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old Noel Gallagher needs a map of the stage

MILAN - It's amazing how people idolise people they don't know...
a girl: oh I love models, they're godlike creatures...
... excuse me? models godlike creatures?! they're total idiots without a brain who are lost when they don't use drugs. That's why they always have a map (lol).
All of this is true also about Noel God Gallagher and his fans. Let's give him a map. A map of the stage (lol), 'cause he looks lost onstage.

this man... is about to fall asleep listening to his own music... has a birds nest on his head, with that sleeping Prodi "nido di merlo" behind, that I was saying the other day, the politician sleeping everywhere. Noel clearly had another nap somewhere.
There are some girls here (Oasis fans) who say: this man is so sad... this man is so gray...

more about Noel-Gem "friendship" (according to Noel and his fans, they're friends... oh but Gem said it's 2 years they don't see each other, and don't hear of each other).
Noel blamed also Gem for the Oasis split, and Gem recently said some songs on Noel's album were not written by Noel... ‎some haters will say: oh of course some were not written by Noel... that's why Noel's album SUCKS, lol.
Noel Gallagher and his imaginary friend Gem. If a man has an imaginary friend, he's mad. If many people have an imaginary friend (Noel fans think to know him), they call it religion...

Q Magazine picked 10 Oasis songs as alternative Greatest Hits.

They named the album Where Did It All Go Right...

How can they put Mucky fingers, Where did it all go wrong, She is love... in an Oasis Greatest Hits?
maybe just because they wanted to name this album with that name.
1. Flashbax
2. Half the world away
3. Going nowhere
4. Rockin' chair
5. Where did it all go wrong?
6. Songbird
7. She is love
8. Hung in a bad place
9. Mucky fingers
10. I'm outta time

should have rather been:
1. Rockin' chair (written with the Griffiths)
2. Let's all make believe (that you're not telling lies)
3. Stay young (Liam loves it, Noel hates it, 'cause he's always had an old man mentality... as: "fashion? you're gay"... "his body feels "young" - not really, girls say he's fucking old - "but his mind is very old" ahaha)
4. Who put the weight of the world on my shoulders? (it must be Liam's fault...or all the other people Noel blamed)
5. Boy with the Blues (by Liam)
6. I'm outta time (by Liam, but it shouldn't be considered alternative, it was a successful song, a bit underrated)
7. Thank you for the good times (by Andy)
8. Turn up the sun (by Andy)
9. Don't go away (written with the Griffiths)
10. Whatever (but not very alternative, written with the Griffiths)

Columbia...written with the Griffiths, etc.
Talk tonight: Liam hates that one... "shit" ahaha...Standing on the shoulder of giants: "rubbish" LOL
Wonderwall (to the Chinese guy): "stop doing that fucking tune again" ahaha

Noel Gallagher, what an idiot. He now mocks Beady Eye. "Best rock band in the world. They're everywhere. Not only in America and England. In Tanzania. In Paraguay. In Mogadishu. In Turkey."
On the other hand, Noel is really everywhere 'cause he's a media darling.
It must be his inferiority complexes because Noel is not making rock anymore... (and he said so).
Also, it must be the fact that Beady Eye were 1st in the world chart for one day more than Noel SECOND with Adele first, despite her album being released 8 months before.

‎more journalists from Usa, those Noel licked their arses:
"I never did see Oasis live... as if seeing Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds isn’t great enough..."
you’ve clearly never been to an Oasis gig. Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds isn’t great enough. Noel shows are NOT Oasis shows. They're far from them.

Noel Gallagher didn't stop licking American arses.
"American Soccer is a Big Deal".
he sings the praises of a recent MLS match he attended:
"I was amazed at the size of the stadiums and the amount of people that attended these matches," he says. "It was like, it's a big fucking deal, man, d’you know what I mean? It’s a big deal. And I was expecting it to be little more than, you know, a kick about in an athletic stadium with a few people attending. And I went to see the Galaxy and they were playing some team from Philadelphia, and it was real, d’you know what I mean? And the fans were all great, and it was a great atmosphere."

wasn't it enough the album recorded in the Usa, music inspired by the Usa (New Orleans, etc.), Usa-style videos, name of the "band" taken from an Usa band, said he wants to be the new Us president, etc.
Noel, dream on. "American dream"... Noel, just accept it: you were 28th in the Usa chart. 
Usually he licks Italian arses, with all his series of quotes about the "best fans".
Stop licking our arse out.

