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electoral campaign: vote warmonger Noel Gallagher US president

NEW YORK - After "God", he now wants to be something more: USA President, the most powerful man in the world. Democrat or Republican? not sure, he's always been confused. Let's say: he's everything. About everything he will say and do one thing "but also" the opposite. He will also blame all the people, never himself for anything, he's just perfect.
Noel hates the pacifists (he also doesn't care about John Lennon's pacifism and his life and said that "maybe he was an idiot"), and supported the war in Iraq in 2003. Recently he said "I'm not arsed about world peace, a bit of war is good - it sorts men out from the boys. I built a career on it."
Here's material for the electoral campaign. Vote the victim Noel Gallagher, for change: no more Oasis. Remember: vote Noel Gallagher. Remember this name: Noel Gallagher. The media tend to forget him. Spread the word. He's a "brand new solo artist" (even if he was already playing alone since 1996). He will leave your favourite band. 3 times. And say: there'll be no reunion. He was 28th with his solo album in the Usa, so he definitely should do something else there.

he is proof of poverty in the world. Even his shoes and trousers implore (since 2001): change me please

he's always been a little bit confused. Working class "but also" (see previous post about the "maanchismo") "them fucking communists", hating the Greens, pacifists, etc.
He now tried hard to lick the ass of Americans: album made and recorded in the Usa, Usa-style music (New Orleans, etc.), Usa-style videos, name of the band taken from Usa, etc., with disappointing results. But hey, it's Liam's fault. Or maybe Pretty Green's. Or maybe the band members not supporting. Or maybe the management not supporting. Etc.

vote Noel Gallagher. Communism failed in 1989. Many say it never even existed, because made of "dreams". Those "dreams" caused poverty and more than 100 million dead people around the world, many more even than nazifascism.
That's why Noel Gallagher says: "them fucking communists".
Some Americans said Obama is a communist so they didn't like him, but many in Italy really believed he was a communist, and liked him because of that.
But a communist in America is hardly believable.
Noel Gallagher says he's a honest politician "because he's already rich"...

The Queen, Bicycle race (with naked girls)

‎"I don't wanna be President of America"... he wants, he can.

also: NOPE. Or: JOKE.
He's really ready to be a politician: interested in money only and telling lies.
He's always said he's doing everything for money only.
Now interested in merchandise too, "because thats what counts: the merchandise, thank you".

Berlusconi abbronzatissimo
‎= it means "very tanned", lol.
(because he had said "tanned" of Obama, so all the haters accused him to be racist, and he's not... he wouldn't even have so many black players and wouldn't love Seedorf...
while they supported Obama "because he's black"... wondering who was the racist one...)
Noel's idol ("only rich politicians are good politicians, because they're already rich", Noel was even in a film produced by him, that is Manchester City's), AC Milan president, the most winning president in history (28 trophies)

Edoardo Vianello, A-A-Abbronzatissima

more Italian songs from the 60s, many were about summer holidays at the seaside, as this one.
During the day when people send me or to Liam many jealous insults on internet and I'm reading them on my phone while I'm sunbathing, I tell them: everytime I have to raise my arm to read, you're blocking the sun, lol
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Beady Eye gigography and next tour dates


30 May - Forum, Milan, Italy (the first "Noeless" gig since 1991 when he didn't join Oasis yet)

summer tour without Noel


16 November - Andy Bell unplugged - Debaser, Stockholm, Sweden (bootleg)


3rd & 4th March - Barrowland, Glasgow, Scotland +here and here + bootleg
6th & 7th March - O2 Apollo, Manchester +bootleg 1 +bootleg 2
9th & 10th March - Troxy, London +bootleg 1
13 March - Casino de Paris, Paris, france
14 March - E-Werk, Koln, Germany
16 March - Alcatraz, Milan, Italy +dvd bootleg
18 March - La Riviera, Madrid, Spain +bootleg
19 March - Bikini, Toulouse, france
21 March - Paradiso, Amsterdam, Holland (bootleg)
22 March - Ancienne Belgique, Brussels, Belgium (bootleg)
14 & 15 April - The Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland here a bootleg image
17 April - Ulster Hall, Belfast, Northern Ireland
20 April - O2 Academy, Newcastle (a photo here)
23 April - Centre, Newport (photo and bootleg)
30 May - Grosse Freiheit 36, Hamburg, Germany
+a photo here + win tickets here
8 June - Saschall, Firenze, Italy +my story here +bootleg here +win tickets here
11th June - Papillons de Nuit Festival, Saint Lo, france
12 June - Isle of Wight festival +story here and here +interview here +videos here +interview and bootleg here
25th June - Theater of Living Art, Philadelphia, U.S.A.
30 June - Rock Werchter, Belgium (bootleg)
1 July - Main Square Festival, Arras, france +a photo here
7 July - BBK Live Festival, Bilbao, Spain
9 July - Oxegen Festival, Naas, Ireland
26 August - Reading Festival (win tickets) +videos here +review&video here +bootleg here
3 September - AX Hall, Seoul, South Korea
14 September - Twinkle Rock Festival, Taipei, Taiwan
7 October - Atlantico, Rome, Italy +main bootleg here +another bootleg here
+win the concert here
11 October - Volkshaus, Zurich, Switzerland (postponed)
13 October - Gasometer, Vienna, Austria (postponed)
31 October - Theater Caupolican, Santiago, Chile
2 November - Teatro de Verano Ramon Collazo, Montevideo, Uruguay
3 November - Teatro Colegiales, Buenos Aires, Argentina
4 November - Personal Festival, Buenos Aires, Argentina
5 November - Planeta Terra festival, Sao Paulo, Brazil
12 November - O2 Academy, Sheffield
14 November - O2 Academy, Birmingham
17 November - O2 Academy Brixton, London
2 December - The Warfield, San Francisco, U.S.A.
3 December - Wiltern Theatre, Los Angeles, U.S.A. +another complete review here +win tickets here and here
5 December - First Avenue, Minneapolis, U.S.A.
6 December - The Rave Ballroon, Milwaukee, U.S.A.
9 December - Terminal 5, New York, U.S.A.
10 December - House of Blues, Boston, U.S.A.


new tour


3 June - Abbey Road, London (acoustic) +bootleg here
7 June - McClusky's, Kingston (album launch acoustic gig)

8 November - Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland


Noel Gallagher solo gigography, and Low Lying Turds tour dates

(although his blinded fans say he's a "new solo artist", it's 20 years he's around and already played "solo" gigs previously (the first one in 1994), with the help of other people of course, as the Unplugged 1996, the gig for Tibet, the tour in 2006-2007, London, Milan, Manchester, Moscow, Los Angeles, Toronto, Paris, Australia, etc.)


25 March - Royal Albert Hall - London


28 November - Alcatraz - Milan, Italy + review here +video bootleg here +audio and video bootleg here


lost interest... even Noel got bored of himself

10 April - Auditorio Banamex - Monterrey, Mexico (cancelled)



fans leave the gig again and ask for Liam again
..... € 10 = £ 8

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