oasisblues: Noel Gallagher telling lies even to Balotelli

Noel Gallagher telling lies even to Balotelli

MANCHESTER - What a good looking fucker. Noel told lies and blamed Liam even in the complete interview with Mario. What a daftcunt.

N: "I used to be in Oasis and now I've gone solo coz my brother was a bit crazy like you."
M: Really?
"Yeah, and so I'm in a critically acclaimed [!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've read so many negative reviews about the gigs and 23 negative reviews about the album, and growing!!!!!!!!!!!!] and best-selling act [because of Oasis!!!!!!!!!!!] called High Flying Birds have you ever heard of us?
M: "Of what?" (LOL)
N: "Of our music?"
M: I knew about Oasis yes. (LOL)

confirming he's famous because of Oasis, not "also because of HFB" as someone said...

he's even speaking in plural, "of us", "our music"... wasn't he a "solo artist"...
and "Rafaella Te Amo"... Noel we're not Spanish...

"ahaha...genius", lol

wondering why they didn't put some parts eh...

there's also one where he says: "I don't wanna offend nobody but an English person cannot speak about style with an Italian person" (smiles), lol (the "Milan fashion giants"). Of course, or Noel Gallagher will tell you that you're gay...

and: "I didn't say that English people wear bad clothes, I said Italian people are another level."

N: "No question, we all wear Italian shoes, these are Italian shoes, they're nice…"

Noel was touching them all the time... not very cool...

meanwhile, other negative review about Noel Gallagher's things (how rare eh...)

Dream on (single)

Fresh from his role as the ageing guy looking out of place among all the young things at The Brits, Noel yawns further towards the inevitable Oasis reunion. A song destined to force a nation to shrug and go back to trimming the hedge. Wake up, lad.

2 stars (out of 5)

rabona by Mario! trick-skill in Sporting Lisbon-Manchester City, he should have played from the beginning, he also hit the bar

Noel Gallagher solo gigography, and Low Lying Turds tour dates

Liam Gallagher 2017-2018 tour

30 May - O2 Ritz, Manchester, England
1 June - Electric Brixton, London, England
4 June - Rock im Park, Nürnberg, Deutschland
5 June - Pinkpop festival, Landgraaf, Nederland
10 June - Olympia theatre, Dublin, Ireland
11 June - Barrowlands, Glasgow, Scotland
14 June - Bergenfest festival, Bergenhus Festning, Norge
24 June - Glastonbury festival, England
6 July - Exit Festival, Novi Sad, Srbija
9 July - Festival Les Ardentes, Liege, Belgique
15 July - FIB festival Benicàssim, España
21 July - the Tall Ships Races, Turku, Suomi
23 July - Lollapalooza festival, Paris, France
28 July - McKittrick Hotel, New York City, USA
30 July - Rough Trade, New York City, USA
2 August - Park West, Chicago, USA
3 August - Lollapalooza festival, Chicago, USA
5 August - Osheaga festival, Montreal, Canada
10 August - National Olympic Sports Center Gymnasium, Beijing, China
12 August - CR Shenzhen Bay Sports Center Arena, Shenzhen, China
14 August - Manila’s Mall of Asia Arena, Maynilà, Pilipinas
17 August - Zepp, Tokyo, Japan
18 August - Sonic Mania, Makuhari Messe, Chiba, Japan
20 August - Summer Sonic, Osaka, Japan
22 August - Jamsil Olympic Stadium Seoul, South Korea
25 August - August Bank Holiday Weekend, Leeds, England
27 August - August Bank Holiday Weekend, Reading, England
9 September - Dcode festival, Campus del la Ucm, Madrid, España

14 September - Vogue Fashion Night Out, Terrazza Duomo 21, (acoustic show), Milan, Italia
7 October - CalJam, San Bernardino, California, USA
29 October - Samhain festival, Weston airport hangar, Dublin, Ireland

30 October - Sse Arena, Belfast, Northern Ireland

1 November - Metro Radio Arena, Newcastle, England
13 November - Warfield Theatre, San Francisco, USA
18 November - Gothic Theatre, Denver, USA
20 November - First Avenue, Minneapolis, USA
21 November - The Riviera, Chicago, USA
23 November - Rebel, Toronto, Canada
25 November - House of Blues, Boston, USA
27 November - Terminal 5, New York City, USA
29 November - Lincoln Theatre, Washington DC, USA
30 November - Union Transfer, Philadelphia, USA

