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liar of the year Noel Gallagher named one of the UK worst dressed

LONDON - ahahahahahahaha this is hilarious. Oasis websites:
"Noel Gallagher Is One Of The UK's Best Dressed Men.
He has been named as the forty second best dressed UK man by GQ magazine."
...erm...wait a minute...are we taling about the same man? NOEL Gallagher?! Best dressed?! have they ever seen him? are they still confusing him with Liam?
Notice how they wrote the news: "forty second"... that means 42 right? (of course they didn't write the complete list), then he's not one of the best...
it's like saying he's one of the best in the Usa chart... 28th.
They always avoid to write certain good news about Liam and certain bad ones about Noel, and this should have been one of them...
maybe they meant best dressed for the 2001 sessions?
or maybe best dressed in the gypsy chart?
also, how can one wearing always and always the same ruined trousers, teenagers shoes and terrible jackets be among the best dressed?
if an alien comes to our planet right now and hears Noel is one of the best dressed, he could ask: how do they dress themselves in the UK?
I think Noel is aware and time ago already said they don't know how to dress themselves in UK...

(Mario Balotelli is @ 2nd position)

Also, he's been named as HERO of the year by his magazine NME, and Liam, of course, as villain of the year...
with all the lies Noel told? it really takes a hero... with his press conference even among the best MUSIC moments of the year...
These things make their fans less insecure of themselves... 'cause only depressed people listen to him.
wondering why he's not among the hottest men (usually he is, according to his blinded fans, who need an eyes visit), best artwork (lol) and Most dedicated fans, as they think he's God on earth...
of course, Beady Eye are among the worst bands (oh! so the Nme don't agree with Noel?)
they even put a photo of Liam wearing the Italy flag... what a shame. And as worst band, Liam wearing the British flag. We're gonna put a bomb under their headquarters. They wanted the worst villain band right?

4 positive to Noel (+the Godlike prize) and 2 negative awards to Liam?
this is proof that the NME Noel Musical Express is a joke.. can't be serious.
Noel received 21 negative reviews and Beady Eye only one negative from music magazines.
The funny thing is that Noel always talked shit about them (how rare eh), but they're "owned"... an exorcist is still needed.
They're a whole nonsense, they also named Lana Del Rey as best new BAND and Florence & The Machine as SOLO artist.

Noel (named as Hottest credit card) was encouraged to pursue a solo career by Sara:

I'll just BET Sara urged His Majesty to go back to work: "Hey, now that I've legally got the ring in your nose and your Titanium Mastercard, you'd BETTER get out there and hustle, you lazy twit! I'm going SHOPPING and you're not gonna believe the bills I'm gonna rack up!"

notice: each "new" album has 4 "new" tracks by him (in Oasis too)... and half of them are songs already heard. Holy Christ.

how can be HERO of the year one saying and thinking that:

- Oasis split because of Liam

- Oasis failed in the Usa (so they didn't have 4 top 5 albums and sold out gigs in record times for a British band)

- Oasis failed in the Usa because of Liam

- Oasis split because of Pretty Green

- he's not playing songs that were sung by Liam

- Oasis split because of lack of support from management (at this point sounds like he's not sure about the reason)

- he's playing only 3 or 4 Oasis songs

- Oasis split because of lack of support from band members, Andy, Gem, Chris

- he's publishing his 2nd album in 2012

- his new songs are new

- Liam bullied the band

- he's not going to speak during the gigs

- he doesn't want people to speak to him

- Sara encouraged the solo career after Oasis split up (not before eh...)

- other (add "ad libitum")

not even ONE of them is true...

it's just that he wanted to "go solo"... since 2001.

Something like "alone against the world"? poor victim...
Noel Galliga the hoax.

here's more bullshit and bullshit...
"this ex-Oasis band": the High Flying Birds is NOT a band, as Noel said, but the name of the album.
"the man who wrote all the songs for Oasis, and sang a lot of the best ones."
No and no, 23 Oasis songs (so a lot of them, as Oasis didn't publish many albums, only 7) are NOT by Noel, and everybody knows the best ones were sung by Liam, who was the SINGER of Oasis, for your information, without whom, Noel wouldn't even have been known, but would still play along the streets in Manchester as a gypsy.
"Good news for fans who never quite caught Oasis"...
they think that listening to Noel, they listen to Oasis... absolutely wrong, and even Noel knows that so well.
"...on their infrequent, and often hastily canceled tours"... exactly, Noel left the band 3 times, and of course blamed all the other people, Liam, the band, the management, Pretty Green, etc.

oh the author is one called Gail Powell, a woman. Now I see why she wrote those things. Now I see why so many women like Noel the liar. Jealous of Liam. Sorry, you're ugly, get over it. Liam haters are usually ugly girls who cannot be cute for Liam, or ugly boys who are jealous of Liam's success with women...
And if you don't agree with them, here's the classic: "you act as Liam"... if you're not blinded by Noel.
Such a pity they never noticed the whole world he insulted.

