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Noel Gallagher's low lying bird haircut


BOLOGNA - As we already proved (well, he proved by himself), Noel is the "uccello del malaugurio", jinx bird...          He looks like the bird from the cuckoo clock ahahahahaha l'uccellino del cucù.... reminds me of some bird... not in the English sense of "girl" (despite singing in falsetto and always being on Grazia magazine), but in the Italian sense of "dick"...
Here he was inside a bird's nest... notice the bird's tongue too.
The impression girls get when they meet him, they all say: fuck! he's old!
They finally face reality... no more "beautiful, young, perfect, God", etc.
This is about yesterday's "Liam's lack of a good haircut since DBTT"... (by a Noel blinded fan). Noel since Sergeant Pepper... Liam in yesterday's Pretty Green 1-minute-long video pulverized Noel's "coolness" of 20 years...probably that fan has Noel's Val Doonican style...
Noel Gallagher copying again... as always. Noel's reminds me of Romano Prodi's "nido di merlo/di chiurlo"... (another failed politician with a strange hair, as the nest of a low lying bird...). He was a left-winged politician (sort of "democrat"-democrap), communists (Noel says: "them fucking communists") used to use him (pun :) as "frontman" (best frontman of all time, lol) because people thought he was a good person...
Also, he had the same sleeping effect as Noel...
1) Noel wants to be the new Obama 2) he also copied Veltroni's "maanchismo" ("but also" philosophy) 3) hair and sleepy effect of Prodi... too many clues... 3 make a proof...
He had that hair probably for the fact that he was sleeping everywhere (and make people sleep...), had continuous naps... so they mocked him calling it a bird's nest.
how appropriate... as in Monkey Island: "how appropriate, you fight like a cow".. cow?! throw stuff! (...)

(Noel promoting "Dig Out Your Soul" on tabloids using Tony, 13 years later...)
"...he was rattling on about my unsuitable haircut and piss-poor drumming once more, but by now I was accustomed to those insults. Over the previous 6 albums, my hair had been a major marketing tool for him. I'd had 15 years of such treatment. I looked at the photo of Noel in the paper and realised he was shaping his own hair upwards in an attempt to gain a little extra height. Some things never change. I was not sure why he was so fixated with hair [inferiority complexes, jealous of Liam - n.b.Marco]. I wasn't even in possession of my mop any more. But it was time for Noel to flog an album. And that's where I get involved."
Tony, as Oasis founder (unlike Noel, despite what his fans think) deserved a much better treatment.

If you want to meet Messi and Barcelona players, they just arrived this morning @ hotel in piazza Fontana square, beside the Duomo cathedral (right beside the little street of the only little club where the Beatles went). Just stay outside there, and they won't resist to have a walk around ;) ...also because, the sun shines bright.
Two years ago before Inter-Barcelona there was the famous cloud from Iceland, and they had a troubled travel on a bus...that's why they lost... + all the referees "mistakes"... Noel Gallagher's idol Mourinho's friends... (I'll make a video soon)
It's when Liam Gallagher travelled from America on the Italian ship by Fincantieri... Liam Columbus :)
Do not remind that to Noel's fans 'cause "Liam takes his kids to Disney World so he's stupid and should teach them to throw stuff at cows"... (enough said)

more stuff to add soon...
(not to be thrown at cows)
now stop with Noel 'cause it's like shooting on the Red Cross.
And Beady Eye helped the Red Cross for Japan... Noel didn't.

Milan-Barcelona 4-0
uuuuuuuhhhhh big mistake by Guardiola... in the press conference he was ironic and mocked AC Milan history... I said AC Milan... most successful club in FOOTBALL HISTORY...
and he was playing this game (defender wearing number 3), match that we played without central defenders Baresi and Costacurta, as tomorrow without Thiago Silva, Abate... (etc.)
that Barcelona was called "DREAM TEAM"... and before the game Cruyff photographed himself with the Cup, boasting about their "superiority"... our manager was ex England manager Capello.

