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  • bands: Oasis, Beady Eye, Led Zeppelin
  • musicians: Jimmy Page, Ennio Morricone
  • singers: Liam Gallagher, Luciano Pavarotti
  • albums: Houses of the Holy, What's the Story Morning Glory, BE
  • songs: Rain song, Rockin' chair (by the Griffiths), Stay young (dickhead Noel hates it), In the bubble with a bullet
  • clubs: AC Milan, Italy, England
  • players: Paolo Maldini, Mario Balotelli, Pippo Inzaghi, Marco Van Basten, Mark Lenders
  • F1 car: McLaren
  • drivers: Jenson Button, A. Senna
  • clothes: Italian fashion, Pretty Green
  • poet: William Shakespeare
  • books: Look back in anger (theatre), Oasis: the truth
  • historical character: Horatio Nelson
  • films: Quadrophenia, Zabriskie Point, Blow-up
  • director: A. Hitchcock
  • artists: S. Dali, Leonardo Da Vinci, L.S. Lowry, Milan Futurism artists
  • philosopher: A. Schopenhauer
  • place: Minorca island
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England flag = Milan flag, English lion = Venice Saint Marco lion

in history, City 2nd shirt so similar to Milan one :)

Oasis gigography

Oasis founder Liam gives the name Oasis (having seen a poster of the Inspiral Carpets in Liam's bedroom)

without Noel:

1991


Boardwalk - Manchester (England, Great Britain, UK) - 18th August - supporting Sweet Jesus

1992

Polytechnic - Dartford - 19th April
Hippodrome - Oldham - 20th April - supporting Revenge
Club 57 - Oldham - 5th May - supporting The Ya Ya's
Boardwalk - Manchester - 14th July (bootleg)
Boardwalk - Manchester - 19th August
The Venue - Manchester - 13th September
Boardwalk - Manchester - 22nd November - supporting The Cherries

1993

Boardwalk - Manchester - 5th January - supporting The Essence
La Bateu - Liverpool - 1st March
Krazy House - Liverpool - 1st April
Boardwalk - Manchester - 1st May
King Tut's - Glasgow - 31st May - supporting 18 Wheeler (when Alan McGee discovered them, many posts, also here)
Manchester University - Manchester - 1st June
La Bateu - Liverpool - 1st July
Boardwalk - Manchester - 3rd July
Duchess - Leeds - 11th September
Canal Bar - Manchester - 14th September
(Hit the North - Radio 5 -15th September bootleg)
Manchester University - Manchester - 7th October - supporting Liz Phair
Manchester University - Manchester - 14th October - supporting Milltown Brothers
Keele University - Keele - 27th October - supporting BMX Bandits
Sheffield University - Sheffield - 28th October - supporting BMX Bandits
Wherehouse - Derby - 1st November - supporting BMX Bandits
Wulfrun Hall - Wolverhampton - 3rd November - supporting BMX Bandits
Powerhaus - London - 4th November
Sheffield University - Sheffield - 28th November - supporting CNN
Institute - Birminham - 1st December - supporting St. Ettienne
Plaza - Glasgow - 2nd December - supporting St. Ettienne
Warwick University - Warwick - 4th December
Wulfrun Hall - Wolverhampton - 8th December - supporting The Verve
Manchester University - Manchester - 9th December - supporting The Verve
Cathouse - Glasgow - 10th December - supporting The Verve
The Mill - Preston - 11th December - supporting The Verve
Riverside - Newcastle - 13th December - supporting The Verve
Kings Hall - Bradford - 14th December - supporting The Verve
Krazy House - Liverpool - 16th December - supporting Real People

1994

Water Rats - London - 27th January
Gleneagles - Scotland - 6th February
Angel - Bedford - 23rd March
100 Club - London - 24th March
Forum - Tunbridge Wells - 26th March
Polytechnic - Oxford - 27th March
Jug Of Ale - Birminham - 28th March
Joiners - Southhampton - 29th March
Fleece & Firkin - Bristol - 30th March
Moles - Bath - 31st March
Lucifers Mill - Dundee - 5th April
La Belle Angel - Edinburgh - 6th April
Tramway -Glasgow - 7th April
Arena - Middlesborough - 8th April
Wheatsheaf - Stoke - 11th April
Duchess - Leeds - 12th April
Lomax - Liverpool - 13th April
Adelphi - Hull - 29th April
University - Coventry - 30th April
Wedgewood Rooms - Portsmouth - 2nd May
Tj's - Newport - 3rd May
Wherehouse - Derby - 4th May
Charlotte - Leicester - 6th May
Old Trout - Windsor - 7th May
Roadmenders - Northhampton - 8th May
Army And Navy - Chelmsford - 10th May
Boat Race - Cambridge - 11th May
New Cross - London - 13th May
Leadmill - Sheffield - 14th May
Edwards 8 - Birminham - 1st June
University - Cardiff - 2nd June
Island - Ilford - 3rd June
Albert Hall - London - 4th June
Arts Centre - Norwich - 6th June
Marquee - Manchester - 8th June
University - Manchester - 9th June
Avenham Park Festival - Preston - 11th June
Cathouse - Glasgow - 12th June
Cathouse - Glasgow - 13th June
Erotika - Paris (france) - 16th June
(East Wing) Centre - Brighton - 18th June (interview)
Glastonbury Festival - Somerset - 26th June
Wetlands - New York - 21st July
T In The Park Festival - Hamilton - 31st July
Riverside - Newcastle - 9th August
Irish Centre - Leeds - 10th August
Wulfrun Hall - Wolverhampton - 11th August
Hultsfreds Festival - Hultsfred (Sweden) - 13th August (bootleg+interview)
Rock City - Nottingham - 15th August
Forum - London - 16th August
Astoria - London - 18th August
(Borderline - London - 21th August - secret gig)
Lowlands Festival - Netherlands - 28th August
Tivoli - Buckley - 31st August
Gino - Stockholm (Sweden) - 2nd September
Limelight - Belfast - 4th September
Hacienda - Manchester - 5th September
Logo - Hamburg (Germany) - 8th September
Arena - Amsterdam (Netherlands) - 9th September
Quattro - Tokyo (Japan) - 13th September
Quattro - Tokyo (Japan) - 14th September
Quattro - Toyko (Japan) - 15th September
Quattro - Toyko (Japan) - 16th September
Quattro - Osaka (Japan) - 18th September
Quattro - Nagoya (Japan) - 19th September
Moe's - Seattle WA (USA) - 23rd September
Satyricon - Portland OR (USA) - 24th September
Bottom Of The Hill - San Francisco CA (USA) - 26th September
Melarky's - Sacramento CA (USA) - 27th September
Noel leaves the band for the first time

