cow(ard) godlike genius Noel Gallagher wants his sons to throw stuff at cows and Peta attacks him

LONDON - Joanna Krupa naked, she was one of the "Victoria's Secret angels", I knew here when she wasn't famous. Same one of the "Euro 2012 girl", it wasn't true. Sorry, I prefer the body Joanna to Noel... but as he said, I'm "interested in fashion so you're gay"... ok.
Noel Gallagher, "the brains behind the band", said he’d like to take his sons on a trip to Ireland this year – so they can ‘throw stuff at cows’.
The bizarre claims come from an interview where he said he’d be taking his sons on holiday to Ireland to visit his grandmother – so they could bond doing something Noel enjoyed as a child; throwing stuff at cows.
“At my grandma's in Mayo we'd run around throwing stuff at cows. See, we don't get cows in Manchester, so if you see one you just throw stuff at them. I'm looking forward to bringing my sons over so they can throw stuff at cows as well."

maybe it's part of his old hate for the environmentalists and (pretty) Greens...
psychologist still needed... the cow(ard) Noel still suffers from Liam throwing plums at him...

result: Peta Bosses Take Aim At Godlike Genius Gallagher Over Cow Terrorism

Animal activists have taken aim at Noel Gallagher after the ex Oasis star joked about teaching his sons to "throw stuff at cows".

The Wonderwall singer (?!?!? again, they think it was him singing Wonderwall) recently told reporters he's looking forward to taking his sons Sonny and Donovan on a trip to Ireland, where he holidayed as a child - so they can bond over terrorising cattle.

Gallagher's cow cruelty has upset officials at People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, who insist his idea of fun with his kids suggests he needs a few "empathy" tips.

A spokesman for the organisation says, "A father whose idea of a family vacation includes traumatising animals who are minding their own business should undergo empathy counselling.

"It doesn't take a 'godlike genius' to realize that parents have an obligation to teach their children respect for all living beings and that they are creating monsters if they don't teach understanding. If Noel Gallagher wants his sons to grow into decent adults, he would do well to remember that."

Gallagher was honoured with the Godlike Genius Award at the Nme Awards last month.

What a massive idiot...sue him!
what a shitty father, thank God he said he's never at home...
I'm becoming a fan of Peta... never thought I could...

Morning Glory...

Set the controls for the heart of the sun

his nickname "G.D." (General Dread...or now we know: God Devil) Noel controls the universe. "If I had a gun, I'd shoot a hole into the sun..." (again, he really dislikes the sun, he "doesn't care for the sunshine"...)

He said his new album "sounds like" Pink Floyd, and his disciples immediately believed him.
the disciples-apostles were 12... he's clearly the unlucky number 13...

Be careful 'cause 2012 could really be the last year of the world, something serious could happen: the jinx God is talking about it... ("them fucking Mayans"...maybe they were "them fucking communists")

The last year of the world, so we should do everything... even fucking in Austria, lol (the "fifteensome")

Man City, he was @ 3 games, all lost. The derby was for the FA Cup: lost. Europa League: lost.

also AC Milan, derby: lost. Then, vs Juventus: ghost goal. We qualified vs Arsenal just because Noel hates Wenger... "fuck Wenger and his socialist football"...

Le modelle italiane si danno delle arie alla stragrande, come se ce l'avessero d'oro, e hanno un quarto di bellezza di molte straniere. Quando quelle straniere vengono in Italia, si danno le arie come le italiane.... dev'essere colpa dell'aria... o di Liam Gallagher
[about Italian models putting on airs, as if they had a golden pussy. When the foreign ones come to Italy, they put on airs as them... it must be the air's fault... or Liam Gallagher's]

Flash

another one by the Queen about the warmonger Noel Gallagher becoming President of America. 

God Noel saviour of the universe... he'll save everyone of us... 

he can never fail... bring back his body!! 

no one but the pure in heart can find the Golden Pussy ooohhhh (lol)

the importance of being ignorant...
interview to Noel blinded fans in Roma, result: Noel-Liam 1-0... of course, if they ask it @ Noel gigs...
an expert one calling him "the chef" (pronounced "scef", as the cook) ... the chief... where did they find him, at a restaurant...
Noel didn't say anything (not yet) about Beady Eye playing Oasis... very strange, Penny Lane.
This is the 2nd step to the Oasis reunion... (the first one was the brothers avoiding the court).
Of course there'll be a reunion (despite what Noel fans said), because:
1) worst Oasis fan Noel said there won't be -> in Noel language: there will be
2) he's too interested in money
3) Liam loves Oasis