Oasis had just published the first single "Supersonic"...and we were about to go to England, Shakermaker on the radio...
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Beady Eye gigography and next tour dates

2000

30 May - Forum, Milan, Italy (the first "Noeless" gig since 1991 when he didn't join Oasis yet)

summer tour without Noel

2003

16 November - Andy Bell unplugged - Debaser, Stockholm, Sweden (bootleg)

2011


3rd & 4th March - Barrowland, Glasgow, Scotland +here and here + bootleg
6th & 7th March - O2 Apollo, Manchester +bootleg 1 +bootleg 2
9th & 10th March - Troxy, London +bootleg 1
13 March - Casino de Paris, Paris, france
14 March - E-Werk, Koln, Germany
16 March - Alcatraz, Milan, Italy +dvd bootleg
18 March - La Riviera, Madrid, Spain +bootleg
19 March - Bikini, Toulouse, france
21 March - Paradiso, Amsterdam, Holland (bootleg)
22 March - Ancienne Belgique, Brussels, Belgium (bootleg)
14 & 15 April - The Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland here a bootleg image
17 April - Ulster Hall, Belfast, Northern Ireland
20 April - O2 Academy, Newcastle (a photo here)
23 April - Centre, Newport (photo and bootleg)
30 May - Grosse Freiheit 36, Hamburg, Germany
+a photo here + win tickets here
8 June - Saschall, Firenze, Italy +my story here +bootleg here +win tickets here
11th June - Papillons de Nuit Festival, Saint Lo, france
12 June - Isle of Wight festival +story here and here +interview here +videos here +interview and bootleg here
25th June - Theater of Living Art, Philadelphia, U.S.A.
30 June - Rock Werchter, Belgium (bootleg)
1 July - Main Square Festival, Arras, france +a photo here
7 July - BBK Live Festival, Bilbao, Spain
9 July - Oxegen Festival, Naas, Ireland
26 August - Reading Festival (win tickets) +videos here +review&video here +bootleg here
3 September - AX Hall, Seoul, South Korea
14 September - Twinkle Rock Festival, Taipei, Taiwan
7 October - Atlantico, Rome, Italy +main bootleg here +another bootleg here
+win the concert here
11 October - Volkshaus, Zurich, Switzerland (postponed)
13 October - Gasometer, Vienna, Austria (postponed)
31 October - Theater Caupolican, Santiago, Chile
2 November - Teatro de Verano Ramon Collazo, Montevideo, Uruguay
3 November - Teatro Colegiales, Buenos Aires, Argentina
4 November - Personal Festival, Buenos Aires, Argentina
5 November - Planeta Terra festival, Sao Paulo, Brazil
12 November - O2 Academy, Sheffield
14 November - O2 Academy, Birmingham
17 November - O2 Academy Brixton, London
2 December - The Warfield, San Francisco, U.S.A.
3 December - Wiltern Theatre, Los Angeles, U.S.A. +another complete review here +win tickets here and here
5 December - First Avenue, Minneapolis, U.S.A.
6 December - The Rave Ballroon, Milwaukee, U.S.A.
9 December - Terminal 5, New York, U.S.A.
10 December - House of Blues, Boston, U.S.A.

2012

new tour

2013

3 June - Abbey Road, London (acoustic) +bootleg here
7 June - McClusky's, Kingston (album launch acoustic gig)



8 November - Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland

2014

Noel Gallagher solo gigography, and Low Lying Turds tour dates

(although his blinded fans say he's a "new solo artist", it's 20 years he's around and already played "solo" gigs previously (the first one in 1994), with the help of other people of course, as the Unplugged 1996, the gig for Tibet, the tour in 2006-2007, London, Milan, Manchester, Moscow, Los Angeles, Toronto, Paris, Australia, etc.)

2010


25 March - Royal Albert Hall - London

2011


28 November - Alcatraz - Milan, Italy + review here +video bootleg here +audio and video bootleg here

2012


lost interest... even Noel got bored of himself

10 April - Auditorio Banamex - Monterrey, Mexico (cancelled)

END OF THE HIGH FLYING BIRDS

2013

fans leave the gig again and ask for Liam again
..... € 10 = £ 8
 

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