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dead turd Noel calls dead turd a band +crowned Godlike Genius

GOLD COAST - Noel Gallagher Low Lying Turd described The Amity Affliction’s music as sounding “like a dead turd”...
The Amity Affliction have responded with a post on their Facebook page:
"Noel Gallagher hates our band. Mum, we made it!!!"
The question is: how does a dead turd band sound, said by another dead turd?
something like..."plum throws plum"?
Gallagher also explained that he’s "too busy being brilliant".
Noel against Australians? how rare eh.

On February 29, Noel God Galliga will be crowned "Godlike Genius" at the NME Noel Musical Express awards. A sort of award for the career... 'cause he recently repeated that he could retire soon (it's just the excuse to receive that award).
It's not fair that the NME votes for themselves...
Noel said: "I accept that I am now a genius, just like God".
"The voice of one man has dominated the pages of NME more than any other". Oh really? why? The voice? maybe the one in falsetto?
"always hilarious" (really?!) "Noel walks and talks it better than any other musician out there"... as when he always insults everyone? Maybe they meant: Noel COPIES it better FROM any other musician out there.
"and it's just one of the reasons why the British public loves him so dearly."
ah I got it now. It's one of those "UK only" things.

‎"I accept that I am now a genius, just like God". -> really hilarious, let's have a laugh.
Maybe he didn't win any Nme award so this was just an excuse to make him play that night.

Love all the racism against Italians after Balotelli vs Scott Parker's Tottenham (won 3-2 with Mario scoring at the 95' minute!), even EGGS attacks. Shows all their inferiority complexes and takes Mario closer to AC Milan.
They'll be happy when they win some World Cups in some hundreds of years, without the help of any of all those Italian managers there, if they're not busy drinking at the pub, to forget "some" rain and shite food.
Noel Galliga would say: everybody hates the English people. I bet there are some Irish and Scottish people agreeing with him... saved for the fact that they have more or less the same football, weather, drinking and food.

The Sun even erased the part dedicated to the comments below the articles about that. The bad is in the eyes of those looking at the incident... you know what I mean, prejudices.
The will of the player is always fundamental... and he wants to join his favourite club, AC Milan. Wondering why he has no friends in England eh...

video with pics for the Oasis "inspirations" compilation...
1:34 Nathalie, 4:40 Mister Sifter, 14:15 Hellen and Noel the hen

  1. T-Rex (Marc Bolan), Get it on (Cigarettes & alcohol) with some pics from the video, secret gig 21 August 1994 @ Borderline
  2. The New Seekers, I'd like to teach the world to sing (Shakermaker) feat. Mister Sifter
  3. Neil Innes, How sweet to be an idiot (Whatever)
  4. Gary Glitter, Hello hello it's good to be back (Hello)
  5. The Beatles, Tomorrow never knows (Falling down)
  6. The Doors, Five to one (Waiting for the rapture)
  7. Burt Bacharach, This guy's in love with you (Half the world away)
  8. Neil Young, Heart of gold (The girl in the dirty shirt)
  9. Cliff Richard, Devil woman (The turning)
  10. Stereophonics, Same size feet (The Hindu times) with some pics in Milan+Monza
  11. Stevie Wonder, Uptight - everything's alright (Step out)
  12. The La's, Clean prophet (The importance of being idle)
  13. Iggy Pop, Nightclubbing (Force of nature)
  14. Jimi Hendrix, Little miss lover (Fuckin' in the bushes)
  15. Wham, Freedom (Fade away)
  16. George Harrison, My sweet Lord (The Hindu times+Supersonic)
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Beady Eye gigography and next tour dates


30 May - Forum, Milan, Italy (the first "Noeless" gig since 1991 when he didn't join Oasis yet)

summer tour without Noel


16 November - Andy Bell unplugged - Debaser, Stockholm, Sweden (bootleg)


3rd & 4th March - Barrowland, Glasgow, Scotland +here and here + bootleg
6th & 7th March - O2 Apollo, Manchester +bootleg 1 +bootleg 2
9th & 10th March - Troxy, London +bootleg 1
13 March - Casino de Paris, Paris, france
14 March - E-Werk, Koln, Germany
16 March - Alcatraz, Milan, Italy +dvd bootleg
18 March - La Riviera, Madrid, Spain +bootleg
19 March - Bikini, Toulouse, france
21 March - Paradiso, Amsterdam, Holland (bootleg)
22 March - Ancienne Belgique, Brussels, Belgium (bootleg)
14 & 15 April - The Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland here a bootleg image
17 April - Ulster Hall, Belfast, Northern Ireland
20 April - O2 Academy, Newcastle (a photo here)
23 April - Centre, Newport (photo and bootleg)
30 May - Grosse Freiheit 36, Hamburg, Germany
+a photo here + win tickets here
8 June - Saschall, Firenze, Italy +my story here +bootleg here +win tickets here
11th June - Papillons de Nuit Festival, Saint Lo, france
12 June - Isle of Wight festival +story here and here +interview here +videos here +interview and bootleg here
25th June - Theater of Living Art, Philadelphia, U.S.A.
30 June - Rock Werchter, Belgium (bootleg)
1 July - Main Square Festival, Arras, france +a photo here
7 July - BBK Live Festival, Bilbao, Spain
9 July - Oxegen Festival, Naas, Ireland
26 August - Reading Festival (win tickets) +videos here +review&video here +bootleg here
3 September - AX Hall, Seoul, South Korea
14 September - Twinkle Rock Festival, Taipei, Taiwan
7 October - Atlantico, Rome, Italy +main bootleg here +another bootleg here
+win the concert here
11 October - Volkshaus, Zurich, Switzerland (postponed)
13 October - Gasometer, Vienna, Austria (postponed)
31 October - Theater Caupolican, Santiago, Chile
2 November - Teatro de Verano Ramon Collazo, Montevideo, Uruguay
3 November - Teatro Colegiales, Buenos Aires, Argentina
4 November - Personal Festival, Buenos Aires, Argentina
5 November - Planeta Terra festival, Sao Paulo, Brazil
12 November - O2 Academy, Sheffield
14 November - O2 Academy, Birmingham
17 November - O2 Academy Brixton, London
2 December - The Warfield, San Francisco, U.S.A.
3 December - Wiltern Theatre, Los Angeles, U.S.A. +another complete review here +win tickets here and here
5 December - First Avenue, Minneapolis, U.S.A.
6 December - The Rave Ballroon, Milwaukee, U.S.A.
9 December - Terminal 5, New York, U.S.A.
10 December - House of Blues, Boston, U.S.A.


new tour


3 June - Abbey Road, London (acoustic) +bootleg here
7 June - McClusky's, Kingston (album launch acoustic gig)

8 November - Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland


Noel Gallagher solo gigography, and Low Lying Turds tour dates

(although his blinded fans say he's a "new solo artist", it's 20 years he's around and already played "solo" gigs previously (the first one in 1994), with the help of other people of course, as the Unplugged 1996, the gig for Tibet, the tour in 2006-2007, London, Milan, Manchester, Moscow, Los Angeles, Toronto, Paris, Australia, etc.)


25 March - Royal Albert Hall - London


28 November - Alcatraz - Milan, Italy + review here +video bootleg here +audio and video bootleg here


lost interest... even Noel got bored of himself

10 April - Auditorio Banamex - Monterrey, Mexico (cancelled)



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..... € 10 = £ 8

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