3 December - First Direct Arena, Leeds, England

4 December - The Sse Hydro, Glasgow, Scotland

6 December - Pavilions, Plymouth, England

7 December - Alexandra Palace, London, England

10 December - Motorpoint Arena, Nottingham, England

12 December - Arena, Birmingham

13 December - Motorpoint Arena, Cardiff, Wales

15 December - Brighton Centre, Brighton, England

16 December - Arena, Manchester, England
December-January - Falls festival, Australia
14 January - Ecovention Ancol, Jakarta, Indonesia
more soon

fashion star with music stars

the city of Milano & England have the same flag. AC Milan, best club in history, was founded by a group of English&Italians. Milan was appointed as the 1.city of world fashion. Pretty Green started in Milan, 11 March 2009, launched for my birthday 9 June, winner of the Drapers award as best brand. Beady Eye (first gig in Milan in 2000) were later conceived when Liam was here for PG. Oasisblues is on the official Oasis site, and is visited by Liam too. Marco since 1994 biggest guide, born and always lived in Milan historic centre

songs of the summer 2012 & 2011

..... Noel the leech, the looter, the parasite... the little bitch.

added: Ocean child, Golden brown, Damaged, Feel the pain, Hi-heel sneakers, Je so' pazzo, Summer in the city, etc. (should have added Stone Roses too and many more)..... as Tony said, the first 3 Oasis albums were made thanks to the Real People... (Columbia, Supersonic, Whatever, Rockin' Chair, All around the world, Don't go away, etc. were not written by Noel)...concidentially, the first 3 albums are considered the only good ones...

..... Oasis without Noel, the Boys in the Bubble (wanna be free)

..... Oasis' Hung in a bad place, by Gem

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"I love Noel, but I'm not blind and Marco is RIGHT. After 40+ years of walking to and fro upon the Earth (look THAT reference up, if you dare), Noel is a master manipulator of people, particularly Liam and apparently also the fans and the media. There's not a category for LIAR of the Year, or he'd win that. Of course he will win Hero of the Year and Liam Villain of the Year (when it's REALLY the other way around). Beady Eye could also win the Worst Band Award from the Noel Musical Express." (fortunately, it didn't happen but he won the hilarious extra award "Godlike Genius", without people could vote for it...)

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“Noel’s got a lot of stories, but how many of them are actually true is another matter. Few of them are rooted in truth.”

(his best friend, Paul Weller)

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"That's the thing that makes me want to throw up. I just look at Noel now and think, 'You're a fucking fake'."

(Liam)

“Someone was playing a joke when they made me, you know, ‘Let’s make this guy a writer and a guitar player, but let’s make him write with his left hand but play with his right, and let’s have him born in the middle of May and give him a Christmas name like Noel, and let’s make him a dodgy, schizophrenic, two-faced Gemini.’ Cheers!”
(Noel Gallagher)

media darling Noel Gallagher telling lies to promote his album:

- Oasis split because of Liam
- Oasis failed in the Usa (so they didn't have 4 top5 albums, sold out gigs in record times for a British band, etc.)
- Oasis failed in the Usa because of Liam... (then Noel admitted they were successful)
- Oasis split because of Pretty Green
- he's not playing songs that were sung by Liam (then played Supersonic, Wonderwall, Whatever, It's good to be free, etc.)
- Oasis split because of lack of support from management (sounds like he's not sure about the reason... in fact he then admitted 2 times that he doesn't know why...)
- he's playing only 3 Oasis songs (then played 10)
- Oasis split because of lack of support from band members, Andy, Gem, Chris
- he's publishing his 2nd album in 2012, immediately after the first album, before the tour
- his new songs are new and all written by him (his imaginary friend Gem doesn't think so...)
- his shoes are new
- Noel is friends with Gem
- Liam bullied the band
- he's not going to speak during the gigs
- he doesn't want people to speak to him (then he had whole conversations)
- Oasis didn't split because it was years he wanted to go solo (he wanted since 2000 album failing)

- he won't leave Oasis
- Sara encouraged the solo career after Oasis split (not before eh...)
- repeated a thousand times: there will be no Oasis reunion
- there will be no Oasis reunion, not even for starving children
- Oasis split because Liam was drunk in August 2009 (Noel avoided the court thanks to his mummy)

- there will be the Oasis reunion
- he was not going to text Liam for Christmas
- the work was harder in Oasis
- the work is harder now
- nobody in Oasis cared about the fans
- nobody was listening to Oasis in the last years
- his album is back in the top 10
- he hates having pictures of him taken (he's vain as fuck)

- @ Olympics they asked him to mime so he didn't sing (they wouldn't have PAID him, and they know he can't sing. Beady Eye didn't mime)

- repeated a thousand times: the High Flying Birds disband November 2012 (they're still annoying around)

- Liam did not put down a vocal for Record Machine and Stop the clocks... the band members don't think so

- Noel is too busy talking with ex Oasis bandmates
- much more

Noel Gallagher's top 10 worst bullshit:

1. "not even if all the starving children in the world depended on it"
2. wishing to "catch AIDS and die"
3. insulting his own fans (but he's right about this)
4. telling lies, long list
5. insulting everybody, long list
6. leaving Oasis 3 times +excuses for not reforming
7. the man who is still paying the most money for copying songs
8. bigger than the Beatles, John Lennon was an idiot
9. losing his British identity
10. the man without a style