worst Oasis fan Noel Gallagher established sides. He's similar to ugly girls telling lies in a teenage depression

MILAN - Oasis Simpsons... strange, usually the Homer-lazy one is Noel, and Bart-villain one is Liam... now Liam is among the "most working artists"... Noel still got the importance of being idle... lazy fuck writing 2 new songs every 5 years. Noel IS a villain. Boneahead became Bluehead, lol.  My cousin even wrote her thesis at the university about the Simpsons... it's our university for models, not really a serious one.

For the first time, I even forgot Manchester City playing tonight... and they lost, oh. 1-0 vs Everton... Lost interest as for Noel Gallagher the jinx. I'm a "poor City fan" now, as Liam says about Noel the scaredy cat. Noel must have been 100% at the stadium tonight. In a few days there will be a photo of Noel in the changing rooms, wearing the changing rooms jacket...
(lol, you remember that one)

I'm always amazed when I find people saying things like "taking sides between the Oasis brothers is for idiots"... ah! then Noel Gallagher is an idiot. The one taking sides, even defying sides, establishing sides (Noel vs Liam, the band, the management, Pretty Green, etc., more similar to "Noel the victim Vs the world") is called Noel Gallagher.
They also say: if you take sides, you're not an Oasis fan. Exactly, Noel is the worst Oasis fan, in fact he left them 3 times. And had a solo career on his mind since 2001.
After they talk shit about Liam and glorify Noel, when you make them see how things are, they immediately say: oh but I like Liam too.
Let's say it all... after speaking to hundreds of fans for months, who are the people who prefer Noel to Liam? we've seen that the vast majority are little girls, people who weren't even born in 1994, who hardly know something about Oasis (and in any case they didn't live their real period, but just heard someone speaking about it), ugly girls, in a teenage depression, and old retired people, who don't have any more energy.
Which is the deep reason why they prefer Noel? ...at the end of the day (that is, when they listen to Noel to fall asleep), it's because he's more similar to them. You know, boys have a thousand defects, but it's not me discovering that telling lies is very common among girls. That's why they like Noel the liar. When a man tells a lie, usually a girl immediately can see it (it took some time for me).

And singing in falsetto and being always on Grazia magazine (probably girls love that) make him more similar to a female character.
Besides, unlucky buggers like him. One writing stories about women so often, as Noel does on his blog, where he is such a hero and women throw their bra to him, etc., is proof that this man's got some problems with women. Deep inside he's got some inferiority complexes towards someone. I also wrote some in the past, periods when I had some problems with women.
We've got to add something about the style and Noel fans accusing Beady Eye to be gay. Usually, Noel fans are very UNcool people...