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Noel why don't you throw stuff at bulls?

 MILAN - (model: Josie) We have to update the post "weekend trip to Fucking, Austria"...with: to love the cows. 

our sponsoring club, Hollywood Milano, and Belen Rodriguez from Argentina to Milano. 

cows are AC Milan fans ;) ...this is more a bull... but I remember they were cows, @ cow parade in Milan.  It was an invasion... as in the previous post: an invasion of Polish bitches, lol. 

Noel Gallagher, why don't you throw stuff at bulls, if you have some balls... a great man as you... I would really love to see the scene... THAT would be fun... too easy throwing it at gentle cows... but that was "a joke", right? shame it didn't even make laugh...
and remember: wear something RED... as your secretly favourite club... go, go, don't worry, after all you're GOD, you can't fear anything...
or maybe can we throw plums at you this summer @ Heineken Jammin' festival?
why don't you find some balls to play at the San Siro...

(photo in Jesus street, beside the 1st street of fashion in the world, where Oasis stayed in the 90s and we used to meet them there, but hey! don't tell Noel or he would say again "fashion? you're gay"...
and also Oasis fan Beckham when he played for AC Milan)

found my legendary Mickey Mouse hand, that I used @ our university for models (=idiots) during the lessons of Spanish, waving my hand to say hello to the Spanish teacher (she was a funny one) and she told me: vemos si los tienes con el Crisafio (=let's see if you have balls to do it with a serious Argentinian teacher). "Vemos si los tienes" became a famous expression. 
Noel, vemos si los tienes con los toros... (with the bulls). THAT would be fun.
(model: Gillian)

vote for Liam as ultimate icon (he's more an icon than Noel, who is a better songwriter, guitarist, what you want, but "icon" is Liam) clicking here

found the typical Noel fan trying to defend him clutching at straws: a YouTuber wanker looking like an unlucky bugger nerd. In his Facebook profile: only 1 like: Noel Gallagher. Totally close-minded.
Latest news: the Killers, so far, have confirmed to be @ Perfect Day festival (Paolo not yet, but he's @ Pistoia Blues festival).
Mario Balotelli made a big mistake, sign that he's leaving, and was substituted after 45 minutes only. He's on the transfers list. This is the result of the jinx Noel interviewing his absolute idol. Inter and Juventus want him but he threw away the Inter shirt and Juventus fans racially abused him. He wants to come back to Milan and is a fan of AC Milan... wondering which club he will join...

The Smith from Manchester, That joke isn't funny anymore
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Beady Eye gigography and next tour dates


30 May - Forum, Milan, Italy (the first "Noeless" gig since 1991 when he didn't join Oasis yet)

summer tour without Noel


16 November - Andy Bell unplugged - Debaser, Stockholm, Sweden (bootleg)


3rd & 4th March - Barrowland, Glasgow, Scotland +here and here + bootleg
6th & 7th March - O2 Apollo, Manchester +bootleg 1 +bootleg 2
9th & 10th March - Troxy, London +bootleg 1
13 March - Casino de Paris, Paris, france
14 March - E-Werk, Koln, Germany
16 March - Alcatraz, Milan, Italy +dvd bootleg
18 March - La Riviera, Madrid, Spain +bootleg
19 March - Bikini, Toulouse, france
21 March - Paradiso, Amsterdam, Holland (bootleg)
22 March - Ancienne Belgique, Brussels, Belgium (bootleg)
14 & 15 April - The Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland here a bootleg image
17 April - Ulster Hall, Belfast, Northern Ireland
20 April - O2 Academy, Newcastle (a photo here)
23 April - Centre, Newport (photo and bootleg)
30 May - Grosse Freiheit 36, Hamburg, Germany
+a photo here + win tickets here
8 June - Saschall, Firenze, Italy +my story here +bootleg here +win tickets here
11th June - Papillons de Nuit Festival, Saint Lo, france
12 June - Isle of Wight festival +story here and here +interview here +videos here +interview and bootleg here
25th June - Theater of Living Art, Philadelphia, U.S.A.
30 June - Rock Werchter, Belgium (bootleg)
1 July - Main Square Festival, Arras, france +a photo here
7 July - BBK Live Festival, Bilbao, Spain
9 July - Oxegen Festival, Naas, Ireland
26 August - Reading Festival (win tickets) +videos here +review&video here +bootleg here
3 September - AX Hall, Seoul, South Korea
14 September - Twinkle Rock Festival, Taipei, Taiwan
7 October - Atlantico, Rome, Italy +main bootleg here +another bootleg here
+win the concert here
11 October - Volkshaus, Zurich, Switzerland (postponed)
13 October - Gasometer, Vienna, Austria (postponed)
31 October - Theater Caupolican, Santiago, Chile
2 November - Teatro de Verano Ramon Collazo, Montevideo, Uruguay
3 November - Teatro Colegiales, Buenos Aires, Argentina
4 November - Personal Festival, Buenos Aires, Argentina
5 November - Planeta Terra festival, Sao Paulo, Brazil
12 November - O2 Academy, Sheffield
14 November - O2 Academy, Birmingham
17 November - O2 Academy Brixton, London
2 December - The Warfield, San Francisco, U.S.A.
3 December - Wiltern Theatre, Los Angeles, U.S.A. +another complete review here +win tickets here and here
5 December - First Avenue, Minneapolis, U.S.A.
6 December - The Rave Ballroon, Milwaukee, U.S.A.
9 December - Terminal 5, New York, U.S.A.
10 December - House of Blues, Boston, U.S.A.


new tour


3 June - Abbey Road, London (acoustic) +bootleg here
7 June - McClusky's, Kingston (album launch acoustic gig)

8 November - Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland


Noel Gallagher solo gigography, and Low Lying Turds tour dates

(although his blinded fans say he's a "new solo artist", it's 20 years he's around and already played "solo" gigs previously (the first one in 1994), with the help of other people of course, as the Unplugged 1996, the gig for Tibet, the tour in 2006-2007, London, Milan, Manchester, Moscow, Los Angeles, Toronto, Paris, Australia, etc.)


25 March - Royal Albert Hall - London


28 November - Alcatraz - Milan, Italy + review here +video bootleg here +audio and video bootleg here


lost interest... even Noel got bored of himself

10 April - Auditorio Banamex - Monterrey, Mexico (cancelled)



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