Noel Gallagher made his whole life boasting lies

LONDON - (mocking Noel's "final statement"..."final"...). It's with great sadness and some relief that we announce (no, it's not THAT sad, no other mad fan entered one of his houses, as he's waiting for "something horrible to happen" for himself... as Liam said: no one's dead... not yet) that Noel Gallagher didn't even win the "Best Woman" prize. The only thing he won in his sparkling, wonderful solo career is the NME NoelMusicalExpress hilarious "Godlike Genius", referred to his Oasis songs, as extra prize WITHOUT the people voting for that.
What does Noel Gallagher have to say about this? Of course it's Liam's fault and "people will write and say what they like, but I simply could not go on working with Liam a day longer".
He may have developed a bit that "SIMPLY"...
‎"people will write and say what they like" is clearly a victim saying that...
To be precise it was the "Women that rock"... singing in falsetto and always being on Grazia magazine were a "nice try" but the reason why he didn't win is that he said: I'm not making rock anymore.
His wife (who hates his music) favourite Florence+the Machine won (photo in Milano), Noel Gallagher was 28th, as in the Usa.
Even Noel Gallagher attends her gigs. She comes to Milan again, at her last gig there were people shouting "ti amo Firenze" lol (translating her name in Italian, the city) and it was a gig with Paolo Nutini so someone wrote "Paolo+the Machine" and she was laughing while singing, lol. She's really a "gig animal" and is able to "keep the scene" much more than Noel, who is lost onstage.
Now his fans say Noel's is "music for real men, not all this cheap dance stuff"... Noel Gallagher for real men? not dance? did they hear "What a LIE" and his remixes? and even: "the best SINGER" (!!!) singing in falsetto to reach the high notes. As usual they don't even listen to what their idol said: he learned to sing in 2005. "Millions of people are inspired by him and his music"...It's the other way round: HE was inspired by the music of millions of other musicians and had to pay a lot of money for that.

more songs from the 60s...

Che colpa abbiamo noi

from London, the Rokes, the Italian Beatles, singing in Italian with British accent (those of "There's a strange expression in your beady eyes" :), 

song: "What's our fault", dedicated to Noel Gallagher from: the Pretty Green staff, Liam Gallagher, the Oasis management not supporting, the band members not supporting, Andy Bell, Gem Archer, Chris Sharrock, etc. etc. (of course without taking any part of the blame, unlike Liam did)
Not blaming oneself, makes one hardly a "real man"...

"sarà una bella società, fondata sulla libertà" = "it will be a nice society, founded on liberty", without the dictator Noel Gallagher... 

Noel about this would say: "them fucking communists"... but he should like this, as his idol Berlusconi's political party ("only rich politicians are good") is called "people of freedom"... some say he's a communist, lol

"Berlusconi's party" is also called: Bunga Bunga :D

Ragazzo triste

featuring some Pretty Green outfits, lol. "Ragazzo triste" means "Boy with the blues" as Liam's great song ;)

from the film "The boy able to love" with The Giants from Milan (as the English say: "Milan fashion giants", lol), those of "Una ragazza in due"-"A girl in two" - more threesomes ahaha

also the lyrics are somehow similar... "we gotta be together"... Liam's: "come on together"...

also: blonde and called Patty (Kensit)

am I trying to destroy Liam too now? :) no...as Noel fans say: it was "just a coincidence"...

confirmed: "Britalian" Paolo Nutini @ Pistoia Blues festival, back to his beautiful Toscana, near Florence (and Pisa). More artists soon.
also, back to the place of my threesomes with "them English girls"... well, now fifteensome. Noel said "everybody hates the English", so someone had to love them :P

too much international crisis and too many events... save money at least for:
Beady Eye playing Oasis... drinking to celebrate AC Milan and / or Man City... drinking during many Euro 2012 games... the last concert of the Rolling Stones... Stone Roses... Monza... Paolo Nutini... and Fucking in Austria.
well all that would be enough to go bankrupt, if you spend £7,000 for a night in a bar as Noel...
but you should spend everything 'cause it could be the last year of the world... the jinx Noel is talking about it... ("them fucking Mayans")

Stereophonics, You stole my money, honey

as I already proved, Noel is buying his new life... but what he wants he just can't buy... the clothes he wears are nothing... pretends he's high and something... to think I think he's dumb, they're blind(ed) fans... he made his whole life boasting lies... his time is running out.

according to a Swiss Illuminati friend of Noel, to cover this tune again with my "rough voice", I'd have to drink whisky. I don't need. I get by fine without him :)

ma guarda quei furbacchioni dei rubentini... la squadra che per pareggiare in casa contro un quartiere di Verona ha dovuto pure rubare... a Juventus-Milan all' "Hello Kitty Stadium" non gli è bastato un altro gol irregolare... adesso vogliono cambiare le regole... da sempre nel "giuoco del calcio" il risultato è "1-2 (2-2 D.T.S.)", ERGO la partita "negli annali del giuoco del calcio" risulta: PERSA.

Del Piero poteva solo avere un amico ladro come Noel Gallagher...
Pensa che goduria se manco rubando riescono a vincere la TIM CUP... (sarebbe il primo trofeo in 8 anni, che scarsi).
Nonostante presidente e allenatore (e Aronica) che sono dei "jealous massive cunts": forza Napoli...
(era un messaggio scritto da Berlusconi ghghghgh cribbio, per il "giuoco" e la sua passione per Napoli.
Conte ha raggiunto dei livelli di antipatia inavvicinabili...)