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Noel Gallagher-Uncle Scrooge the caveman: if you talk about fashion, you're gay

MILAN - Little town old mentality for the little man. Nothing new from the ex Oasis guitarist, as usual, the same broken vinyl. Just in time for Milan Woman fashion week...
If you're a boy, stop talking about fashion, because Noel Gulliver thinks you're gay. (What about him always on Grazia magazine and singing in falsetto?)
God said it should be only the girls doing it. And only the girls should have their own fashion brands, perfumes, etc. He also hates people asking him about his clothes (wondering why?), for example about his trousers (easy: always the same ruined ones since 2001 sessions, just like his "new" songs). And he's a fucking millionaire... just start to be cool: buy a pair of new fucking shoes, you gypsy. He also added this is the reason for the downfall of society (oh, not the videogames again?).
At least are we allowed to wash ourselves?
This was about more inferiority complexes from Noel Gellaga.
Most. Pathethic. "Man". Ever.

So what about his quote, more or less it was: "Italian boys are like me, very passionate.
4 elements mark them: football, music, family and love for elegance. My Italian friends are cool, they wear wonderful clothes and shoes, fabulous scarves, sunglasses even at night and beautiful women by their side. Well, I'm considered quite a holy figure in Italy. It's Milan... Italy's great man, I fucking love going there".

they're not his friends anymore, just like all the people he blamed as excuses for the Oasis split. ‎"Love for elegance" sounds like a joke about him, better to remove it or it would be a shit impression for us.

here's the video-slideshow for the 80's compilation, different order and State of the nation added.
oh Patsy... tutti pazzi per Patsy. Tutti fruttti :). What a woman... not a girl, what a woman! lol (even if she's 70 now ahaha)
I'm "obsessed" with Patsy (but I know she's ugly now :), also horrible legs) because my first girl was a blonde older than me, the one "looking like a star in a Jaguar" :)

26 from hundreds:
1. I'm not scared - dedicated to Noel - I'm not a scaredy cat (Eighth Wonder, Patsy Kensit, photos with Liam in the 90's - 0:11 my siderburns :), and the famous "flashing tits" incident @ Sanremo, and also Patsy's son, the one working @ a Pretty Green store... them recommended bastards, lol. Clearly not Liam's son, but Jim Kerr's. His name's James, Liam dedicated him Little James. He looks a bit sick...fucking hell does she give him something to eat? Probably those spaghetti alla bolognese with no salt, lol. They should add salt to life... they should be spicy :). She sounds depressed and spends a lot of time at home, reading books. So she's got a lot of time of her hands, just like me :). I know you're reading, Patsy I'm here, lol. Great things to do with all that time available ;)
2. La luce buona delle stelle = the good light of stars (Eros Ramazzotti from Italy & Patsy Kensit)
3. Absolute beginners (David Bowie, one of Liam's inspirations, you remember - film feat. Patsy Kensit and Italian scooters)
4. Giulia (Gianni Togni from Italy)
5. Eye of the tiger (Survivor, Rocky Balboa IV, Sylvester Stallone the Italian stallion :D)
6. I like Chopin (Gazebo, Paul Mazzolini from Italy, the video was in England)
7. The neverending story 
(Limahl, Christopher Hamill, from near Manchester, written by the Italian Giorgio Moroder)
8. Self control (Raf, Raffaele Riefoli from Italy)
9. (Out here) On my own 
(Nikka Costa from Usa, born in Tokyo, discovered by talent scout Tony Renis from Milan)
10. Everybody's got to learn sometime (The Korgis)
11. State of the nation (Industry)
12. Oscillate wildly (instrumental) (The Smiths, from Manchester)
13. I'll fly for you (Spandau Ballet)
14. Take on me (A-Ha)
15. Such a shame (Talk Talk, Mark Hollis)
16. Big in Japan (Alphaville)
17. Bette Davis eyes (Kim Carnes)
18. Greatest love of all (Whitney Houston)
19. Another day in paradise (Phil Collins)
20. Enola Gay (Omd Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark)
21. Paris Match (The Style Council, Paul Weller)
22. True faith (New Order, from Manchester)
23. Don't you want me (Human League)
24. Through the barricades (Spandau Ballet)
25. Human nature (Michael Jackson)
26. I want to know what love is (Foreigner)
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30 May - Forum, Milan, Italy (the first "Noeless" gig since 1991 when he didn't join Oasis yet)