Uptown Bar - Minneapolis MN (USA) - 14th October
Metro - Chicago IL (USA) - 15th October
St Andrews Hall - Detroit MI (USA) 16th October
Grog Shop - Cleveland OH (USA) - 18th October
Lee's Place - Toronto (Canada) - 19th October
Local 186 - Allston MA (USA) - 21st October
Met Cafe - Providence RI (USA) - 22nd October
JC Dobbs - Philadelphia (USA) - 23rd October
9:30 Club - Washington DC (USA) - 26th October
Maxwell's - Hoboken NJ (USA) - 28th October
Wetlands - New York (USA) - 29th October
La Cigale - Paris (france) - 4th November
Transbordeur - Lyon (france) - 5th November
Theatre Du Moulin - Marseille (france) - 6th November
Palladium - Stockholm (Sweden) - 16th November
Cue Club - Gothenburg (Sweden) - 17th November
Dairy - Lund (Sweden) - 18th November
Loft - Berlin (Germany) - 20th November
Markthalle - Hamburg (Germany) - 21st November
Batchkapp - Frankfurt (Germany) - 23rd November
Luxor - Cologne (Germany) - 24th November
Paradiso - Amsterdam (Netherlands) - 25th November
Zeche Carl - Essen (Germany) - 27th November
Botanieve - Brussels (Belgium) - 28th November
Guildhall - Southampton - 30th November
Octagon - Sheffield - 1st December
Corn Exchange - Cambridge 4th December
Barrowlands - Glasgow - 7th December
Civic Hall - Wolverhampton - 11th December
Astoria - Cardiff - 12th December
Hammersmith Palais - London - 13th December
Royal Court - Liverpool - 17th December
Academy - Manchester - 18th December
Barrowlands - Glasgow - 27th December
(East Wing) Centre - Brighton - 29th December
Town Hall - Middlesbrough - 30th December

1995

DV8 - Seattle WA (USA) - 28th January
Commodore Ballroom - Vancouver (Canada) - 29th January
Roseland Theatre - Portland OR (USA) - 30th Janurary
Fillmore - San Francisco (USA) - 1st February
The Palace - Hollywood CA (USA) - 3rd February
SOMA Live - San Diego CA (USA) - 4th February
Nile Theatre - Mesa AZ - 5th February
Bar & Grill - Salt Lake City UT (USA) - 7th February
Bluebeard Theatre - Denver CP (USA) - 9th February
Deep Ellum Live - Dallas TX (USA) - 11th February
Liberty Lunch - Austin TX (USA) - 12th February
Urban Art Bar - Houston TX (USA) - 13th February
New Daisy Theatre - Memphis TN (USA) - 15th February
Cat's Cradle - Carrboro NC (USA) - 17th February
Masquerade - Atlanta GA (USA) - 18th February
Stone Pony - Ashbury Park NJ (USA) - 3rd March
Wust Music Hall - Washington DC (USA) - 4th March
The Abyss - Virginia Beach VA (USA) - 5th March
Theatre Of Living Arts - Philadelphia PA (USA) - 7th March
The Academy - New York NY (USA) - 8th March
Lopo's - Providence RI (USA) - 10th March
Avalon - Boston MA (USA) - 11th March
Club Soda - Montreal (Canada) - 12th March
Phoenix Theatre - Toronto (Canada) - 14th March
The Odeon - Cleveland OH (USA) - 15th March
St Andrews - Detroit MI (USA) - 16th March
Tyndale Armory - Indianapolis (USA) - 18th March
Vic Theatre - Chicago IL (USA) - 19th March
Orbit Room - Grand Rapids MI (USA) - 20th March
First Ave - Minneapolis MN (USA) - 24th March
Rave At Eagles Milwaukee WI (USA) - 25th March
Cliffs Pavillion - Southend - 17th April
Bataclan - Paris (france) - 20th April
Arena - Sheffield - 22nd April
Pavillion - Bath - 22nd June
Glastonbury Festival - Somerset - 23rd June
Roskilde Festival - Denmark - 30th June
Rolling Stone - Milan (Italy) 3rd July
Fauvier festival - Lyon (france) - 5th July
Out In The Green Festival - Frauenfeld (Switzerland) - 7th July
Eurokeenes Festival - Belfort (france) - 8th July
Badesee - Duren (Germany) - 9th July
Beach Park - Irvine Beach - 14th July
Beach Park - Irvine Beach - 15th July
Plaza De Toros De Las Ventus - Madrid (Spain) - 18th July
Zeebruggers Beach Festival - Belgium - 21st July
Slane Castle - Dublin (Ireland) - 22nd July
Kawasaki Club - Citta (Japan) - 21st August
Kawasaki Club - Citta (Japan) - 22nd August
Liquid Room - Toyko (Japan) - 23rd August
Garden Hall - Toyko (Japan) - 25th August
Garden Hall - Toyko (Japan) - 26th August
Imperial Hall - Osaka (Japan) - 28th August
Imperial Hall - Osaka (Japan) - 29th August
Empress Ballroom - Blackpool - 2nd October
Trentham Gardens - Stoke - 3rd October
International Centre - Bournemouth - 5th October
Leisure Centre - Gloucester - 6th October
Hammerjack's - Baltimore MD (USA) - 10th October
Roseland Ballroom - New York NY (USA) - 11th October
Tuxedo Junctions - Danbury CT (USA) - 13th October
The Orpheum - Boston MA (USA) - 14th October
Metropol - Pittsburgh PA (USA) - 16th October
La Luna - Brussels (Belgium) - 31st October
Earls Court - London - 4th November
Earls Court - London - 5th November
Zenith - Paris (france) - 7th November
Grosse Freiheit - Mamburg (Germany) - 10th November
Live Music Hall - Koln (Germany) - 12th November
Trocardiere - Nantes (france) - 14th November
Aeronef - Lille (france) - 15th November
Granby Hall - Leicester - 17th November
Annexet - Stockholm (Sweden) - 20th November
KB Hallen - Copenhagen (Denmark) - 24th November
NYMEX Arena - Manchester - 26th November
KNDD Holiday Festival - Seattle WA (USA) - 2nd December
WHFS Holiday Festival - Washington DC (USA) - 7th December
Q101 Holiday Festival - Chicago IL (USA) - 8th December
KEGE Holiday Festival - Minneapolis (USA) - 9th December
Liberty Warehouse - Toronto (Canada) - 13th December
Live 105 Holiday Festival - San Francisco CA (USA) - 15th December
KOME Holiday Festival - San Jose CA (USA) - 16th December
KROQ Holiday Festival - Los Angeles CA - 18th December
Viper Room - Hollywood CA (USA) - 19th December