‎"I love Noel, but I'm not blind and Marco is RIGHT. After 40+ years of walking to and fro upon the Earth (look THAT reference up, if you dare), Noel is a master manipulator of people, particularly Liam and apparently also the fans and the media. There's not a category for LIAR of the Year, or he'd win that. Of course he will win Hero of the Year and Liam will win Villain of the Year (when it's REALLY the other way around). Beady Eye will also win the Worst Band Award from the Noel Musical Express."

and Liam "bullied the band" eh? Noel bullied everyone...

the NME is blaming the readers for all the positive nominees to Noel and negative ones to Liam...
right, their readers read the NoelMusicalExpress only, and didn't even realise for example about the 21 negative reviews on serious magazines, which is clearly not the Nme... didn't even realise about all the lies told by Noel... didn't realise, didn't realise... just: God. and he stays there. What a bunch of retards. If Noel paid the Nme as he paid the copyrights for all the songs he copied, the Nme is now a millionaire. The Nme clearly adores Noel "God" Gallagher...good for them... even if I feel pity for them...
They are hardly considerable, the only sad thing is a series of websites mocking all the people working behind Beady Eye.
Those are nominees, when it comes to the awards: just sort them out, as they clearly never had anyone sorting them out.
They need to be spanked. Would love to know the average age of their readers...

EXCLUSIVE news: "Noel Gallagher will play at the NME music awards. A special collectors' issue dedicated to Noel Gallagher is out today, produced by the teams behind NME..." blah blah

oh really?!
the correct news is: they're giving him all those awards as EXCUSE to make him play that night. 'Cause Noel costs a lot of he cares about money only.
Would really love to know those "teams behind NME"... when you visit them, there's even a Noel Gallagher's welcome... LOVE it. Confirms everything about them.
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20 April - O2 Academy, Newcastle (a photo here)
23 April - Centre, Newport (photo and bootleg)
30 May - Grosse Freiheit 36, Hamburg, Germany
+a photo here + win tickets here
8 June - Saschall, Firenze, Italy +my story here +bootleg here +win tickets here
11th June - Papillons de Nuit Festival, Saint Lo, france
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25th June - Theater of Living Art, Philadelphia, U.S.A.
30 June - Rock Werchter, Belgium (bootleg)
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7 July - BBK Live Festival, Bilbao, Spain
9 July - Oxegen Festival, Naas, Ireland
26 August - Reading Festival (win tickets) +videos here +review&video here +bootleg here
3 September - AX Hall, Seoul, South Korea
14 September - Twinkle Rock Festival, Taipei, Taiwan
7 October - Atlantico, Rome, Italy +main bootleg here +another bootleg here
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11 October - Volkshaus, Zurich, Switzerland (postponed)
13 October - Gasometer, Vienna, Austria (postponed)
31 October - Theater Caupolican, Santiago, Chile
2 November - Teatro de Verano Ramon Collazo, Montevideo, Uruguay
3 November - Teatro Colegiales, Buenos Aires, Argentina
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5 November - Planeta Terra festival, Sao Paulo, Brazil
12 November - O2 Academy, Sheffield
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2 December - The Warfield, San Francisco, U.S.A.
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5 December - First Avenue, Minneapolis, U.S.A.
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8 November - Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland


Noel Gallagher solo gigography, and Low Lying Turds tour dates

(although his blinded fans say he's a "new solo artist", it's 20 years he's around and already played "solo" gigs previously (the first one in 1994), with the help of other people of course, as the Unplugged 1996, the gig for Tibet, the tour in 2006-2007, London, Milan, Manchester, Moscow, Los Angeles, Toronto, Paris, Australia, etc.)


25 March - Royal Albert Hall - London


28 November - Alcatraz - Milan, Italy + review here +video bootleg here +audio and video bootleg here


lost interest... even Noel got bored of himself

10 April - Auditorio Banamex - Monterrey, Mexico (cancelled)



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