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Manchester City players put rotten fish in Mario Balotelli's Maserati

MANCHESTER - "The CAR is full of fishes, he's got dirty dishes on the brain" :) (Oasis, Some might say).
Not really a funny joke but it means someone is tired of him there.
Madcap Mario Balotelli has been stitched up like a kipper by his Manchester City team mates. 
His weary millionaire pals are enjoying the sweet (and sour) taste of success after months of his high jinks at everyone else's expense.
The eccentric striker came back from the club's US tour last week and picked up a fishy whiff around his £150,000 white Maserati sports car.
The Italian ace opened the passenger door and found a sportsbag behind the seat packed with kippers. It had been lurking there for more than two weeks.
Needless to say, the car could now be an insurance write-off because the upholstery reeks so badly of fish.
A source said: "Mario had his head in his hands when he realised he was on the receiving end of a training ground prank."
"The smell nearly made him sick. It was revolting.
"There were flies in the car and the leather seats in the back had rotting fish all over them.
"He has absolutely no idea who is responsible as he has wound up so many of his team mates over the past year.
"It won't put an end to the pranks, though. He's already formulating plans for revenge."
The big lump hasn't exactly looked after the motor during his time in the north west.
The Sun revealed how he has rattled up £10,000 in parking fines and had his wheels impounded 27 times.
Mario, who earns more than £100,000 a week, was also fined megabucks by City gaffer Roberto Mancini for throwing darts at the youth team.
He has also exchanged words with Yaya Toure for training ground pranks that the the midfield general didn't appreciate.
But the tide is turning. In the last week Shaun Wright-Phillips has cut up his socks and keeper Joe Hart has been lacing his food with eye-watering Tabasco sauce.
Do you know who is responsible for Kipperaxgate? There's a free Christmas tree air-freshener, which combats fishy odours, on offer as a reward.
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Beady Eye gigography and next tour dates

2000

30 May - Forum, Milan, Italy (the first "Noeless" gig since 1991 when he didn't join Oasis yet)

summer tour without Noel

2003

16 November - Andy Bell unplugged - Debaser, Stockholm, Sweden (bootleg)

2011


3rd & 4th March - Barrowland, Glasgow, Scotland +here and here + bootleg
6th & 7th March - O2 Apollo, Manchester +bootleg 1 +bootleg 2
9th & 10th March - Troxy, London +bootleg 1
13 March - Casino de Paris, Paris, france
14 March - E-Werk, Koln, Germany
16 March - Alcatraz, Milan, Italy +dvd bootleg
18 March - La Riviera, Madrid, Spain +bootleg
19 March - Bikini, Toulouse, france
21 March - Paradiso, Amsterdam, Holland (bootleg)
22 March - Ancienne Belgique, Brussels, Belgium (bootleg)
14 & 15 April - The Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland here a bootleg image
17 April - Ulster Hall, Belfast, Northern Ireland
20 April - O2 Academy, Newcastle (a photo here)
23 April - Centre, Newport (photo and bootleg)
30 May - Grosse Freiheit 36, Hamburg, Germany
+a photo here + win tickets here
8 June - Saschall, Firenze, Italy +my story here +bootleg here +win tickets here
11th June - Papillons de Nuit Festival, Saint Lo, france
12 June - Isle of Wight festival +story here and here +interview here +videos here +interview and bootleg here
25th June - Theater of Living Art, Philadelphia, U.S.A.
30 June - Rock Werchter, Belgium (bootleg)
1 July - Main Square Festival, Arras, france +a photo here
7 July - BBK Live Festival, Bilbao, Spain
9 July - Oxegen Festival, Naas, Ireland
26 August - Reading Festival (win tickets) +videos here +review&video here +bootleg here
3 September - AX Hall, Seoul, South Korea
14 September - Twinkle Rock Festival, Taipei, Taiwan
7 October - Atlantico, Rome, Italy +main bootleg here +another bootleg here
+win the concert here
11 October - Volkshaus, Zurich, Switzerland (postponed)
13 October - Gasometer, Vienna, Austria (postponed)
31 October - Theater Caupolican, Santiago, Chile
2 November - Teatro de Verano Ramon Collazo, Montevideo, Uruguay
3 November - Teatro Colegiales, Buenos Aires, Argentina
4 November - Personal Festival, Buenos Aires, Argentina
5 November - Planeta Terra festival, Sao Paulo, Brazil
12 November - O2 Academy, Sheffield
14 November - O2 Academy, Birmingham
17 November - O2 Academy Brixton, London
2 December - The Warfield, San Francisco, U.S.A.
3 December - Wiltern Theatre, Los Angeles, U.S.A. +another complete review here +win tickets here and here
5 December - First Avenue, Minneapolis, U.S.A.
6 December - The Rave Ballroon, Milwaukee, U.S.A.
9 December - Terminal 5, New York, U.S.A.
10 December - House of Blues, Boston, U.S.A.

2012

new tour

2013

3 June - Abbey Road, London (acoustic) +bootleg here
7 June - McClusky's, Kingston (album launch acoustic gig)



8 November - Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland

2014

Noel Gallagher solo gigography, and Low Lying Turds tour dates

(although his blinded fans say he's a "new solo artist", it's 20 years he's around and already played "solo" gigs previously (the first one in 1994), with the help of other people of course, as the Unplugged 1996, the gig for Tibet, the tour in 2006-2007, London, Milan, Manchester, Moscow, Los Angeles, Toronto, Paris, Australia, etc.)

2010


25 March - Royal Albert Hall - London

2011


28 November - Alcatraz - Milan, Italy + review here +video bootleg here +audio and video bootleg here

2012


lost interest... even Noel got bored of himself

10 April - Auditorio Banamex - Monterrey, Mexico (cancelled)

END OF THE HIGH FLYING BIRDS

2013

fans leave the gig again and ask for Liam again
..... € 10 = £ 8
 

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