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french jinx, worst place for Oasis

Some other pieces of memories. Yesterday I was writing about Oasis coming back from Japan on 4 September 1995 and recording 'Fade away' at dawn, the version with Johnny Depp and Kate Moss... another certain girl, "the fucking woman".
Oasis split in Paris in 2009. The same already happened: in 2000, the french shows, starting from fucking Paris, were cancelled, as Noel walked out of the band before that gig, and the shows started again from Milan.
Another time, in 1995, back from Japan, in Paris Liam attacked Robbo, the tour manager, and then also Guigsy and Alan White, so Guigsy left the band and Robbo was (unfairly) sacked.
It seems they're quite nervous there, I hate france, as also many English and Italians do.
Recently in Paris the french booed England shirt at a Kasabian gig.
In another post I wrote about how Oasis were treated in such a dirty place as france is.

That tour in Japan had to be different, a "peaceful" one, to calm down. Of course it wasn't.
Here are a couple of other funny pieces, one with a naked Liam having a bath in the hotel swimming pool with 4 nude girls (and then Bonehead and other people), two brunettes, a blonde and a redhead ^_^, because a brunette started to show him her hands, then legs, then ass, then tits ahahaha The police arrived but couldn't do anything but watch the scene. Because there in Japan it's not easy to see naked Western people ahaha and they would have rather joined the group than stop the scene.
The other piece is about a drunk (and not only, as Liam) Noel at the airport, suddenly seeing "the Sex": a business woman, so he went himself, using let's say "extended" words :), apart from a totally correct sentence: asking to take her tits out ^_^
Bonehead wasn't taking drugs anymore, 'cause he said drugs are for little students (but he used to drink a lot, to compensate :), and then also Noel quit drugs.

Che male c'è nel divertirsi un po', dopo tutto? E a che cosa serve una piscina se non a questo? Così diamo l'avvio alle danze e vediamo chi ci sta. Quella brunetta tutte curve è la prima: è stata appiccicata a Liam tutta la notte. Adesso lei mostra la mano... e poi le gambe... e poi il culo... e quindi il suo seno scultoreo. Si toglie i vestiti e si tuffa nell'acqua turchese. Liam ride e questo è il segnale d'inizio. Ci sono un'altra bruna, una bionda e una rossa e in un lampo le montagnette di vestiti sono salite a quattro, come le fanciulle senza veli. Anche Liam si libera dei suoi calzoncini da bagno, così abbondanti.

Liam ha preso da poco qualcosa e sta cominciando a fare effetto. Siamo 6, Lion/Liam, Pole/Bonehead, Stone/Guigsy e Nile/Noel e io. Noel è già partito, è già in viaggio: un bel cocktail di sostanze. Improvvisamente vede il Sesso camminare attraverso la zona di controllo. Indossa i panni di una elegante donna d'affari che sta entrando nella nostra sala. Porta un abito di lino grigio e calze fumè. Che male c'è a presentarsi? "Ehm, come... va, chi ssseii, doove vai, tira fuori le tette" (questo l'ha detto giusto :). Non ho mai sentito Nile usare la voce in tono così alto.
Lio si volta verso di me con le sopracciglia sollevate. "Ma... è completamente fuori".
Liam, da che pulpito viene la sentenza.
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30 May - Forum, Milan, Italy (the first "Noeless" gig since 1991 when he didn't join Oasis yet)

summer tour without Noel


16 November - Andy Bell unplugged - Debaser, Stockholm, Sweden (bootleg)


3rd & 4th March - Barrowland, Glasgow, Scotland +here and here + bootleg
6th & 7th March - O2 Apollo, Manchester +bootleg 1 +bootleg 2
9th & 10th March - Troxy, London +bootleg 1
13 March - Casino de Paris, Paris, france
14 March - E-Werk, Koln, Germany
16 March - Alcatraz, Milan, Italy +dvd bootleg
18 March - La Riviera, Madrid, Spain +bootleg
19 March - Bikini, Toulouse, france
21 March - Paradiso, Amsterdam, Holland (bootleg)
22 March - Ancienne Belgique, Brussels, Belgium (bootleg)
14 & 15 April - The Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland here a bootleg image
17 April - Ulster Hall, Belfast, Northern Ireland
20 April - O2 Academy, Newcastle (a photo here)
23 April - Centre, Newport (photo and bootleg)
30 May - Grosse Freiheit 36, Hamburg, Germany
+a photo here + win tickets here
8 June - Saschall, Firenze, Italy +my story here +bootleg here +win tickets here
11th June - Papillons de Nuit Festival, Saint Lo, france
12 June - Isle of Wight festival +story here and here +interview here +videos here +interview and bootleg here
25th June - Theater of Living Art, Philadelphia, U.S.A.
30 June - Rock Werchter, Belgium (bootleg)
1 July - Main Square Festival, Arras, france +a photo here
7 July - BBK Live Festival, Bilbao, Spain
9 July - Oxegen Festival, Naas, Ireland
26 August - Reading Festival (win tickets) +videos here +review&video here +bootleg here
3 September - AX Hall, Seoul, South Korea
14 September - Twinkle Rock Festival, Taipei, Taiwan
7 October - Atlantico, Rome, Italy +main bootleg here +another bootleg here
+win the concert here
11 October - Volkshaus, Zurich, Switzerland (postponed)
13 October - Gasometer, Vienna, Austria (postponed)
31 October - Theater Caupolican, Santiago, Chile
2 November - Teatro de Verano Ramon Collazo, Montevideo, Uruguay
3 November - Teatro Colegiales, Buenos Aires, Argentina
4 November - Personal Festival, Buenos Aires, Argentina
5 November - Planeta Terra festival, Sao Paulo, Brazil
12 November - O2 Academy, Sheffield
14 November - O2 Academy, Birmingham
17 November - O2 Academy Brixton, London
2 December - The Warfield, San Francisco, U.S.A.
3 December - Wiltern Theatre, Los Angeles, U.S.A. +another complete review here +win tickets here and here
5 December - First Avenue, Minneapolis, U.S.A.
6 December - The Rave Ballroon, Milwaukee, U.S.A.
9 December - Terminal 5, New York, U.S.A.
10 December - House of Blues, Boston, U.S.A.


new tour


3 June - Abbey Road, London (acoustic) +bootleg here
7 June - McClusky's, Kingston (album launch acoustic gig)

8 November - Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland


Noel Gallagher solo gigography, and Low Lying Turds tour dates

(although his blinded fans say he's a "new solo artist", it's 20 years he's around and already played "solo" gigs previously (the first one in 1994), with the help of other people of course, as the Unplugged 1996, the gig for Tibet, the tour in 2006-2007, London, Milan, Manchester, Moscow, Los Angeles, Toronto, Paris, Australia, etc.)


25 March - Royal Albert Hall - London


28 November - Alcatraz - Milan, Italy + review here +video bootleg here +audio and video bootleg here


lost interest... even Noel got bored of himself

10 April - Auditorio Banamex - Monterrey, Mexico (cancelled)



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