"Noel Gallagher left a few fans disgruntled as he left the Live Lounge in Maida Vale after appearing on the Jo Whiley show on Radio 1. The temperamental Mancunian didn't appear too 'mad for it' when asked to sign autographs for fans who had waited for a considerable time for the star to finally appear..." ...classic Noel.
Noel Gallagher's son changed the words of his track If I Had a Gun to rhyme with ''shoot poo out of my bum''.
The ex Oasis guitarist told Esquire magazine: "I've got three kids, so if you can get through three minutes of a song in our house without somebody throwing something at you, you're lucky.
"They were never big Oasis fans (just like Noel...). There's a song on my new album (new...ahahaha), If I Had a Gun - the lyrics go, 'If I had a gun / I'd shoot a hole in the sun' but Donovan, my eldest son, changed them to, 'If I had a gun / I'd shoot a poo out of my bum.'"
Noel - who is married to publicist Sara McDonald - has a hard to please family, and his wife was initially unmoved by his new album with his High Flying Birds project, as it wasn't rocking enough for her (it's not rocking at all).
Referring to Sara's favourite psychedelic rock band, he said: "I've got to say, my missus is not the biggest fan of anything I've ever done ever. She's a bit like - meh. It's not Kasabian, is it? Do you know what I mean?"
"There's one on the new album she really doesn't like. The last track. When she saw the track listing, she said "Oh, you've not included that bloody song have you?" Someone might like it. She's from Scotland, I know my place. She's more Northern than I am."