summer tour without Noel


16 November - Andy Bell unplugged - Debaser, Stockholm, Sweden (bootleg)


3rd & 4th March - Barrowland, Glasgow, Scotland +here and here + bootleg
6th & 7th March - O2 Apollo, Manchester +bootleg 1 +bootleg 2
9th & 10th March - Troxy, London +bootleg 1
13 March - Casino de Paris, Paris, france
14 March - E-Werk, Koln, Germany
16 March - Alcatraz, Milan, Italy +dvd bootleg
18 March - La Riviera, Madrid, Spain +bootleg
19 March - Bikini, Toulouse, france
21 March - Paradiso, Amsterdam, Holland (bootleg)
22 March - Ancienne Belgique, Brussels, Belgium (bootleg)
14 & 15 April - The Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland here a bootleg image
17 April - Ulster Hall, Belfast, Northern Ireland
20 April - O2 Academy, Newcastle (a photo here)
23 April - Centre, Newport (photo and bootleg)
30 May - Grosse Freiheit 36, Hamburg, Germany
+a photo here + win tickets here
8 June - Saschall, Firenze, Italy +my story here +bootleg here +win tickets here
11th June - Papillons de Nuit Festival, Saint Lo, france
12 June - Isle of Wight festival +story here and here +interview here +videos here +interview and bootleg here
25th June - Theater of Living Art, Philadelphia, U.S.A.
30 June - Rock Werchter, Belgium (bootleg)
1 July - Main Square Festival, Arras, france +a photo here
7 July - BBK Live Festival, Bilbao, Spain
9 July - Oxegen Festival, Naas, Ireland
26 August - Reading Festival (win tickets) +videos here +review&video here +bootleg here
3 September - AX Hall, Seoul, South Korea
14 September - Twinkle Rock Festival, Taipei, Taiwan
7 October - Atlantico, Rome, Italy +main bootleg here +another bootleg here
+win the concert here
11 October - Volkshaus, Zurich, Switzerland (postponed)
13 October - Gasometer, Vienna, Austria (postponed)
31 October - Theater Caupolican, Santiago, Chile
2 November - Teatro de Verano Ramon Collazo, Montevideo, Uruguay
3 November - Teatro Colegiales, Buenos Aires, Argentina
4 November - Personal Festival, Buenos Aires, Argentina
5 November - Planeta Terra festival, Sao Paulo, Brazil
12 November - O2 Academy, Sheffield
14 November - O2 Academy, Birmingham
17 November - O2 Academy Brixton, London
2 December - The Warfield, San Francisco, U.S.A.
3 December - Wiltern Theatre, Los Angeles, U.S.A. +another complete review here +win tickets here and here
5 December - First Avenue, Minneapolis, U.S.A.
6 December - The Rave Ballroon, Milwaukee, U.S.A.
9 December - Terminal 5, New York, U.S.A.
10 December - House of Blues, Boston, U.S.A.


new tour


3 June - Abbey Road, London (acoustic) +bootleg here
7 June - McClusky's, Kingston (album launch acoustic gig)

8 November - Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland


Noel Gallagher solo gigography, and Low Lying Turds tour dates

(although his blinded fans say he's a "new solo artist", it's 20 years he's around and already played "solo" gigs previously (the first one in 1994), with the help of other people of course, as the Unplugged 1996, the gig for Tibet, the tour in 2006-2007, London, Milan, Manchester, Moscow, Los Angeles, Toronto, Paris, Australia, etc.)


25 March - Royal Albert Hall - London


28 November - Alcatraz - Milan, Italy + review here +video bootleg here +audio and video bootleg here


lost interest... even Noel got bored of himself

10 April - Auditorio Banamex - Monterrey, Mexico (cancelled)



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