1996

Music Centre - Utrecht - 10th January
Munich (Germany) - 12th January
Huxley's - Berlin (Germany) - 14th January
Bielefeld (Germany) - 15th January
Whitely Bay Ice Rink - Tyne & Wear - 19th January
Ingleston Exhibition Centre - Edinburgh - 21st January
Ingleston Exhibition Centre - Edinburgh - 22nd January
Memorial Hall - Kansas City MO (USA) - 23rd February
American Theater - St Louis (MO) - 24th February
Orpheum Theater - Minneapolis MN (USA) - 26th February
Aragon Ballroom - Chicago IL (USA) - 27th February
Eagle's Auditorium - Milwaukee WI (USA) - 1st March
Theater - Detroit MI (USA) - 3rd March
Egyptian Room - Indianapolis IN (USA) - 5th March
GMU Patriot Center - Fairfax VA (USA) - 7th March
Tower Theater - Philadelphia PA (USA) - 9th March
Strand Theater - Providence RI (USA) - 10th March
Paramount Theater - New York NY (USA) - 13th March
International Arena - Cardiff - 18th March
International Arena - Cardiff - 19th March
The Point Depot - Dublin - 22nd March
The Point Depot - Dublin - 23rd March
Stradhalle - Offenbach (Germany) - 26th March
Terminal 1 - Offenbach (Germany) - 27th March
Palalido - Milan (Italy) - 29th March
Summum - Grenoble (france) - 31st March
Zeleste - Barcelona (Spain) - 2nd April
Pacific Coliseum - Vancouver BC (USA) - 10th April
Mercer Arena - Seattle WA (USA) - 11th April
Bill Graham Civic Auditorium - San Francisco CA - 13th April
Mammoth - Denver CO (USA) - 18th April
Bronco Bowl Auditorium - Dallas TX (USA) -20th April
Austin Music Hall - Austin TX (USA) - 21st April
Maine Road - Manchester - 27th April
Maine Road - Manchester - 28th April
Balloch Castle Country Park - Loch Lomond (Scotland) - 3rd August
Balloch Castle Country Park - Loch Lomond - 4th August
Sjohistoriska Museet - Stockholm (Sweden) - 7th August
Knebworth Park - Stevenage - 10th August (with bootleg)
Knebworth Park - Stevenage - 11th August
Paric Ui Chaoimh - Cork - 14th August
Paric Ui Chaoimh - Cork - 15th August
Royal Festival Hall - Noel unplugged - London - 23rd August (bootleg)
Rosemont Horizon - Rosemont IL - 27th August
Palace - Auburn Hills MI (USA) - 30th August
Molson Park - Toronto (Canada) - 31st August
Corestates Center - Philadelphia PA (USA) - 2nd September
The Centrum - Worcester MA (USA) - 6th September
Jones Beach Theatre - Long Island NY (USA) - 7th September
Jones Beach Theatre - Long Island NY (USA) - 8th September
Nissan Pavilion - Bristow VA (USA) - 10th September

1997

Tibetan Freedom Concert - New York City - 7th June (Noel)
Weenie Roast - Irvine CA (USA) - 14th June
Coliseum - Oakland CA (USA) - 18th June - Supporting U2
Coliseum - Oakland CA (USA) - 19th June - Supporting U2
Spektrum - Oslo (Norway) - 8th September
Globe - Stockholm (Sweden) - 9th September
Forum - Copenhagen (Denmark) - 10th September
Westpoint Arena - Exeter - 13th Septemeber
Westpoint Arena - Exeter - 14th September
Arena - Newcastle - 16th September
Arena - Newcastle - 17th September
Exhibition & Conference Centre - Aberdeen - 19th September
Exhibition & Conference Centre - Aberdeen - 20th September
Arena - Sheffield - 22nd September
Arena - Sheffield - 23rd September
Earls Court - London - 25th September
Earls Court - London - 26th September
Earls Court - London - 27th September
National Indoor Arena - Birmingham - 29th September
National Indoor Arena - Birmingham - 30th September
Hammerstein Ballroom - New York NY (USA) - 7th October
Hammerstein Ballroom - New York NY (USA) - 8th October
Zenith - Lille (France) - 3rd November
Pabellon Principe Felipe - Zaragoza (Spain) - 8th Novemeber
Palacio De La Comunidad - Madrid (Spain) - 10th November
Palau Dels Esports - Barcelona (Spain) - 11th November
Arena - Geneva (Switzerland) - 13th November
Palasport - Bologna (Italy) - 15th November
Forum - Milan (Italy) - 16th November
Forum - Milan (Italy) - 17th November
Olympichalle - Munich (Germany) - 19th November
Sportovni Hala - Prague (Czech Republic) - 21st November
Festhalle - Frankfurt (Germany) - 22nd November
Messehalle - Hannover (Germany) - 24th November
Festhalle - Frankfurt (Germany) - 25th November
Earls Court - London - 26th November
Brabanthallen - Den Bosch (Netherlands) - 27th November
Arena - Oberhausen (Germany) - 28th November
The Point - Dublin - 3rd December
The Point - Dublin - 4th December
The Point - Dublin - 5th December
SE & CC - Glasgow - 7th December
SE & CC - Glasgow - 8th December
Indoor Arena - Cardiff - 10th December
Indoor Arena - Cardiff - 11th December
GMEX - Manchester - 13th December
GMEX - Manchester - 14th December
Water Rats - London - 16th December
Wembley Arena - London - 17th December
Wembley Arena - London - 18th December

1998

Sony E Center - Philadelphia PA (USA) - 8th January
Patriot Center - Washington DC (USA) - 9th January
Palumbo Center - Pittsburgh PA (USA) - 10th January
Continental Airlines Arena - Rutherford NJ (USA) - 12th January
Maple Leaf Gardens - Toronto (Canada) - 15th January
Rosemont Horizon - Rosemont IL (USA) - 17th January
Northrop Auditorium - Minneapolis (USA) - 18th January
GM Place - Vancouver (USA) - 23rd January
Seattle Center Arena - Seattle WA (USA) - 24th January
Bill Graham Civic - San Francisco CA (USA) - 26th January
Universal Amphitheater - Los Angeles CA (USA) - 27th January
Universal Amphitheater - Los Angeles CA (USA) - 28th January
Bronco Bowl Auditorium - Dallas TX (USA) - 31st January
Theatre At Bayou Place - Houston TX (USA) - 1st February
WPB Auditorium - Palm Beach FL (USA) - 5th February
UCF Arena - Orlando FL (USA) - 6th February
Fox Theatre - Atlanta GA (USA) 8th February
Budokan - Nippon (Japan) - 18th February
Budokan - Nippon (Japan) - 19th February
Budokan - Nippon (Japan) - 20th February
HKCEC Hall 3 - Hong Kong (China) - 22nd February
Entertainment Center - Perth (Australia) - 26th Feburary
Entertainment Center - Adelaide (Australia) - 28th Feburary
Entertainment Center - Melbourne (Australia) - 1st March
Entertainment Center - Sydney (Australia) - 3rd March
Entertainment Center - Brisbane (Australia) - 6th March
Carter Holt Pavilion - Auckland (New Zealand) - 9th March
Queens Warf Event Center - Wellington (New Zealand) - 10th March
San Carlos Apoquindo Stadium - Santiago (Chile) - 14th March
Luna Park - Buenos Aires (Argentina) - 17th March
Luna Park - Buenos Aires (Argentina) - 18th March
Meropolitan - Rio De Janiero (Brazil) - 20th March
Polo De Arte E Cultura De Anhembi - Sao Paulo (Brazil) 21st March
Sports Palace - Mexico City (Mexico) - 24th March
Sports Palace - Mexico City (Mexico) - 25th March

