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Noel Gallagher is a genious... oh wait: genius

MILAN - ‎"Beady Eye is nowhere close to Oasis. It would take another 10-15 yrs for them to write another Morning Glory. Noel is always a genious :)"

Urban dictionary: "It is often the case that idiots describe themselves as 'genious' but are ironically ignorant to the fact that the word is spelt 'genius' - much to the amusement of us intelligent people."
"Like, woah, yeah man, I'm like, such a genious, dude!"
"Well, you're retarded..."

if there's someone close to Oasis is a band called Beady Eye making rock'n'roll, not one alone singing in falsetto, telling lies, making remixes, ignoring basic facts of Oasis history, etc.

photo: Noel Gallagher's merchandise... what the fuck is this sadness trying to be the bad copy of Liam...
he always copies other people... he almost always copies Liam... it's a sign of insecurity and inferiority complexes... another job: a psychologist needed for him...
looks like the Chinese "them fucking communists" (said by Noel) copying everything... the truth is that Noel is a Chinese.

It's his "by saying to all the people up there who bothered to buy a ticket, a CD, or a T-shirt because that's what fucking counts the merchandise, thank you."
who would buy this uncool stuff?

About the secret gig in Milan, 14 March:

can't wait to secretly meet God, lol. He's gonna play some Wonderwalls (plural), as many of his songs have the same chords.
Liam: stop doin that fucking tune again! lol (to the Chinese)
Somebody keep me home please. You remember, some girl who "wanna shout"! lol
He didn't play Wonderwall for ages, so he had to recover now... even Sara hates that one (how rare) ...after all it was dedicated to Meg... can't get how Sara and Liam always agree on everything... they should secretly kiss! ahaha (it did happen...)
wondering what Sara will do in Milan... buying shoes, again. Using the (NME) "hottest credit card", lol.
She could visit my best friend's shoes shop... the one of Pretty Green shoes... near the Football English pub, near the shoes shop where I met Liam in '97. In a few words: she could meet Liam.

it's amazing how Noel fans are totally subdued to him... (BDSM Noel) ...shows they have no personality at all...
they even didn't know about the songs he "took inspiration" from... shows ignorance as well...
they think he also invented the wheel... (well, he did invent the wheel...Noel the caveman)
"so what's the matter?", says one.
so what's the matter with them... sing me something new...

"Singing through your nose in a parka with yiur hands behind your back flicking the idd "V" sign diesnt make a great front man"
(this one needs his own language dictionary...)

singing through your falsetto in gypsy clothes in an awkward position looking lost onstage and being the man who had to pay the most money for copying songs (fact) doesn't make you a great songwriter...

"Liams a fantastic frontman. Well done to Chris & Tony from The Real People who helped him become who he is"

well done to Chris&Tony from The Real People for writing Columbia, Rockin' chair, Whatever, Don't go away, etc. and helped Noel to record something.
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Beady Eye gigography and next tour dates


30 May - Forum, Milan, Italy (the first "Noeless" gig since 1991 when he didn't join Oasis yet)

summer tour without Noel


16 November - Andy Bell unplugged - Debaser, Stockholm, Sweden (bootleg)


3rd & 4th March - Barrowland, Glasgow, Scotland +here and here + bootleg
6th & 7th March - O2 Apollo, Manchester +bootleg 1 +bootleg 2
9th & 10th March - Troxy, London +bootleg 1
13 March - Casino de Paris, Paris, france
14 March - E-Werk, Koln, Germany
16 March - Alcatraz, Milan, Italy +dvd bootleg
18 March - La Riviera, Madrid, Spain +bootleg
19 March - Bikini, Toulouse, france
21 March - Paradiso, Amsterdam, Holland (bootleg)
22 March - Ancienne Belgique, Brussels, Belgium (bootleg)
14 & 15 April - The Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland here a bootleg image
17 April - Ulster Hall, Belfast, Northern Ireland
20 April - O2 Academy, Newcastle (a photo here)
23 April - Centre, Newport (photo and bootleg)
30 May - Grosse Freiheit 36, Hamburg, Germany
+a photo here + win tickets here
8 June - Saschall, Firenze, Italy +my story here +bootleg here +win tickets here
11th June - Papillons de Nuit Festival, Saint Lo, france
12 June - Isle of Wight festival +story here and here +interview here +videos here +interview and bootleg here
25th June - Theater of Living Art, Philadelphia, U.S.A.
30 June - Rock Werchter, Belgium (bootleg)
1 July - Main Square Festival, Arras, france +a photo here
7 July - BBK Live Festival, Bilbao, Spain
9 July - Oxegen Festival, Naas, Ireland
26 August - Reading Festival (win tickets) +videos here +review&video here +bootleg here
3 September - AX Hall, Seoul, South Korea
14 September - Twinkle Rock Festival, Taipei, Taiwan
7 October - Atlantico, Rome, Italy +main bootleg here +another bootleg here
+win the concert here
11 October - Volkshaus, Zurich, Switzerland (postponed)
13 October - Gasometer, Vienna, Austria (postponed)
31 October - Theater Caupolican, Santiago, Chile
2 November - Teatro de Verano Ramon Collazo, Montevideo, Uruguay
3 November - Teatro Colegiales, Buenos Aires, Argentina
4 November - Personal Festival, Buenos Aires, Argentina
5 November - Planeta Terra festival, Sao Paulo, Brazil
12 November - O2 Academy, Sheffield
14 November - O2 Academy, Birmingham
17 November - O2 Academy Brixton, London
2 December - The Warfield, San Francisco, U.S.A.
3 December - Wiltern Theatre, Los Angeles, U.S.A. +another complete review here +win tickets here and here
5 December - First Avenue, Minneapolis, U.S.A.
6 December - The Rave Ballroon, Milwaukee, U.S.A.
9 December - Terminal 5, New York, U.S.A.
10 December - House of Blues, Boston, U.S.A.


new tour


3 June - Abbey Road, London (acoustic) +bootleg here
7 June - McClusky's, Kingston (album launch acoustic gig)

8 November - Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland


Noel Gallagher solo gigography, and Low Lying Turds tour dates

(although his blinded fans say he's a "new solo artist", it's 20 years he's around and already played "solo" gigs previously (the first one in 1994), with the help of other people of course, as the Unplugged 1996, the gig for Tibet, the tour in 2006-2007, London, Milan, Manchester, Moscow, Los Angeles, Toronto, Paris, Australia, etc.)


25 March - Royal Albert Hall - London


28 November - Alcatraz - Milan, Italy + review here +video bootleg here +audio and video bootleg here


lost interest... even Noel got bored of himself

10 April - Auditorio Banamex - Monterrey, Mexico (cancelled)



fans leave the gig again and ask for Liam again
..... € 10 = £ 8

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