Patsy write-off, marry me Big Mouth part 6

LONDON - The vips now have 2 manias: having a Twitter account and everybody's writing their own autobiography, even Victoria Beckham. As Noel says: she can't even walk in fucking straight line and chew chewing gum at the same time, let alone writing a book. It will be a pleasure to read Kate Moss' one, but then I could even write one about me.
As in this photo (Liam was wearing Gucci, not yet Pretty Green :) I've got big sideburns, a very big mouth (my dentist thinks I'm a lion), Liam's pullover lol, a good voice (better than Liam's today) and a big name. Conclusion: Patsy marry me, your 2nd love of your life, lol.
Patsy has the same dentist where Liam goes. The same dentist who gave him new teeth after the fight against Italian mafiosi in Munich.

She revealed the other day she had abandoned her autobiography - because it was not "appropriate" after her marriage split.
The Strictly Come Dancing star, 42, was set to tell all about rock star hubbies Liam Gallagher, Jim Kerr and Dan Donovan.
But she has put down her pen and paid back the advance after her separation from dj Jeremy Healy, who she wed last year.
Patsy said: "I was writing it, but I'm not now. I gave the money back and decided it was not appropriate after this year."
The mum of two added: "There are some things that you just don't need to talk about. And I have to think of my children."

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