1999

First Union Centre - Philadelphia (USA) - 3rd December
Allstate Arena - Rosemont IL (USA) 4th December
Cobo Arena Detroit MI - (USA) - 5th December
The Pond - Anaheim CA (USA) 11th December

2000

Yokohama Arena - Toyko (Japan) - 29th February
Rainbow Hall - Nagoya (Japan) - 1st March
Marine Mese - Fukuoka (Japan) - 3rd March
Yokohama Arena - Toyko (Japan) - 5th March
Yokohama Arena - Toyko (Japan) - 6th March
Yokohama Arena - Toyko (Japan) -7th March
Castle Hall - Osaka (Japan) - 9th March
World Hall - Osaka (Japan) - 11th March
World Hall - Osaka (Japan) - 12th March
Green Hall - Hiroshima (Japan) - 14th March
Army Hall - Sendai (Japan) - 16th March
Bataclan - Paris (france) - 21st March
Ancienne Belgique - Brussels (Belgium) - 23rd March
E-Werk - Koln (Germany) - 25th March
Paramount Theater - Seattle (USA) - 5th April
Schnitzer Auditorium - Portland OR (USA) - 6th April
Berkeley Community Theater - San Francisco CA (USA) - 8th April
Universal Amphitheater - Los Angeles CA (USA) - 9th April
Hard Rock Hotel - Las Vegas NV (USA) - 11th April
Auditorium Theater - Denver CO (USA) - 13th April
State Theater - Minneapolis MN (USA) - 15th April
Riverside Theater - Milwaukee WI (USA) - 16th April
Chicago Theater - Chicago IL (USA) -18th April
State Theater - Detroit MI (USA) - 19th April
EJ Thomas Hall - Akron OH (USA) - 21st April
Murat Center - Indianapolis IN (USA) - 22nd April
Palace Theater - Columbus OH (USA) - 24th April
Tower Theater - Philadelphia PA (USA) - 26th April
Orpheum Theatre - MA (USA) - 27th April
Maple Leaf Gardens - Toronto (Canada) - 29th April
Radio City Music Hall - New York NY (USA) - 1st May
Patriot Centre - VA (USA) - 3rd May
Music Midtown - Atlanta GA (USA) - 5th May
Sports Palace - Mexico City (Mexico) - 8th May
Praca Sony - Lisbon (Portugal) - 17th May
Plasa De Toros La Cubierta De Leganes - Leganes (Spain) 19th May

Noel leaves the band for the 2nd time.

without Noel:

Filaforum - Milan (Italy) - 30th May +here
Zurcher Saalsporthalle - Zurich (Switzerland) - 31st May
Wiener Stadthalle - Vienna (Austria) - 2nd June
Haus Auensee - Leipzig (Germany) - 3rd June
C.O.S "Torwar" - Warsaw (poland) - 5th June
Arena - Berlin (Germany) - 7th June
Rock Am Ring - Nuremburg (Germany) - 9th June
Pinkpop Festival - Landgraaf (Netherlands) - 10th June
Rock Im Park - Nurnburg (Germany) - 11th June
Hultsfred 2000 - Hultsfred (Sweden) - 15th June
Heineken Jammin Festival - Imola (Italy) - 18th June
Le Dome - Marseilles (france) - 19th June
Fete De La Musique - Paris (france) - 21st June
Sporthalle - Hamburg (Germany) 22nd June
Werchter Festival - Werchter (Belgium) - 30th June
Roskilde Festival - (Denmark) - 1st July
Ruisrock - Turku (Finland) - 2nd July
Palacio De La Comunidad - Barcelona (Spain) - 4th July
Quart 2000 Kristiansand (Norway) - 6th July
Lansdowne Road - Dublin - 8th July
Eurokeenes Festival - Belfort (France) - 9th July
Rockwave Festival - Athens (Greece) - 12th July
Reebok Stadium - Bolton - 15th July
Reebok Stadium - Bolton - 16th July
Wembley Stadium - London - 21st July
Wembley Stadium - London - 22nd July
Paleo Festival - Nyon (Switzerland) - 26th July
Murrayfield Stadium - Edinburgh - 29th July
Benicassim Festival - Benicassim (Spain) - 4th August
Sudoeste Festival - Odemira (Portugal) - 6th August
Sziget Festival - Budapest (Hungary) - 8th August
Skanderborg - Skanerborg (Denmark) - 12th August
Gijon Festival - Gijon (Spain) - 23rd August
Reading Festival - Reading - 25th August
Glasgow Green Festival - Glasgow - 26th August
Leeds Festival - Leeds - 28th August

2001

Rock In Rio - Rio (Brazil) - 14th January
Hot Festival - Buenos Aires (Argentina) - 18th January
Caracas Pop Festival - Caracas (Venezuela) - 21st January
Hard Rock Hotel - Las Vagas NV (USA) - 11th May
Barbara Bowl - Santa Barbara CA (USA) - 12th May
The Greek Theater - Los Angeles CA (USA) - 14th May
The Greek Theater - Los Angeles CA (USA) - 15th May
Fiddler's Green - Denver CO (USA) - 17th May
Xcal Energy Center -St Paul MN (USA) - 19th May
New World Music Theater - Chicago IL (USA) - 20th May
Molson Amphitheater - Toronto (Canada) - 22nd May
Riverbend Music Theater - Cincinnati OH (USA) - 24th May
Blossom Music Center - Cleveland OH (USA) - 25th May
SNET Oakdale Theater - Wallingford CT (USA) - 27th May
A.J. Palumbo Center - Pittsburgh PA (USA) - 29th May
Tweeter Center - Philadelphia PA (USA) - 30th May
Verizon Wireless Music - Indianapolis IN (USA) - 1st June
Pine Knob Music Theater - Detroit MI (USA) - 2nd June
Darien Center P.A.C. - Darien Center NY (USA) - 3rd June
Merriweather Post Pavilion - Baltimore MD (USA) - 5th June
Radio City Music Hall - New York NY (USA) -7th June
Radio City Music Hall - New York NY (USA) - 8th June
Radio City Music Hall - New York NY (USA) - 9th June
Tweeter Center - Boston MA (USA) - 11th June
Bercy - Paris (france) - 24th June
Rock Festival - Fuji (Japan) - 27th July
Bangkok - Bangkok (Thailand) - 31st July
Shepard's Bush Empire - London - 7th October
Shepard's Bush Empire - London - 8th October
Apollo Theatre - Manchester - 10th October
Apollo Theatre - Manchester - 11th October
Barrowlands - Glasgow - 13th October
Barrowlands - Glasgow - 14th October

