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Liam-Noel, the difference between a fine race horse and a donkey

MARANELLO - The book for Liam Gallagher's film, The longest cocktail party, is full of Italian words and stuff, arrivederci, piazza, Mona Lisa, Michelangelo, Sophia Loren...

"when asked about the similarity between her looks and those of Gina Lollobrigida, she replied "it is like the difference between a fine race horse and a donkey, but I'm not saying who is what".

Liam could say this... asked about the similarity between his voice&singing&looks&style and those of Ginoel Galloga, he replied "it is like the difference between a fine race horse and a donkey, but I'm not saying who is what".

photo above: owned! that's not very aerodynamic, is it! the new Ferrari and McLaren, it's like the difference between one made of Lego / Playmobil similar to a Force India and a fine race horse, but I'm not saying who is what ;)
epic fail. different gear, no more speeding. Massa: "needs to be stable". A bit too much.

the level of culture from Noel Gallagher's blog, says a lot about the lyrics written for the band called Oasis...
something like cartoons-tv series level... how can be "God" one like that... I mean it's someone who hasn't grown, or didn't even finish the primary school. This is very dangerous for his listeners... oh I forgot he's "proud to be ignorant"...
save yourselves listeners, as about Morricone: "before its too late".

Noel the liar, chapter n. 27,589.

"When Noel discovered my fondness for The Smiths, he lambasted me. 'The fucking Smiths, you faggot. What's wrong with you?' The lead singer was not to his liking. I guess Morrisey's irriverent and humorous songwriting was a bit too gay or student for him.
(Of course) years later Noel would cite The Smiths as one of his first musical influences."
(from Tony's book, Oasis: the truth - Noel truth is nothing like the truth)

it's on the news now, 15 rigged games last year (there are people who got arrested). Found out we've been to one, AC-Milan-Bari: it was 0-1 until the end, we were angry as fuck, there was clearly something wrong, it's not nice. Very weak Bari (then relegated) was the last team of the league and needed desperate points, same for the "honest" 2nd Inter gaining points (another rigged one: Inter-Lecce 1-0.....)

The truth always comes afloat soon or later. 3 clues make an evidence.
Same for the "honest" Noel. There are about 100 clues about him.

LOL. Oasis' Tony McCarroll, Guigsy & company wanted to do an "Italian job" to Italians.
"We formed a hooligan gang... This dangerous-sounding idea was borne from watching (Sergio Leone-Ennio Morricone) 'Once upon a time in America' (sounds like Definitely Maybe cover). We targeted a television shop. What's more, the shop was run by a bunch of Italians, who never seemed to spend time fixing televisions. They seemed to sit around and drink coffee and meet different people.
[...] ...Standing there there was the most terrifying-looking man I had ever set my eyes on, a man made for nightmares. His face looked like it had seen the wrong end of a couple of hundred brawls and his dark suit was bursting with the 200lb of pumped muscle it contained. He emanated evil and pain and possible torture. Guigs immediately took up a hedgehog-like defensive position. We slowly coaxed Guigs with a saucer of warm milk. The lesson we learned here was: never try to enforce a protection racket charge upon a large Italian organisation that obviously had fingers even in the little old Levenshulme (Manchester)".

other bands announced for the Milano Jazzin' Festival in July: Oasis friends Kasabian and Marilyn Manson.
more soon

featuring Mario Balotelli visiting the bad women's prison lol 
(in July he could be probably back to Milan)

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Beady Eye gigography and next tour dates


30 May - Forum, Milan, Italy (the first "Noeless" gig since 1991 when he didn't join Oasis yet)

summer tour without Noel


16 November - Andy Bell unplugged - Debaser, Stockholm, Sweden (bootleg)


3rd & 4th March - Barrowland, Glasgow, Scotland +here and here + bootleg
6th & 7th March - O2 Apollo, Manchester +bootleg 1 +bootleg 2
9th & 10th March - Troxy, London +bootleg 1
13 March - Casino de Paris, Paris, france
14 March - E-Werk, Koln, Germany
16 March - Alcatraz, Milan, Italy +dvd bootleg
18 March - La Riviera, Madrid, Spain +bootleg
19 March - Bikini, Toulouse, france
21 March - Paradiso, Amsterdam, Holland (bootleg)
22 March - Ancienne Belgique, Brussels, Belgium (bootleg)
14 & 15 April - The Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland here a bootleg image
17 April - Ulster Hall, Belfast, Northern Ireland
20 April - O2 Academy, Newcastle (a photo here)
23 April - Centre, Newport (photo and bootleg)
30 May - Grosse Freiheit 36, Hamburg, Germany
+a photo here + win tickets here
8 June - Saschall, Firenze, Italy +my story here +bootleg here +win tickets here
11th June - Papillons de Nuit Festival, Saint Lo, france
12 June - Isle of Wight festival +story here and here +interview here +videos here +interview and bootleg here
25th June - Theater of Living Art, Philadelphia, U.S.A.
30 June - Rock Werchter, Belgium (bootleg)
1 July - Main Square Festival, Arras, france +a photo here
7 July - BBK Live Festival, Bilbao, Spain
9 July - Oxegen Festival, Naas, Ireland
26 August - Reading Festival (win tickets) +videos here +review&video here +bootleg here
3 September - AX Hall, Seoul, South Korea
14 September - Twinkle Rock Festival, Taipei, Taiwan
7 October - Atlantico, Rome, Italy +main bootleg here +another bootleg here
+win the concert here
11 October - Volkshaus, Zurich, Switzerland (postponed)
13 October - Gasometer, Vienna, Austria (postponed)
31 October - Theater Caupolican, Santiago, Chile
2 November - Teatro de Verano Ramon Collazo, Montevideo, Uruguay
3 November - Teatro Colegiales, Buenos Aires, Argentina
4 November - Personal Festival, Buenos Aires, Argentina
5 November - Planeta Terra festival, Sao Paulo, Brazil
12 November - O2 Academy, Sheffield
14 November - O2 Academy, Birmingham
17 November - O2 Academy Brixton, London
2 December - The Warfield, San Francisco, U.S.A.
3 December - Wiltern Theatre, Los Angeles, U.S.A. +another complete review here +win tickets here and here
5 December - First Avenue, Minneapolis, U.S.A.
6 December - The Rave Ballroon, Milwaukee, U.S.A.
9 December - Terminal 5, New York, U.S.A.
10 December - House of Blues, Boston, U.S.A.


new tour


3 June - Abbey Road, London (acoustic) +bootleg here
7 June - McClusky's, Kingston (album launch acoustic gig)

8 November - Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland


Noel Gallagher solo gigography, and Low Lying Turds tour dates

(although his blinded fans say he's a "new solo artist", it's 20 years he's around and already played "solo" gigs previously (the first one in 1994), with the help of other people of course, as the Unplugged 1996, the gig for Tibet, the tour in 2006-2007, London, Milan, Manchester, Moscow, Los Angeles, Toronto, Paris, Australia, etc.)


25 March - Royal Albert Hall - London


28 November - Alcatraz - Milan, Italy + review here +video bootleg here +audio and video bootleg here


lost interest... even Noel got bored of himself

10 April - Auditorio Banamex - Monterrey, Mexico (cancelled)



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