AC Milan-Barcelona
the "Best player in football history" Messi, Xavi, Iniesta, etc. the best players in the world now... but...
Uefa Man of the Match: Luca Antonini.
(here he was mocked by fans of other teams)

Inter now have a manager who is younger than the players, Stramaccioni, born 1976 (Strafalcioni? not really good sounding, predicting mistakes). Another very young manager was Villas Boas (1977) @ Chelsea, and you know how he ended... sacked at his first season.
Uefa named Inter the club with the oldest players (and until last year they mocked us for our experienced players).
Now in the league they're 8th and NOT growing (lol).
They're still proud of the "Champions League for young players" (Next Generation Series?) they won (on penalties), without saying that only INVITED clubs could play it.
What a joke of a club.
The problem was NOT the manager... Ranieri was good. The problems were in the old players, the wrong transfers, the PRESIDENT, etc.
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Beady Eye gigography and next tour dates


30 May - Forum, Milan, Italy (the first "Noeless" gig since 1991 when he didn't join Oasis yet)

summer tour without Noel


16 November - Andy Bell unplugged - Debaser, Stockholm, Sweden (bootleg)


3rd & 4th March - Barrowland, Glasgow, Scotland +here and here + bootleg
6th & 7th March - O2 Apollo, Manchester +bootleg 1 +bootleg 2
9th & 10th March - Troxy, London +bootleg 1
13 March - Casino de Paris, Paris, france
14 March - E-Werk, Koln, Germany
16 March - Alcatraz, Milan, Italy +dvd bootleg
18 March - La Riviera, Madrid, Spain +bootleg
19 March - Bikini, Toulouse, france
21 March - Paradiso, Amsterdam, Holland (bootleg)
22 March - Ancienne Belgique, Brussels, Belgium (bootleg)
14 & 15 April - The Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland here a bootleg image
17 April - Ulster Hall, Belfast, Northern Ireland
20 April - O2 Academy, Newcastle (a photo here)
23 April - Centre, Newport (photo and bootleg)
30 May - Grosse Freiheit 36, Hamburg, Germany
+a photo here + win tickets here
8 June - Saschall, Firenze, Italy +my story here +bootleg here +win tickets here
11th June - Papillons de Nuit Festival, Saint Lo, france
12 June - Isle of Wight festival +story here and here +interview here +videos here +interview and bootleg here
25th June - Theater of Living Art, Philadelphia, U.S.A.
30 June - Rock Werchter, Belgium (bootleg)
1 July - Main Square Festival, Arras, france +a photo here
7 July - BBK Live Festival, Bilbao, Spain
9 July - Oxegen Festival, Naas, Ireland
26 August - Reading Festival (win tickets) +videos here +review&video here +bootleg here
3 September - AX Hall, Seoul, South Korea
14 September - Twinkle Rock Festival, Taipei, Taiwan
7 October - Atlantico, Rome, Italy +main bootleg here +another bootleg here
+win the concert here
11 October - Volkshaus, Zurich, Switzerland (postponed)
13 October - Gasometer, Vienna, Austria (postponed)
31 October - Theater Caupolican, Santiago, Chile
2 November - Teatro de Verano Ramon Collazo, Montevideo, Uruguay
3 November - Teatro Colegiales, Buenos Aires, Argentina
4 November - Personal Festival, Buenos Aires, Argentina
5 November - Planeta Terra festival, Sao Paulo, Brazil
12 November - O2 Academy, Sheffield
14 November - O2 Academy, Birmingham
17 November - O2 Academy Brixton, London
2 December - The Warfield, San Francisco, U.S.A.
3 December - Wiltern Theatre, Los Angeles, U.S.A. +another complete review here +win tickets here and here
5 December - First Avenue, Minneapolis, U.S.A.
6 December - The Rave Ballroon, Milwaukee, U.S.A.
9 December - Terminal 5, New York, U.S.A.
10 December - House of Blues, Boston, U.S.A.


new tour


3 June - Abbey Road, London (acoustic) +bootleg here
7 June - McClusky's, Kingston (album launch acoustic gig)

8 November - Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland


Noel Gallagher solo gigography, and Low Lying Turds tour dates

(although his blinded fans say he's a "new solo artist", it's 20 years he's around and already played "solo" gigs previously (the first one in 1994), with the help of other people of course, as the Unplugged 1996, the gig for Tibet, the tour in 2006-2007, London, Milan, Manchester, Moscow, Los Angeles, Toronto, Paris, Australia, etc.)


25 March - Royal Albert Hall - London


28 November - Alcatraz - Milan, Italy + review here +video bootleg here +audio and video bootleg here


lost interest... even Noel got bored of himself

10 April - Auditorio Banamex - Monterrey, Mexico (cancelled)



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