2002

Watford Coliseum - Watford - 5th February
Royal Albert Hall - London - 6th February
Watford Coliseum - Watford - 8th February
Hard Rock Hotel - Las Vegas NV (USA) - 26th April
Coachella Valley Music & Arts Festival - Indio CA (USA) - 28th April (bootleg)
Piazza San Giovanni - Rome (Italy) - 1st May
Transbordeur - Lyon (france) - 17th June
Razzmatazz - Barcelona (Spain) - 19th June
Vox Club - Modena (Italy) - 21st June
Columbiahalle - Berlin (Germany) - 24th June (bootleg)
Circus - Stockholm (Sweden) - 26th June
Odyssey Arena - Belfast - 29th June
Odyssey Arena - Belfast - 30th June
Arena - Hull - 2nd July
Arena - Hull - 3rd July
Finsbury Park - London - 5th July
Finsbury Park - London - 6th July
Finsbury Park - London - 7th July
Telewest Arena - Newcastle - 10th July
Telewest Arena - Newcastle - 11th July
T In The Park Festival - Kincross - 13th July
Witnness Festival - Ireland - 14th July
Stadio Comunale - Vicenza (Italy) - 16th July (with bootleg)
Piazza Napoleone - Lucca (Italy) - 17th July (with bootleg)
Gurten Festival - Bern (Switzerland) - 19th July
Calvia Festival Isladencanta - Mallorca (Spain) - 21st July
Plaza De Toros La Glorieta - Salamanca (Spain) - 23rd July
Parque De Castrelos - Vigo (Spain) - 24th July
Foro Italico Centrale Del Tennis Stadium - Rome (Italy) - 26th July
Foro Italico Centrale Del Tennis Stadium - Rome (Italy) - 27th July
Pompano Beach Amphiteater - Ft. Lauderdale (USA) - 2nd August
Hard Rock Live - Orlando FL (USA) - 4th August
Tabernacle - Atlanta GA (USA) - 5th August
Murat Center - Indianapolis IN (USA) - 7th August
Tower Theater - Philadelphia PA (USA) - 9th August
Fleet Pavillion - Boston (USA) - 10th August
Roseland Ballroom - New York NY (USA) - 11th August
Beacon Theater - New York NY (USA) - 13th August
Beacon Theater - New York NY (USA) - 14th August
Molson Center - Montreal (Canada) - 16th August
Molson Amphitheater - Toronto (Canada) - 17th August
Chicago Theater - Chicago IL (USA) - 20th August
Fox Theater - Detroit MI (USA) - 21st August
Prehen Playing Fields - Derry - 7th September
Exhibition And Conference Centre - Aberdeen - 9th September
Exhibition And Conference Centre - Aberdeen - 10th September
Corn Exchange - Edinburgh - 12th September
Lancashire County Cricket Club - Manchester - 14th September
Lancashire County Cricket Club - Manchester - 15th September
Zenith - Paris (France) - 17th September
Yoyogi Taiikukan - Toyko (Japan) - 25th September
Yoyogi Taiikukan - Toyko (Japan) - 26th September
Yoyogi Taiikukan - Toyko (Japan) - 28th September
Yoyogi Taiikukan - Toyko (Japan) - 29th September
Kokusai Center - Fukuoka (Japan) - 1st October (bootleg)
Castle Hall - Osaka (Japan) - 2nd October
Castle Hall - Osaka (Japan) - 3rd October
Miyagi-Ken Taiikukan - Sendai (Japan) - 5th October
Sun Plaza - Hiroshima (Japan) - 7th October
Rainbow Hall - Nagoya (Japan) - 8th October
Enmore Theatre - Sydney (Australia) - 11th October
RNA Showgrounds - Brisbane (Australia) - 12th October
Royal Theatre - Canberra (Australia) - 14th October
Civic Theatre - Newcastle (Australia) - 15th October
The Forum - Melbourne (Australia) - 17th October
Melbourne Park - Melbourne (Australia) - 19th October
Moore Park - Sydney (Australia) - 20th October
The Forum - Melbourne (Australia) - 23rd October
Araneta Coliseum - Manila (Philippines) - 24th October
Indoor Stadium - Singapore (Singapore) - 26th October
Arena - Nottingham - 10th November
Arena - Nottingham - 11th November
Braehead Arena - Glasgow - 13th November
Braehead Arena - Glasgow - 14th November
Zenith - Lille (france) - 16th November
Le Liberte - Rennes (france) -17th November
Pabellon Wutzburg - Salamanca (Spain) - 19th November
Pabellon De La Casilla - Bilboa (Spain) - 20th November
Forum - Milan (Italy) - 22nd November
PBA Palas - Pesaro (Italy) - 23rd November
Hallenstadion Arena - Zurich (Switzerland) - 25th November
Messe B - Stuttgart (Germany) - 28th November
Jurhunderthalle - Frankfurt (Germany) - 29th November
Zenith - Munich (Germany) - 1st December
Color-Line Arena - 2nd December
Philipshalle - Dusseldorf (Germany) - 4th December
Pier 2 - Breman (Germany) - 5th December
CIA - Cardiff - 8th December
CIA - Cardiff - 9th December
Centre -Brighton - 11th December
Pavilions - Plymouth - 12th December
Arena - Sheffield - 14th December
Royal Court - Liverpool - 16th December
NIA - Birmingham - 18th December
NIA - Birmingham - 19th December

2003

The Point - Dublin (Ireland) - 5th March
The Point - Dublin (Ireland) - 6th March
Colorline Arena - Hamburg (Germany) - 8th March
Philipshalle - Dusseldorf (Germany) - 9th March
Zenith - Munich (Germany) - 11th March
Arena - Berlin (Germany) 12th March

2004

Poole Lighthouse - Dorset - 23rd June
Glastonbury Festival - Glastonbury - 25th June

