Noel Gallagher is a genious... oh wait: genius

MILAN - ‎"Beady Eye is nowhere close to Oasis. It would take another 10-15 yrs for them to write another Morning Glory. Noel is always a genious :)"

Urban dictionary: "It is often the case that idiots describe themselves as 'genious' but are ironically ignorant to the fact that the word is spelt 'genius' - much to the amusement of us intelligent people."
"Like, woah, yeah man, I'm like, such a genious, dude!"
"Well, you're retarded..."

if there's someone close to Oasis is a band called Beady Eye making rock'n'roll, not one alone singing in falsetto, telling lies, making remixes, ignoring basic facts of Oasis history, etc.

photo: Noel Gallagher's merchandise... what the fuck is this sadness trying to be the bad copy of Liam...
he always copies other people... he almost always copies Liam... it's a sign of insecurity and inferiority complexes... another job: a psychologist needed for him...
looks like the Chinese "them fucking communists" (said by Noel) copying everything... the truth is that Noel is a Chinese.

It's his "by saying to all the people up there who bothered to buy a ticket, a CD, or a T-shirt because that's what fucking counts the merchandise, thank you."
who would buy this uncool stuff?

About the secret gig in Milan, 14 March:

can't wait to secretly meet God, lol. He's gonna play some Wonderwalls (plural), as many of his songs have the same chords.
Liam: stop doin that fucking tune again! lol (to the Chinese)
Somebody keep me home please. You remember, some girl who "wanna shout"! lol
He didn't play Wonderwall for ages, so he had to recover now... even Sara hates that one (how rare) ...after all it was dedicated to Meg... can't get how Sara and Liam always agree on everything... they should secretly kiss! ahaha (it did happen...)
wondering what Sara will do in Milan... buying shoes, again. Using the (NME) "hottest credit card", lol.
She could visit my best friend's shoes shop... the one of Pretty Green shoes... near the Football English pub, near the shoes shop where I met Liam in '97. In a few words: she could meet Liam.


it's amazing how Noel fans are totally subdued to him... (BDSM Noel) ...shows they have no personality at all...
they even didn't know about the songs he "took inspiration" from... shows ignorance as well...
they think he also invented the wheel... (well, he did invent the wheel...Noel the caveman)
"so what's the matter?", says one.
so what's the matter with them... sing me something new...


"Singing through your nose in a parka with yiur hands behind your back flicking the idd "V" sign diesnt make a great front man"
(this one needs his own language dictionary...)

singing through your falsetto in gypsy clothes in an awkward position looking lost onstage and being the man who had to pay the most money for copying songs (fact) doesn't make you a great songwriter...

"Liams a fantastic frontman. Well done to Chris & Tony from The Real People who helped him become who he is"

well done to Chris&Tony from The Real People for writing Columbia, Rockin' chair, Whatever, Don't go away, etc. and helped Noel to record something.