Noel Gallagher telling lies even to Balotelli

MANCHESTER - What a good looking fucker. Noel told lies and blamed Liam even in the complete interview with Mario. What a daftcunt.

N: "I used to be in Oasis and now I've gone solo coz my brother was a bit crazy like you."
M: Really?
"Yeah, and so I'm in a critically acclaimed [!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've read so many negative reviews about the gigs and 23 negative reviews about the album, and growing!!!!!!!!!!!!] and best-selling act [because of Oasis!!!!!!!!!!!] called High Flying Birds have you ever heard of us?
M: "Of what?" (LOL)
N: "Of our music?"
M: I knew about Oasis yes. (LOL)

confirming he's famous because of Oasis, not "also because of HFB" as someone said...

he's even speaking in plural, "of us", "our music"... wasn't he a "solo artist"...
and "Rafaella Te Amo"... Noel we're not Spanish...

"ahaha...genius", lol

wondering why they didn't put some parts eh...

there's also one where he says: "I don't wanna offend nobody but an English person cannot speak about style with an Italian person" (smiles), lol (the "Milan fashion giants"). Of course, or Noel Gallagher will tell you that you're gay...

and: "I didn't say that English people wear bad clothes, I said Italian people are another level."

N: "No question, we all wear Italian shoes, these are Italian shoes, they're nice…" 

Noel was touching them all the time... not very cool...

meanwhile, other negative review about Noel Gallagher's things (how rare eh...)

Dream on (single)

Fresh from his role as the ageing guy looking out of place among all the young things at The Brits, Noel yawns further towards the inevitable Oasis reunion. A song destined to force a nation to shrug and go back to trimming the hedge. Wake up, lad.

2 stars (out of 5)

rabona by Mario! trick-skill in Sporting Lisbon-Manchester City, he should have played from the beginning, he also hit the bar