2005

Astoria - London - 10th May
Alcatraz - Milan (Italy) - 12th May
Usher Hall - Edinburgh - 15th May
Clapham Grand - London - 22nd May
Olympia - Paris (france) - 23rd May
Coronet - London - 25th May
Carling Appolo Hammersmith - London - 26th May
Aqualung - Madrid (Spain) - 1st June
Ancienne Belgique - Brussels (Belgium) -4th June
Columbiahalle - Berlin (Germany) 6th June
Hurricane Festival (Germany) 10th June
Southside Festival (Germany) 11th June
Heineken Jammin Festival - Imola (Italy) - 12th June
The Molson Amphitheatre (Canada) 17th June
Meadow Brook Amphitheatre Detroit (USA) 18th June
UIC Pavilion Chicago (USA) 20th June
Madison Square Gardens NY (USA) 22nd June
Tweeter Center Boston (USA) 24th June
Festival Pier Penns Landing Philadelphia (USA) 25th June
Hampden Park - Glasgow - 29th June
City Of Manchester Stadium - Manchester - 30th June
City Of Manchester Stadium - Manchester - 2nd July
City Of Manchester Stadium - Manchester - 3rd July
Rose Bowl Stadium - Southampton - 6th July
National Bowl - Milton Keynes - 9th July
National Bowl - Milton Keynes - 10th July
Newcastle Metro Arena - Newcastle - 12th July
Newcastle Metro Arena - Newcastle 13th July
Marlay Park - Dublin (Ireland) - 16th July
Sudoete Festival - Odemira (Portugal) - 5th August
FIB Heineken Festival - Benicassim (Spain) - 7th August
Summer Sonic Eve Show - Nagoya (Japan) - 11th August
Summer Sonic Festival - Osaka (Japan) - 13th August
Summer Sonic Festival - Toyko (Japan) - 14th August
Frequency Festival - Saltzburg (Austria) - 18th August
Hylands Park - V Festival - 20th August
Weston Park - V Festival - 21st August
General Motors Place - Vancouver (Canada) -8th September
Everett Event Center - Seattle (USA) - 9th September
Shoreline Amphitheatre - San Francisco (USA) - 11th September
Hollywood Bowl - Los Angeles (USA) - 12th September
Coors Amphitheatre - San Diego (USA) - 14th September
House Of Blues - Las Vegas (USA) - 15th September
Glen Helen Pavilion - Los Angeles (USA) 17th September
Dodge Theater - Phoenix (USA) - 18th September
Red Rock Park Amphitheatre - Denver (USA) - 20th September
Smirnoff Music Center - Dallas (USA) - 22nd September
Austin City Limits - Texas - (USA) - 24th September
HIFI Buys Amphitheatre - Atlanta (USA) - 27th September
Merriweather Post Pavilion - Baltimore (USA) - 29th September
Blossom Music Center - Cleveland (USA) - 30th September
Staten Island - New York (USA) - 2nd October
House Of Blues Club - Atlantic City (USA) - 3rd October
Alsterdorfer Sporthalle - Hamburg (Germany) - 20th October
Valbyhallen - Copenhagen (Denmark) - 21st October
Rouen Zenith - Rouen (france) - 23rd October
Forest National - Brussels (Belgium) - 24th October
The Zenith - Paris (france) - 26th October
Jahrhunderhalle - Frankfurt (Germany) - 27th October
Tresivo Palaverde - Treviso (Italy) - 29th October
Milano Forum - Milan (Italy) - 30th October
Phillipshalle - Dusseldorf (Germany) - 1st November
Heineken Music Hall - Amsterdam (Netherlands) - 2nd November
Pavello De La Vall D'Hebron - Barcelona (Spain) - 4th November
Palacio De Deportes De La Comunidad - Madrid (Spain) - 5th November
Osaka Catle Hall - Osaka (Japan) - 17th November
Yogogi Tallkukan - Toyko (Japan) - 18th November
Yoyogi Tallkukan -Tokyo (Japan) - 20th November
Yoyogi Tallkukan - Tokyo (Japan) - 21st November
Entertainment Centre - Brisbane (Australia) - 26th November
Hordern Pavilion - Sydney (Australia) - 28th November
Hordern Pavilion - Sydney (Australia) - 29th November
Festival Hall - Melbourne (Australia) - 1st December
Festival Hall - Melbourne (Australia) - 2nd December
Rock It Festival - Perth (Australia) - 4th December
Millenium Stadium - Cardiff - 10th December
AECC - Aberdeen - 12th December
SECC - Glasgow - 14th December
SECC - Glasgow - 15th December
Odyssey Arena - Belfast (Northern Ireland) - 18th December
Odyssey Arena - Belfast (Northern Ireland) - 19th December
The Point - Dublin (Ireland) - 21st December
The Point - Dublin (Ireland) - 22nd December

2006

Spektrum - Oslo (Norway) - 25th January
Hovet - Stockholm (Sweden) - 26th January
Zenith - Lille (france) - 29th January
Summum - Grenoble (france) 30th January
Gasometer - Vienna (Austria) - 1st February
Eulachhallen AG Winterthur - Winterhur (Switzerland) - 2nd February
Zenith - Toulouse (france) - 4th February
Mandela Forum - Florence (Italy) - 6th February +a slideshow here
Palalottomatica - Rome (Italy) - 7th February
Sheffield Hallam FM Arena - Sheffield - 9th February
Sheffield Hallam FM Arena - Sheffield - 10th February
Nottingham Arena - Nottingham - 13th February
Nottingham Arena - Nottingham - 14th February
100 Rock Festival - Bangkok (Thailand) - 18th February
Lakeside - Bangkok (Thailand) - 19th February
Olympic Hall - Seoul (South Korea) - 21st February
Indoor Stadium - Singapore (Singapore) - 23rd February
Asiaworld Arena - Hong Kong (China) - 25th February
Hot Festival - Buenos Aires (Argentina) - 10th March
Velodrome - Santiago (Chile) - 12th March
Credicard Hall - Sao Paulo (Brazil) - 15th March
Air Canada Centre - Toronto (Cananda) - 20th March
Riverside Theatre - Milwaukee (USA) - 22nd March
Murat Theater - Indianapolis (USA) - 23rd March
Taft Theatre - Cincinnati (USA) - 25th March
Ryman Auditorium - Nashville (USA) - 26th March
Verizon Wireless Theatre - Houston (USA) - 28th March
Sports Palace - Mexico City (Mexico) - 31st March
KOKO - London (UK) - 2nd November
Danforth Music Hall - Toronto (Canada) - 7th November
Wadsworth Theater - Los Angeles (USA) - 9th November
Union Chapel - Islington - 26th November
Le Cabaret Sauvage - Paris (france) - 28th November
Blue Note - Milan (Italy) - 29th November
The Forum - Melbourne (Australia) - 10th December
The Chapel - Melbourne (Australia) - 11th December
Tivoli - Brisbane (Australia) - 12th December
Enmore Theatre - Newton (Australia) - 14th November
Perth Concert Hall - Perth (Australia) - 16th November

(around this period: they are Noel+Gem acoustic gigs)

2007

BRITS - London - 14th February
Club B1 - Moscow (Russia) - 23rd March
Royal Albert Hall - London - 26th March
Royal Albert Hall - London - 27th March
M.E.N Arena - Manchester - 30th March

