The one-time wildman, 39, blew £3,000 on games consoles, toy helicopters and remote control cars.
But none of it was for his kids. It was all for himself. To be honest: we'd all do the same. On the contrary, Noel claimed games were responsible for the London riots last summer and in 2008 he linked violent games to a rise in knife crime. Not really sure if he's right...
Our source in Manchester told us: “Liam left a toy store with loads of stuff and confessed: ‘I’m a big kid at heart, I enjoy boys’ toys, what can I say?’ He did say he’s planning to really treat his kids too though.”
"We did party hard after though, so all was not lost. Took over a small but perfectly formed nightclub in the West End. My cosmic soul brother Gaz Cobain from the Amorphous Androgynous was in control of the cosmic juke box and apart from some mithering from Irie Nancy and the golden girls for some "Beyonce" fun was had by all. We was asked to leave at the crack of dawn with a £7k bar bill!!!!!
Then of course for the press and everybody, the drunk one is Liam, who quit drinking and smoking.
"Well, well, well - so these little text messages have now become "award-winning", eh? Oh, the irony! Irie Nancy finds the whole thing rather amusing, considering that I've yet to go within 10 feet of a computer let alone own one of the blasted things. The Best Dressed Award was not to be" (Noel) [...oh really? why not?]
God, I can't read his (lying) blog stories... he's so full of himself, a sort of supercool hero... while I'm reading, I ask : who the fuck is this one? the one I know is a complete dickhead - returning a quot. by Noel on Liam.