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the snobbish superstar's wedding

LYNDHURST - A few years back, giving Russell Brand access to bridesmaids, a free bar and a microphone would almost certainly have ended in tears.
His stand-up comedy talents and track record for controversy make him both the perfect and worst candidate to be a best man.
But his speech at Noel Gallagher's wedding to stunning Scottish bride Sara MacDonald was an absolute cracker.
Strict instructions not to swear in front of the kids and keep the material clean were obeyed. Well, almost. And temptation wasn't a problem with wife Katy Perry missing (she's on tour) - the maid of honour was heavily preggers.
Russell poked fun at the Oasis star over a night out they had when George Michael's ex Kenny Goss took a shine to Noel. He had to get pal Matt Morgan to deflect the advances, prompting Matt's classic line: "No wonder George Michael always sleeps in his car."
He also had a laugh about Simon Cowell ringing Noel offering megabucks for X Factor and Noel's star-struck son Donovan asking if he could have a chat too.
There was great material about Sara working in a greasy spoon in Edinburgh as a teenager. The cafe was called Oasis and she used to get chatted up by football casuals - so nothing much has changed.
The happy couple married at the classy Lime Wood Hotel in the New Forest on Saturday. For ladies who are interested, Sara wore a vintage 1930s ivory dress then changed into Tom Ford sequins for the reception. It was an intimate bash with a few famous faces - Modfather Paul Weller, actor John Simm, David Walliams and Lara Stone, M People legend Mike Pickering and Manchester's top ticket tout Scully.
Noel and Sara were piped into the service and into dinner. First dance was Be My Baby by The Ronettes. Their well-behaved nippers, Donovan and Sonny, and Noel's daughter Anais, were a credit to them.
Russell said: "Kids have the right attitude. After the service, Donovan said, 'Can we go home now? I want to watch Wacky Races'."
The "grown-ups" carried on until 7am, with the brilliant Gary Crowley and Noel's brother Paul on the decks.
Only one idiot let the side down, by going for a swim in the duck pond outside as the sun came up.
Congratulations to the happy couple - two of the most genuine and kind characters in this showbiz lark.

Some critic: Noel's not so kind with fans... he acts as a complicated, snobbish superstar (I've heard people saying the same about Sara) and it's so difficult to have even a photo with him. The people saying Liam is unkind, they only read what tabloids say... And I prefer Liam's wedding, with the wife and the two mothers only, I wouldn't care about all those "showbiz people"... after all, who really cares about them?
Besides, nowadays not so many people can afford big weddings (this one wasn't even big but expensive anyway), well now people can't even afford to have children, if they're not football players...
Then, Noel said he would have wanted Liam at his wedding but didn't invite him and even insulted him again. Oh Noel, I'm clearly on Liam's side... At least when Liam is insulting, he explains why and all, while Noel's to Liam are just free insults.
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Beady Eye gigography and next tour dates


30 May - Forum, Milan, Italy (the first "Noeless" gig since 1991 when he didn't join Oasis yet)

summer tour without Noel


16 November - Andy Bell unplugged - Debaser, Stockholm, Sweden (bootleg)


3rd & 4th March - Barrowland, Glasgow, Scotland +here and here + bootleg
6th & 7th March - O2 Apollo, Manchester +bootleg 1 +bootleg 2
9th & 10th March - Troxy, London +bootleg 1
13 March - Casino de Paris, Paris, france
14 March - E-Werk, Koln, Germany
16 March - Alcatraz, Milan, Italy +dvd bootleg
18 March - La Riviera, Madrid, Spain +bootleg
19 March - Bikini, Toulouse, france
21 March - Paradiso, Amsterdam, Holland (bootleg)
22 March - Ancienne Belgique, Brussels, Belgium (bootleg)
14 & 15 April - The Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland here a bootleg image
17 April - Ulster Hall, Belfast, Northern Ireland
20 April - O2 Academy, Newcastle (a photo here)
23 April - Centre, Newport (photo and bootleg)
30 May - Grosse Freiheit 36, Hamburg, Germany
+a photo here + win tickets here
8 June - Saschall, Firenze, Italy +my story here +bootleg here +win tickets here
11th June - Papillons de Nuit Festival, Saint Lo, france
12 June - Isle of Wight festival +story here and here +interview here +videos here +interview and bootleg here
25th June - Theater of Living Art, Philadelphia, U.S.A.
30 June - Rock Werchter, Belgium (bootleg)
1 July - Main Square Festival, Arras, france +a photo here
7 July - BBK Live Festival, Bilbao, Spain
9 July - Oxegen Festival, Naas, Ireland
26 August - Reading Festival (win tickets) +videos here +review&video here +bootleg here
3 September - AX Hall, Seoul, South Korea
14 September - Twinkle Rock Festival, Taipei, Taiwan
7 October - Atlantico, Rome, Italy +main bootleg here +another bootleg here
+win the concert here
11 October - Volkshaus, Zurich, Switzerland (postponed)
13 October - Gasometer, Vienna, Austria (postponed)
31 October - Theater Caupolican, Santiago, Chile
2 November - Teatro de Verano Ramon Collazo, Montevideo, Uruguay
3 November - Teatro Colegiales, Buenos Aires, Argentina
4 November - Personal Festival, Buenos Aires, Argentina
5 November - Planeta Terra festival, Sao Paulo, Brazil
12 November - O2 Academy, Sheffield
14 November - O2 Academy, Birmingham
17 November - O2 Academy Brixton, London
2 December - The Warfield, San Francisco, U.S.A.
3 December - Wiltern Theatre, Los Angeles, U.S.A. +another complete review here +win tickets here and here
5 December - First Avenue, Minneapolis, U.S.A.
6 December - The Rave Ballroon, Milwaukee, U.S.A.
9 December - Terminal 5, New York, U.S.A.
10 December - House of Blues, Boston, U.S.A.


new tour


3 June - Abbey Road, London (acoustic) +bootleg here
7 June - McClusky's, Kingston (album launch acoustic gig)

8 November - Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland


Noel Gallagher solo gigography, and Low Lying Turds tour dates

(although his blinded fans say he's a "new solo artist", it's 20 years he's around and already played "solo" gigs previously (the first one in 1994), with the help of other people of course, as the Unplugged 1996, the gig for Tibet, the tour in 2006-2007, London, Milan, Manchester, Moscow, Los Angeles, Toronto, Paris, Australia, etc.)


25 March - Royal Albert Hall - London


28 November - Alcatraz - Milan, Italy + review here +video bootleg here +audio and video bootleg here


lost interest... even Noel got bored of himself

10 April - Auditorio Banamex - Monterrey, Mexico (cancelled)



fans leave the gig again and ask for Liam again
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