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Euro 2012 predictions and England rivals

MANCHESTER - Yesterday Mario Balotelli scored a goal with his chest, with his heart :).
I'm looking at the Euro 2012 calendar with the fixtures of the groups and how they are combined, and if everything goes as it should (considering the current strength of the teams), but of course it always goes in a different way ('cause there's also: luck, injuries, drunk players, ghost goals against England, idiotic referees paid by Blatter, etc.), qualified to the quarter finals there should be, more or less: 
  • Spain vs france (but I wish Sweden or Ukraine instead of france) 
  • Germany vs Russia
  • Holland vs Greece (quite easy eh, but the Netherlands have one of the most difficult groups, so it's ok here)
  • England vs Italy (uuuuuuhhhh I would love it, this time I think Italy would lose, and I'd be happy, there should be a chance for England too... in this case, there wouldn't be referees paid by Blatter, 'cause he hates England AND Italy only... more Italy, as he's got too many "important, useful friends" of English nationality...)
(Portugal would go home during the group, behind Holland and Germany)

So the semi-finals could be:
  • Spain vs Germany (almost sure this match here, in this situation, same as South Africa 2010)
  • Holland vs England
So probably there's a high percentage of the same World Cup 2010 final, Spain-Holland, but I think Germany will improve even more. I see Germans are lucky 'cause they can hardly have Italy on their way... they always lose against us. And it's since 1996 they don't win an international cup, and considering their good past, it's about time. Well, England since 1966, the only one cup... really about time.

Here are England's first rivals:


POPULATION: 9.2 million.
CAPITAL: Stockholm.
DISH: Meatballs (lol).
TOP TOTTY: Ulrika Jonsson and Tiger Woods' ex-missus Elin Nordegren.
FANS: Blonde :)
EXPORTS: Ikea, Beowulf, Abba.
LEGENDARY PLAYERS: Henrik Larsson, Freddie Ljungberg, Glenn Stromberg. Today, AC Milan giant Zlatan Ibrahimovic.
DON'T MENTION: The Norwegians (lol same for me... Norwegian wood this (high flying) bird has flown).
TOP TIPPLE: Akvavit — a strong spirit made from herbs, spices and fruit oil.
England won 7, drawn 9, lost 6 (first win for England in 43 years was some days ago with Capello)
Goals for: 33, Goals against: 26.
Percentage result: 52.27%.


POPULATION: 47.7 million.
DISH: Borscht (beetroot soup).
TOP TOTTY: Daria Werbowy — the face of Lancome and one of the world's top models, but here's a photo of Olga Freimut.
FANS: Notoriously tough.
EXPORTS: Heavyweight boxing champs, the Klitschko brothers.
LEGENDARY PLAYERS: AC Milan legend Andriy Shevchenko, who scored 46 goals for the national side, and Andriy Voronin.
DON'T MENTION: Chernobyl nuclear power plant disaster.
TOP TIPPLE: Horilka — a harsh vodka made from potatoes.
England won 3, drawn 0, lost 1.
Goals for: 7. Goals against: 2.
Percentage result: 75%


POPULATION: 62.3 million.
DISH: Snails (uuuuhhh no thanks).
TOP TOTTY: Busty M&S lingerie model Noemie Lenoir.
FANS: Blue and singing La Marseillaise (that is an anthem speaking about going to war... little detail: france never won a war).
EXPORTS: Kissing with tongues (not true, just a stereotype, Latins came before them with that too).
LEGENDARY PLAYERS: Zinedine "headbutt" Zidane, Michel Platini, Eric "kung fu" Cantona, Thierry "hand-job" Henry.
DON'T MENTION: Waterloo... or hairy armpits.
TOP TIPPLE: Le vin rouge (2nd to the Italian wine, il vino, nominated the best one in the world).
England won 16, drawn 4, lost 8.
Goals for: 66. Goals against: 35.
Percentage result: 64.3%.
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30 May - Forum, Milan, Italy (the first "Noeless" gig since 1991 when he didn't join Oasis yet)

summer tour without Noel


16 November - Andy Bell unplugged - Debaser, Stockholm, Sweden (bootleg)


3rd & 4th March - Barrowland, Glasgow, Scotland +here and here + bootleg
6th & 7th March - O2 Apollo, Manchester +bootleg 1 +bootleg 2
9th & 10th March - Troxy, London +bootleg 1
13 March - Casino de Paris, Paris, france
14 March - E-Werk, Koln, Germany
16 March - Alcatraz, Milan, Italy +dvd bootleg
18 March - La Riviera, Madrid, Spain +bootleg
19 March - Bikini, Toulouse, france
21 March - Paradiso, Amsterdam, Holland (bootleg)
22 March - Ancienne Belgique, Brussels, Belgium (bootleg)
14 & 15 April - The Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland here a bootleg image
17 April - Ulster Hall, Belfast, Northern Ireland
20 April - O2 Academy, Newcastle (a photo here)
23 April - Centre, Newport (photo and bootleg)
30 May - Grosse Freiheit 36, Hamburg, Germany
+a photo here + win tickets here
8 June - Saschall, Firenze, Italy +my story here +bootleg here +win tickets here
11th June - Papillons de Nuit Festival, Saint Lo, france
12 June - Isle of Wight festival +story here and here +interview here +videos here +interview and bootleg here
25th June - Theater of Living Art, Philadelphia, U.S.A.
30 June - Rock Werchter, Belgium (bootleg)
1 July - Main Square Festival, Arras, france +a photo here
7 July - BBK Live Festival, Bilbao, Spain
9 July - Oxegen Festival, Naas, Ireland
26 August - Reading Festival (win tickets) +videos here +review&video here +bootleg here
3 September - AX Hall, Seoul, South Korea
14 September - Twinkle Rock Festival, Taipei, Taiwan
7 October - Atlantico, Rome, Italy +main bootleg here +another bootleg here
+win the concert here
11 October - Volkshaus, Zurich, Switzerland (postponed)
13 October - Gasometer, Vienna, Austria (postponed)
31 October - Theater Caupolican, Santiago, Chile
2 November - Teatro de Verano Ramon Collazo, Montevideo, Uruguay
3 November - Teatro Colegiales, Buenos Aires, Argentina
4 November - Personal Festival, Buenos Aires, Argentina
5 November - Planeta Terra festival, Sao Paulo, Brazil
12 November - O2 Academy, Sheffield
14 November - O2 Academy, Birmingham
17 November - O2 Academy Brixton, London
2 December - The Warfield, San Francisco, U.S.A.
3 December - Wiltern Theatre, Los Angeles, U.S.A. +another complete review here +win tickets here and here
5 December - First Avenue, Minneapolis, U.S.A.
6 December - The Rave Ballroon, Milwaukee, U.S.A.
9 December - Terminal 5, New York, U.S.A.
10 December - House of Blues, Boston, U.S.A.


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3 June - Abbey Road, London (acoustic) +bootleg here
7 June - McClusky's, Kingston (album launch acoustic gig)

8 November - Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland


Noel Gallagher solo gigography, and Low Lying Turds tour dates

(although his blinded fans say he's a "new solo artist", it's 20 years he's around and already played "solo" gigs previously (the first one in 1994), with the help of other people of course, as the Unplugged 1996, the gig for Tibet, the tour in 2006-2007, London, Milan, Manchester, Moscow, Los Angeles, Toronto, Paris, Australia, etc.)


25 March - Royal Albert Hall - London


28 November - Alcatraz - Milan, Italy + review here +video bootleg here +audio and video bootleg here


lost interest... even Noel got bored of himself

10 April - Auditorio Banamex - Monterrey, Mexico (cancelled)



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