2008

WaMu Theater - Seattle (USA) - 26th August
GM Place - Vancouver (Canada) - 27th August
Rexall Palace - Edmunton (Canada) - 29th August
Pengrowth Saddledome - Calgary (Canada) - 30th August
MTS Centre - Winnipeg (Canada) - 1st September
Scotiabank Place - Ottawa (Canada) - 4th September
Bell Center - Quebec (Canada) - 5th Septmber
Toronto Island Park - Toronto (Canada) - 7th September
Liverpool Echo Arena - Liverpool - 7th October
Liverpool Echo Arena - Liverpool - 8th October
Sheffield Arena - Sheffield - 10th October
Sheffield Arena - Sheffield - 11th October
Birmingham NIA - Birmingham - 13th October
Birmingham NIA - Birmingham - 14th October
Wembley Arena - London - 16th October
Wembley Arena - London - 17th October
Bournemouth BIC - Bournemouth - 20th October
Bournemouth BIC - Bournemouth - 21st October
Cardiff International Arena - Cardiff - 23rd October
Cardiff International Arena - Cardiff - 24th October
The Roundhouse - London - 26th October
Belfast Odyssey Arena - Belfast - 29th October
Belfast Odyssey Arena - Belfast - 30th October
Aberdeen Exhibition Centre - Aberdeen - 1st November
Aberdeen Exhibition Centre - Aberdeen - 2nd November
Glasgow SECC - Glasgow - 4th November
Glasgow SECC - Glasgow - 5th November
Gloria Theatre - Cologne (Germany) - 7th November
Falkoner Teatret - Copenhagen (Denmark) - 8th November (bootleg)
Bataclan - Paris (france) - 10th November
Sports Palace - Mexico City (Mexico) - 26th November
VFG Arena - Guadalajara (Mexico) - 28th November
Arena - Monterrey (Mexico) - 29th November
Oracle Arena - Oakland (USA) - 3rd December
Staples Center - Los Angeles (USA) - 4th December
The Pearl - Las Vegas (USA) - 6th December
Broomfield Events Center - Denver (USA) - 8th December
Target Center - Minneapolis (USA) - 10th December
Allstate Arena - Chicago - 12th December
Palace Of Auburn Hills - Detroit (USA) 13th December
The John Labatt Centre - London (Canada) - 15th December
Madison Square Gardens - New York (USA) - 17th December
Susquehanna Center - Camden (USA) - 19th December
GMU Patriot Center - Washington (USA) - 20th December

2009

Zenith - Nantes (france) - 12th January
Forest National - Brussels (Belgium) - 13th January
Messehalle - Dresden (Germany) - 15th January
Sporthalle - Hamburg (Germany) - 16th January
Arena - Berlin (Germany) - 18th January
Heineken Music Hall - Amsterdam (Netherlands) - 21st January
Heineken Music Hall - Amsterdam (Netherlands) - 22nd January
Forum - Copenhagen (Denmark) - 24th January
Scandinavium - Gothenburg (Sweden) - 25th January
Spektrum - Oslo (Norway) - 27th January
Globe - Stockholm (Sweden) - 28th January
Zenith - Lille (france) - 30th January
Medoquine - Bordeaux (france) - 31st January
Mediolanumforum (Datchforum) - Milan (Italy) - 2nd February
Philipshalle - Dusseldorf (Germany) - 4th February
Palacio de Deportes de La Comunidad - Madrid (Spain) - 12th February
Pavello Olimpic de Badalona - Barcelona (Spain) - 13th February
Atlantico Pavillion - Lisbon (Portugal) - 15th February
Zenith - Toulouse (france) - 17th February
Le Dome - Marseille (france) - 18th February
Palalottomatica - Rome (Italy) - 20th February
Palaverde - Treviso (Italy) - 21st February
Palaonda - Bolzano (Italy) - 23rd February
Mandela Forum - Florence (Italy) - 24th February
Stadthalle - Vienna (Austria) - 26th February
Zenith - Munich (Germany) - 27th February
Hallenstadion Arena - Zurich (Switzerland) - 1st March
Bercy - Paris (france) - 3rd March
Makuhari Messe - Tokyo (Japan) - 20th March
Makomanai Ice Arena - Sapporo (Japan) - 22nd March
Intex - Osaka (Japan) - 24th March
Intex - Osaka (Japan) - 25th March
Makuhari Messe - Toyko (Japan) - 28th March (Noel's diary)
Makuhari Messe - Toyko (Japan) - 29th March (with bootleg)
Olympic Gym # 1 - Seoul (South Korea) - 1st April
Exhibition Hall 4F, Taiwan World Trade Centre Nangang - Taipei City (Taiwan) - 3rd April
Singapore Indoor Stadium - Singapore - 5th April
AsiaWorld Arena - Hong Kong (China) - 7th April
Newmarket Racecourse - Johannesburg (South Africa) - 10th April
Cape Town Ostrich Farm - Cape Town (South Africa) - 13th April
USB Campo de Futbol - Caracas (Venezuela) - 28th April
Estadio Nacional - Lima (Peru) - 30th April
River Plate Stadium - Buenos Aires (Argentina) - 3rd May
Movistar Arena - Santiago (Chile) - 5th May
Citibank Hall - Rio de Janeiro (Brazil) - 7th May (Brazilian tour)
São Paulo Arena Anhembi - São Paulo (Brazil) - 9th May
Curitiba Pedreira Paulo Leminski - Curitiba (Brazil) - 10th May
Porto Alegre Gigantinho - Porto Alegre (Brazil) - 12th May
Heaton Park - Manchester - 6th June
Heaton Park - Manchester - 7th June
Stadium Of Light - Sunderland - 10th June
Millennium Stadium - Cardiff - 12th June
Théâtre Antique de Vienne - Vienne (france) - 14th June
Murrayfield - Edinburgh - 17th June
Slane Castle - County Meath (Ireland) - 20th June
Rock Werchter - (Belgium) - 2nd July
Ricoh Arena - Coventry - 7th July
Eden Project - Bodelva- 14th July
Melt Festival - Gräfenhainichen (near Dessau) (Germany) - 19th July
Fuji Rock Festival Naeba Ski Resort - Naeba (Japan) - 24th July
Bridlington Spa - 20th August
V Festival - Chelmsford - 23rd August - ERASED
Rock en Seine - Paris (france) - 28th August ERASED - Oasis split (Noel leaves the band for the 3rd time)

The end of Oasis

the Gospel according to Saint Mark ^_^ - Marco's daily broadsides ahahaha

Marco's Big Mouth (and long tongue, my friends call me Salamander ^_^). I really have it, and my dentist thinks I'm a lion. An English lion. A Venice Saint Marco lion. Here are October (and November) Marco's angry quotes, better than Oscar Wilde ^_^. Oasis style. So sincere. You hate or you love Marco. More likely: you hate him ahaha

"immigrant peasants from the countryside still add on "Facebook" their photos in what they call "clubs" to show everybody their idiot drunk faces, communists not caring about privacy... provincial buggers. People from the city are vips, don't even take photos, it's normal, and kick paparazzi asses. The french call them "parvenu"... It means they do the things of citizens, but still have no proper manners."

"I wonder what's the point in adding fake profiles... girls add yourself a brain please... then they say "I liked the profile pic" ... you seem bugger men adding thousands plastic bitches hoping to fuck one".

"Michael Jackson movie was a big flop, nobody has gone to see it. People understood that he was just a paedophile environmentalist... above all: mental."

"All you put on Facebook is nothing precious at all, cos it's public, you know what I mean. I'm removing deleting erasing useless people... cos I still have to put too precious stuff, not for the public. So help me and it will be faster: remove yourself, I just don't care."

"Smashing Liam Gallagher's big mouth is the only good job mafia did."

"Liam wants to form a new band, he said maybe it could be a shit... here's the difference between Noel and him, Noel would have never said that, cos he never makes a shit."

