for Valentine's day... let's have a wank, masturbate altogether!

post dedicated to the most pathetic celebration ever. Because almost all the people worth less than a wank.

I even see around "happy Valentine's day" (!!!), are u kidding me, "I need your deep love" (!!! wow in which hole), nauseating...how one could be so filthy sentimental... have a wank!

You know, even the biggest love story ever told Romeo&Juliet is a fake story, those characters never existed and Juliet balcony in Verona is a fake.

They say even Shakespeare never existed, and it seems that it is so.

The only person I'm in love with, it's my city. Love, if you didn't notice yet, is an illusion. You'll notice, definitely.

not only boys, also girls

surely masturbation is more real than "Endless True Love"...

best post eva: but this time I'm a "not fucking" genius ahahaha

theatre + drinking + fashion + literature + cinema + art + music:

this post is pure art!

Everybody does it, almost nobody tells it.

[post also for those who hate Valentine's day and/or don't believe in eternal love]

sometimes I find people who tell me stuff as: I love you, you're my love, marry me, etc., so in those moments a song comes to my mind, of the period when I was happiest in my life, saying "hey stay young and invincible"... and so my advice for them is that they should masturbate instead. When I read bullshit as "you're the love of my life" or "among millions I chose you", I say: yes, you chose him because you didn't meet other millions of people, who you could love much more, or be loved much more.

Stay young

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe75pxn8m1s

ahahaha Italian Benetton condoms machine ^_^ (always empty, so we can't fuck ahaha) inside the Football English pub

In literature, there were some extremely intelligent writers as D'Annunzio (the one giving the name to Milan best shop, Rinascente), Bukowski and Leopardi, who wrote about masturbation.

D'Annunzio even broke one of his bones so he could suck his cock mwahahahahaha really, extremely intelligent ihihihihi

Sunday morning call (or wank? cos there was also Morning glory, so that male erection should be used somehow ^_^), as you can see at the end Noel is doing the gesture of wanking... and today Valentine's day is Sunday :). The video is clearly inspired by the film "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQlOlptCef8

she is definitely masturbating. Giorgione, Venere dormiente (sleeping Venus), oil on canvas, 1510

Tiziano (as my father's name, painting as well), Venere di Urbino (Venus of Urbino), oil on canvas, 1538

ahahaha who is this, same belly as well ^_^

Pretty Green http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggVcPN4pues

having a wank aaaaaaaaahahahaha I'm french... nevermind muahsmauhauahuahahahuaha

heart-shaped beer ahahaha you can have a beer-taste lipstick ^_^

www.ayswuvalentine.com

"The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars".
(Jack Kerouac)