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Heineken and Jaguar to sponsor Manchester City: few driving much drinking

MANCHESTER - Yesterday I was looking at the players training at the City of Manchester stadium (tonight, Saturday, they play here vs Valencia) and during the press conference I noticed there were the usual sponsors behind Roberto (speaking a little bit better English :), but always keeping it funny :) as on the pitch "hello at everybody!" ahaha and "the summer is finish" :)) (no! 2 months left! :) and one was fooling him around for the "American accent" ahaha
But there were also Heineken and Jaguar, so I wanted to write about this: they are minor sponsors, but then I noticed these two don't "mix" well together, as one is drinking and the other one is driving.
Oasis don't like driving (Noel had cars but not a driving license :), and I've never seen Liam driving a car, of course they always had people driving for them (and also had car accidents...). Once (in Paris again...) Liam even threw himself out of a car while it was running (when he argued with the former bodyguard Ian Robertson).
I like driving but as them I (almost) never drive.
Oasis quoted Jaguar in 2 b-sides songs: "I'm gonna get me a motor car, maybe a Jaguar, maybe a plane or a day of fame"... (Going nowhere, '97) ..."She looks just like a star in a Jaguar, she nees to lighten her load... She met me down a disco in a beat up car, I was burning down the road, I can be a star in a Jaguar, I need to lighten my load..." (Step out, '95)
Usually people say to have only a few drinks when you have to drive, but as usual I say something different: drive few, 'cause you have to drink ahahaha
When I was younger during alcoholic nights I used to drive cars of friends when they were too drunk. But a couple of years ago, when I was near Venice working, I was very bored there and one day I went to a boozer on my own (as Robert Plant after Led Zeppelin reunion :) to see Manchester City-Ac Milan, my 2 teams playing after 30 years, so I was drinking that afternoon. When I came back I was quite drunk while driving quite fast, and then I understood I was doing something wrong, not to be repeated. When I came back to Milan from Venice (350 km) it took me only 2 hours, so then I realized I was driving 175 km/h ..."Heineken: sounds NOT good" ^_^
Anyway it wasn't because of drinking, but I was really fucking bored there, so I couldn't wait to be back to Milan.
But in the end, if you have to drive, do not drink as those fucking Slavic cunts and also from North Africa who cause car accidents here, and sometimes people do the same.
Yesterday in Milan a Slav cunt from Ukraine, an ex-boxer, killed a random woman in the street just because he had just argued with his Lithuanian girlfriend... Slavicunts.

I added 2 funny pics to the post about Australians... I noticed they often don't get on well with English people.
And another video on the right column, with Ac Milan song, when on July 29 the players were at the new Milan MegaStore, same day of Liam @ new Pretty Green store opening.

Jaguar ad, with Oasis music, The shock of the lightning
Heineken colour is green, and I remember Jaguar in Formula 1 had green cars :)
pretty green :)
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30 May - Forum, Milan, Italy (the first "Noeless" gig since 1991 when he didn't join Oasis yet)

summer tour without Noel


16 November - Andy Bell unplugged - Debaser, Stockholm, Sweden (bootleg)


3rd & 4th March - Barrowland, Glasgow, Scotland +here and here + bootleg
6th & 7th March - O2 Apollo, Manchester +bootleg 1 +bootleg 2
9th & 10th March - Troxy, London +bootleg 1
13 March - Casino de Paris, Paris, france
14 March - E-Werk, Koln, Germany
16 March - Alcatraz, Milan, Italy +dvd bootleg
18 March - La Riviera, Madrid, Spain +bootleg
19 March - Bikini, Toulouse, france
21 March - Paradiso, Amsterdam, Holland (bootleg)
22 March - Ancienne Belgique, Brussels, Belgium (bootleg)
14 & 15 April - The Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland here a bootleg image
17 April - Ulster Hall, Belfast, Northern Ireland
20 April - O2 Academy, Newcastle (a photo here)
23 April - Centre, Newport (photo and bootleg)
30 May - Grosse Freiheit 36, Hamburg, Germany
+a photo here + win tickets here
8 June - Saschall, Firenze, Italy +my story here +bootleg here +win tickets here
11th June - Papillons de Nuit Festival, Saint Lo, france
12 June - Isle of Wight festival +story here and here +interview here +videos here +interview and bootleg here
25th June - Theater of Living Art, Philadelphia, U.S.A.
30 June - Rock Werchter, Belgium (bootleg)
1 July - Main Square Festival, Arras, france +a photo here
7 July - BBK Live Festival, Bilbao, Spain
9 July - Oxegen Festival, Naas, Ireland
26 August - Reading Festival (win tickets) +videos here +review&video here +bootleg here
3 September - AX Hall, Seoul, South Korea
14 September - Twinkle Rock Festival, Taipei, Taiwan
7 October - Atlantico, Rome, Italy +main bootleg here +another bootleg here
+win the concert here
11 October - Volkshaus, Zurich, Switzerland (postponed)
13 October - Gasometer, Vienna, Austria (postponed)
31 October - Theater Caupolican, Santiago, Chile
2 November - Teatro de Verano Ramon Collazo, Montevideo, Uruguay
3 November - Teatro Colegiales, Buenos Aires, Argentina
4 November - Personal Festival, Buenos Aires, Argentina
5 November - Planeta Terra festival, Sao Paulo, Brazil
12 November - O2 Academy, Sheffield
14 November - O2 Academy, Birmingham
17 November - O2 Academy Brixton, London
2 December - The Warfield, San Francisco, U.S.A.
3 December - Wiltern Theatre, Los Angeles, U.S.A. +another complete review here +win tickets here and here
5 December - First Avenue, Minneapolis, U.S.A.
6 December - The Rave Ballroon, Milwaukee, U.S.A.
9 December - Terminal 5, New York, U.S.A.
10 December - House of Blues, Boston, U.S.A.


new tour


3 June - Abbey Road, London (acoustic) +bootleg here
7 June - McClusky's, Kingston (album launch acoustic gig)

8 November - Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland


Noel Gallagher solo gigography, and Low Lying Turds tour dates

(although his blinded fans say he's a "new solo artist", it's 20 years he's around and already played "solo" gigs previously (the first one in 1994), with the help of other people of course, as the Unplugged 1996, the gig for Tibet, the tour in 2006-2007, London, Milan, Manchester, Moscow, Los Angeles, Toronto, Paris, Australia, etc.)


25 March - Royal Albert Hall - London


28 November - Alcatraz - Milan, Italy + review here +video bootleg here +audio and video bootleg here


lost interest... even Noel got bored of himself

10 April - Auditorio Banamex - Monterrey, Mexico (cancelled)



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