MANCHESTER - Super Mario Balotelli shoes. Man Utd out of the Champions League losing vs Heidi in Switzerland, lol (Basel). At least City out winning 2-0 vs great Bayern. Now it's Europa League for both of them. Hey Old Toilet I'm sad for you, lol. Because United can't be a serious rival, losing at home 1-6, losing at home vs Crystal Palace, struggling with Heidi, etc. Switzerland didn't even qualify for Euro 2012...
How come Villareal was so good and this year they're shite, 0 points omg. Maybe because of their Italian star Rossi injured for 6 months. Of course Napoli won.
Daily bullshit (this time not from Inter Milan Gazzetta dello Sport newspaper): Tuttosport newspaper (supporting Juventus) said Manchester City's Dzeko will join Juventus, even next month. Yes, and donkeys fly. Now there's City selling everybody eh. It's the same old trick: put a false news around to influence somebody to do/say something. It's the old Noel Gallagher trick with journalists, to have Liam's reaction and so to blame him. Besides, Dzeko is an AC Milan fan (he said so, and there are pics of him wearing our shirt aorund). I think I've already heard this... just accept it: everybody is an AC Milan fan, the most beautiful team :D
* Tuttosport is not a sponsor of Juventus, unlike La Gazzetta that it is a sponsor of Inter. In fact, Tuttosport and Juventus even argued recently.
it says: "eri triste laggiù in città" - "you were sad down there in the city" lol
I remember it also said "le caprette ti fanno ciao"= the little goats tell you hello ... Heidi what the fuck did you smoke, lol
To the email readers: yesterday I was wiriting about Gem. He's always drunk, can you imagine today that it was his birthday :). Be careful Gem: you drink and you're English, Noel Gallaga could hate you and say that everybody hates you. Love Gem.
In fact, Noel leaving Oasis blamed his "friend" Gem too. On the contrary, Noel Gallaga doesn't drink, he's not English, etc., he's just an angel. Also spending £7,000 in bar the other week.
The Nme asked which is the song of the year 2011 and who's the worst singer in music. Definitely Beady Eye's "In the bubble with a bullet", Noel could never write this, it's too happy.
And worst singer is definitely Noel (falsetto to reach high notes, too easy), 'cause no singer in the world would say he's singing like shit, as he admitted last week.
