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Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Liam and Marco predictions. Bel giovane pollo abbronzato's ready: she's got one in the oven

LONDON - Referring to a communist racist little girl (typical idiot Green Day fan) from South Italy where mafia comes from (and so foreign people have stereotypes about Italy thanks to them) insulting Oasis the whole day (they've got nothing to do, only stealing (also jobs) and North Italy working for them...that's how Italy goes), jealous as fuck, from now on we nicknamed ourselves the "beautiful young bronzed chickens" ^_^ nice one.
"She's got a cousin, in fact she's got 'bout a dozen"... as "terroni" (the way they are called) have large mafia families.
Her nickname was Sylvia Plath, as the young American idiot killing herself (in a oven) as Kurt Cobain, writing "I hate myself and I wanna die" while Noel was writing "Live forever". In the world there are immortal legends and dying scum.
Superstars Liam Gallaga and Milan G Zanella have been joined by a host of bands in giving Sky Sports some Premier League predictions for the new season.
The Frontman and the Guru, who are now working with new group, Beady Eye, leads the likes of No.1 rapper Example and Mercury music prize winners Klaxons in offering an opinion on the 2010/11 campaign.
Liam is in characteristically confident form regarding the prospects of his beloved Manchester City, while he also has room to take a swipe at older brother and former band-mate Noel. Marco was balancing a bit :)

Liam - Marco

Act: Beady Eye - Beady Eye & Noel live :P

Club support: Man City - Man City/AC Milan

Premier League winners: Man City - Man City/AC Milan :D (I mean Serie A :)

Relegation: Man Utd (ahahaha) - West Ham Utd

Best buy: Joe Cole - Mario Balotelli

Transfer flop: Noel Gallagher (ahahaha) - Joe Cole ^_^ (he should've come to Milan)

Star of the season: Liam Gallagher - Mario Balotelli

Surprise package: Adam Johnson - Mario Balotelli

Top scorer: Carlos Tevez - Mario Balotelli :)

Rooney or Drogba: Neither - Neither

Next big band: Beady Eye - Beady Eye

Must-have album: Beady Eye - Beady Eye & Noel solo :D

5 commenti:

Vanessa87 said...

ahahahahaaha stupendo!!! sei il migliore!!!!!!! ♥ ♥ ♥

L said...

Marco living legend

Andrea said...

not only stereotypes about Italy, foreign people have them also for Berlusconi. They don't know everything of the things here, so many usually say Italy = mafia, Berlusconi = mafioso.
Besides, he's not from South Italy, he's from Milan

Piolo said...

that's what said also the German idiots song against Italians at the World Cup, full of stereotypes. A few days after that, a crazy German killed 2 Italians because of the World Cup. Those are not funny jokes, they're dangerous things put in the hands of crazy people

Anonymous said...

everybody knows Italy with the only South would be a Third World country close to Africa, thanks to the North it isn't

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Beady Eye gigography and next tour dates

2000

30 May - Forum, Milan, Italy (the first "Noeless" gig since 1991 when he didn't join Oasis yet)

summer tour without Noel

2003

16 November - Andy Bell unplugged - Debaser, Stockholm, Sweden (bootleg)

2011


3rd & 4th March - Barrowland, Glasgow, Scotland +here and here + bootleg
6th & 7th March - O2 Apollo, Manchester +bootleg 1 +bootleg 2
9th & 10th March - Troxy, London +bootleg 1
13 March - Casino de Paris, Paris, france
14 March - E-Werk, Koln, Germany
16 March - Alcatraz, Milan, Italy +dvd bootleg
18 March - La Riviera, Madrid, Spain +bootleg
19 March - Bikini, Toulouse, france
21 March - Paradiso, Amsterdam, Holland (bootleg)
22 March - Ancienne Belgique, Brussels, Belgium (bootleg)
14 & 15 April - The Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland here a bootleg image
17 April - Ulster Hall, Belfast, Northern Ireland
20 April - O2 Academy, Newcastle (a photo here)
23 April - Centre, Newport (photo and bootleg)
30 May - Grosse Freiheit 36, Hamburg, Germany
+a photo here + win tickets here
8 June - Saschall, Firenze, Italy +my story here +bootleg here +win tickets here
11th June - Papillons de Nuit Festival, Saint Lo, france
12 June - Isle of Wight festival +story here and here +interview here +videos here +interview and bootleg here
25th June - Theater of Living Art, Philadelphia, U.S.A.
30 June - Rock Werchter, Belgium (bootleg)
1 July - Main Square Festival, Arras, france +a photo here
7 July - BBK Live Festival, Bilbao, Spain
9 July - Oxegen Festival, Naas, Ireland
26 August - Reading Festival (win tickets) +videos here +review&video here +bootleg here
3 September - AX Hall, Seoul, South Korea
14 September - Twinkle Rock Festival, Taipei, Taiwan
7 October - Atlantico, Rome, Italy +main bootleg here +another bootleg here
+win the concert here
11 October - Volkshaus, Zurich, Switzerland (postponed)
13 October - Gasometer, Vienna, Austria (postponed)
19 October - Stadthalle, Offenbach, Germany (cancelled - not Beady Eye fault)
31 October - Theater Caupolican, Santiago, Chile
2 November - Teatro de Verano Ramon Collazo, Montevideo, Uruguay
3 November - Teatro Colegiales, Buenos Aires, Argentina
4 November - Personal Festival, Buenos Aires, Argentina
5 November - Planeta Terra festival, Sao Paulo, Brazil
12 November - O2 Academy, Sheffield
14 November - O2 Academy, Birmingham
17 November - O2 Academy Brixton, London
2 December - The Warfield, San Francisco, U.S.A.
3 December - Wiltern Theatre, Los Angeles, U.S.A. +another complete review here +win tickets here and here
5 December - First Avenue, Minneapolis, U.S.A.
6 December - The Rave Ballroon, Milwaukee, U.S.A.
9 December - Terminal 5, New York, U.S.A.
10 December - House of Blues, Boston, U.S.A.

2012

2013

19 June - Ritz, Manchester
20 June - The Camden Centre, London
22 June - ABC, Glasgow, Scotland
2 July - C-Club, Berlin, Germany
3 July - Uebel & Gefährlich, Hamburg, Germany
5 July - Backstage Werk, Munich, Germany
16 July - Mallorca Rocks, Mallorca, Spain
17 Juy - Ibiza Rocks, Ibiza, Spain
18 July - Benicassim festival, Spain
5 August - Lokerse Feesten, Lokeren, Belgium
22 August - Gloria, Koln, Germany

Noel Gallagher solo gigography, and Low Lying Turds tour dates

(although his blinded fans say he's a "new solo artist", it's 20 years he's around and already played "solo" gigs previously (the first one in 1994), with the help of other people of course, as the Unplugged 1996, the gig for Tibet, the tour in 2006-2007, London, Milan, Manchester, Moscow, Los Angeles, Toronto, Paris, Australia, etc.)

2010


25 March - Royal Albert Hall - London

2011


28 November - Alcatraz - Milan, Italy + review here +video bootleg here +audio and video bootleg here

2012


lost interest... even Noel got bored of himself

10 April - Auditorio Banamex - Monterrey, Mexico (cancelled)

END OF THE HIGH FLYING BIRDS

2013

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