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Noel secret gig. He doesn't know why he's still famous...must be the Oasis songs +Heineken

MILAN - Noel Gallagher reckons he hasn’t a clue why he’s still famous after 20 years in the music business. We were wondering the same. It must be all those Oasis songs he's still playing live, because he has no balls to play new material only. As he has no balls to play San Siro. Yes it's a challenge. Without those songs, there would be half of the people at his gigs. But he's too interested in money (AKA, what a Liam says: "he's a little bitch").
The "diehard rock'n'roller" (rock'n'roller?), 44, told us: “People say I am still around but I can’t say really why I am here. I just do what I do.”
He also admitted that he doesn’t think he’ll ever write the perfect song (we had no doubt about that... write one as Led Zeppelin's Stairway To Heaven or the Rain Song, then maybe you can call him God).
“I have written many, many, many good songs. But it don’t work like that.”
If Liam was a "man with a fork in a world of soup", Noel sounds like a man with a spoon (ready to eat the old grandma soup) in a world of spaghetti.
Let's hope nothing is "going horribly wrong" as he wishes (classic self-harm from Noel) and that no more fans enter his house (one of his many houses). Anyway we're allowed (God allowed us) to shoot a bird, 'cause he hates environmentalists and (Pretty) Greens.
Noel God Gulliver hating someone? how rare eh...

On 14 March, in AC Milan street... (via Turati) a secret gig. A chance to meet Noel and tell him what a great (...) he is...
(fill in the blanks) Someone keep me at home please.
He was in Milan last November, on 13 he plays in Rome, but he couldn't avoid Milan...

Now according to media darling Noel's "journalists" ass-lickers, the members of the High Flying Birds are even BETTER than Oasis...
"As well as his excellent four-piece band, who were every bit the equal of Oasis (probably better, if truth be told)"
they sound more like a retired old men band on the Titanic...
the "if truth be told" was clearly taken from Noel's "language"... not to mention the rest of the article...
(Beady Eye's) "fairly lukewarm reception from the critics" the only one negative review for Liam and the 22 negative reviews for Noel? "LET the debate over who was the most important part of Oasis end, once and for all, here and now." ...oh, really?
Here's the classic Noel fan: one swearing God against Amy Winehouse because she covered Oasis, also saying "druggy"...because Noel wasn't eh...

let's have some proper rock'n'roll instead...
instrumental version (soundcheck) of In the bubble with a bullet

other names announced for the Milano Jazzin' Festival 2012: Ray Manzarek & Robby Krieger (the Doors).
Today Italy-USA. no Noel's God Balotelli, because Prandelli more than God he's thinking he's an idiot...

+as I had predicted in my anticipatiiiions, Noel will be @ Heineken Jammin' Festival, 5 July in Milan, 'cause he always copies Liam... prepare the plums.
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30 May - Forum, Milan, Italy (the first "Noeless" gig since 1991 when he didn't join Oasis yet)

summer tour without Noel


16 November - Andy Bell unplugged - Debaser, Stockholm, Sweden (bootleg)


3rd & 4th March - Barrowland, Glasgow, Scotland +here and here + bootleg
6th & 7th March - O2 Apollo, Manchester +bootleg 1 +bootleg 2
9th & 10th March - Troxy, London +bootleg 1
13 March - Casino de Paris, Paris, france
14 March - E-Werk, Koln, Germany
16 March - Alcatraz, Milan, Italy +dvd bootleg
18 March - La Riviera, Madrid, Spain +bootleg
19 March - Bikini, Toulouse, france
21 March - Paradiso, Amsterdam, Holland (bootleg)
22 March - Ancienne Belgique, Brussels, Belgium (bootleg)
14 & 15 April - The Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland here a bootleg image
17 April - Ulster Hall, Belfast, Northern Ireland
20 April - O2 Academy, Newcastle (a photo here)
23 April - Centre, Newport (photo and bootleg)
30 May - Grosse Freiheit 36, Hamburg, Germany
+a photo here + win tickets here
8 June - Saschall, Firenze, Italy +my story here +bootleg here +win tickets here
11th June - Papillons de Nuit Festival, Saint Lo, france
12 June - Isle of Wight festival +story here and here +interview here +videos here +interview and bootleg here
25th June - Theater of Living Art, Philadelphia, U.S.A.
30 June - Rock Werchter, Belgium (bootleg)
1 July - Main Square Festival, Arras, france +a photo here
7 July - BBK Live Festival, Bilbao, Spain
9 July - Oxegen Festival, Naas, Ireland
26 August - Reading Festival (win tickets) +videos here +review&video here +bootleg here
3 September - AX Hall, Seoul, South Korea
14 September - Twinkle Rock Festival, Taipei, Taiwan
7 October - Atlantico, Rome, Italy +main bootleg here +another bootleg here
+win the concert here
11 October - Volkshaus, Zurich, Switzerland (postponed)
13 October - Gasometer, Vienna, Austria (postponed)
31 October - Theater Caupolican, Santiago, Chile
2 November - Teatro de Verano Ramon Collazo, Montevideo, Uruguay
3 November - Teatro Colegiales, Buenos Aires, Argentina
4 November - Personal Festival, Buenos Aires, Argentina
5 November - Planeta Terra festival, Sao Paulo, Brazil
12 November - O2 Academy, Sheffield
14 November - O2 Academy, Birmingham
17 November - O2 Academy Brixton, London
2 December - The Warfield, San Francisco, U.S.A.
3 December - Wiltern Theatre, Los Angeles, U.S.A. +another complete review here +win tickets here and here
5 December - First Avenue, Minneapolis, U.S.A.
6 December - The Rave Ballroon, Milwaukee, U.S.A.
9 December - Terminal 5, New York, U.S.A.
10 December - House of Blues, Boston, U.S.A.


new tour


3 June - Abbey Road, London (acoustic) +bootleg here
7 June - McClusky's, Kingston (album launch acoustic gig)

8 November - Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland


Noel Gallagher solo gigography, and Low Lying Turds tour dates

(although his blinded fans say he's a "new solo artist", it's 20 years he's around and already played "solo" gigs previously (the first one in 1994), with the help of other people of course, as the Unplugged 1996, the gig for Tibet, the tour in 2006-2007, London, Milan, Manchester, Moscow, Los Angeles, Toronto, Paris, Australia, etc.)


25 March - Royal Albert Hall - London


28 November - Alcatraz - Milan, Italy + review here +video bootleg here +audio and video bootleg here


lost interest... even Noel got bored of himself

10 April - Auditorio Banamex - Monterrey, Mexico (cancelled)



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