"Facebook is the biggest loss of time in human history. Almost all the people are into games and bullshit, not even answering to messages or events, afraid of everything, afraid even to speak cos they feel to be a Princess while they are a rubbishit, so one then looks only at the usual women looking for some men to take money from, very typical of women, everybody asking all about you, read my profile you dumbass."

"Andare con le mignotte è di destra. Coi trans è di sinistra. Ma coi trans "si può fare", perchè sono dei poveri diversi. Privacy privacy! Meglio le mignotte, anche perchè è difficile non trovarne."

"Close friends using Facebook 1 time a month, they'd better use gay Twitter with the lil blue bird whistling. Liam uses that."

"french professors are cunts. Anyway Liam is a cunt too, he copied those scarves from Milan, as all the rest. He seems a Chinese nazicommunist fucker."

"(Stairway to Heaven) There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold and she votes Obama."

"Obama on November 27th will give a speech about aliens and he'll say that "we are not alone in the universe", he's an alien and will destroy us all. He already started. Killing us softly. This is the Big Change. What did you expect, free beer and arses flying."

"Inter Milan is a gay team... strong with weak ones and weak with strong ones."


"Giulietta è una zoccola, Juliet is a clog, that is a bitch, everybody knows... that story is a fake, a fake fuck."

"To all those "in a complicated relationship": leave your partners, life is already complicated enough."


"The reason why Marco is so happy with no reason is that he doesn't fucking care about anyone. Too much time in my life spent caring about other people, not even able to thank. It's beautiful to become aware that loneliness worths a lot. Unfortunately you're never alone."

"Facebook, being an American idiot, has the Obama flu: change change change. Yes, change your brain. Whatever they do, it's rubbishit. KEEP !!!"

"There are too many girls around who think they're beautiful so they do the precious ones... we have to find someone who doesn't care about anyone and tell them they suck, but where can we find him? Ah Marco! ... Girls you suck."

"Who the fuck cares of who becoming friends of who and fuck off to Facebook and all its changes."

"Marco administrates 58 groups, one more interesting than the other one, the biggest has 5.000 members, he's got hundreds sites and webs, so he's fucking cool. Am I happy with that? NO I'M NOT!!! I WANT MOOORE!!! The newspaper said he's a benefactor of humanity. Good evening planet Earth." (similar to Noel words)

"Why don't they call it Gamebook, cos I see it's the main activity around, innit. They surely had a difficult childhood with no games, we see the results nowadays, ye know what I mean. Get a fucking interest in yer life."

"Erasing people.... When people play facebook games instead of answering to the message you take the time to write them, this is the proof of the existence of idiocy in the world."

"Will the super rich Inter or Zürich win in Spain against the super rich Real or Barça? Shut the fuck up, you can only receive charity from Milan... I'm DELIGHTED as a fucked cow... GUIDO GODE COME UNA VACCA."

"The most ridiculous thing is that people feel a hidden happiness when other people comment their status and things (symptom of an empty life), while I'm happy if they think about their own fucking business."

"Real Madrid-Milan. Tonight it's hard. Come what may, we're Milan though and you all suck."

"Come on people, you're not playing enough idiot games tonight and posting pathetic links, go on please I miss them, how can I be angry without your bullshit."

"Marco e la solita intelligenza femminile di scongelare il frigo senza mettere stracci nè secchi sotto... casa allagata e mangiare inzuppato (ovviamente lasciato sotto la lastra di ghiaccio)."

"Jimmy of "Look back in anger" (theatre) is like me. A kind of challenge to women. But the woman who can face the challenge was not born yet. Women always say they are the stronger sex, but in reality they're terribly weak and afraid of everything. They're even afraid of contacts on "Facebook", where you can see all of a person. Afraid cos in the world there are bad people so we all pay for this. As a result I'm always angry, at least sometimes I wake up some of them."


"They're changing all Facebook again pffffffffff... and why I can't put a network... I want Italy, I want England network, I want Milan network, I want Falkland islands, I want Fucking islands."

"I accept only bad girls."

"Marco is a different breed yeah man, he's outta ya league, he's 10 outta 10 alright, get outta his way yeah man."

"Some people should throw themselves down a cliff cos they're useless. Take inspiration from Quadrophenia but throw yourself."

"Zanella-Gallagher life's not stable since Oasis split."

"Jewel fingertips are like mine because of guitar. Jenson Button had to use the hands of another person for a tv advertisement cos he's got feminine hands. Think about how are boys hands after looking so much at your photos on "Facebook" (handbook?)"

"Australians should be sleeping now... as usual."

"I don't listen to depressing bands and my life is happy. Simple. Besides, Muse copied Radiohead and Coldplay, they are the bad copy of rubbish. Another boy band for idiot girls who don't know anything about music, in the 90s they still had their nappies changed, now screaming "uh how beautiful is the singer!!!"... if he is, my name is Brad Pitt."

"I will never go with "second-hand" girls, so 99,99% of girls."

"I just think the contrary of Oscar Wilde: I like men with a past and women with a future."

"I repeat for the "stupid girl": I'll never go with "second-hand" girls even if it's Claudia Schiffer or Angelina Jolie. 99,99% of girls are even 3rd, 4th, 20th, etc hand, and they even suck, so stay away from me. Buggers and wankers even use "Facebook" to put their personal "best photos". No need to put any. And I don't see any best around. And of course I don't put the best in this shitty Fakefook."

"Stop playing Fakefook idiot games, stop bla bla bla, stop uploading photos of your idiot face, get a fucking life."

"You're gonna get the sack... I don't fucking care about you, you, you, you, yes you too."

"99% of you are useful as an ass without a hole. You, you, you, you, yes you too."

"Please somebody stop this man (Liam), he continuosly comes to Milan. He fools around gays but now he dyes his hair and uses make-up as they do, so Noel fools him around."

"I like girls with glasses cos it's rare to find a girl who at least looks intelligent."

"People write me mails as though I was a guru...in fact Me am."

"I think foreign girls should live their fucking bugger lives at home among the penguins, not coming here for complaining. If we look by them, places "in the arses of wolves", there is just one thing to do: a big fire to burn everything. Signora finlandese, torni tra i muschi, i licheni e le renne (Prosperini). Maybe at home u find Santa Claus with reindeers, so stay there."

"All the people think about adding people on "facebook", while the point is removing them, until a few ones will be left, maybe only 1, wonder who will be, cos I'll do it soon or later, I already started months ago."

"Removing all the bitches from my contacts, wonder whether 1 girl will be left... usually those bitches are useless: they don't fuck, they're simply fake."

"After so much vomiting against men, of course on Facebook and not in reality in front of people faces, you coward rabbits, here is the group "The woman owns a brain" (from the book "Wonderful tales"...)"

"People use Facebook to "conquer" someone with their photos, while to me it's ridiculous and I don't fuckin' care. Don't appear, just do and be."

"I think that people who have contacts abroad should learn some English and write in English, not in their fucking weird tongues, cos if I start speaking the language without which yours would have not even existed, you don't understand 1 thing as usual."

"Many people even think they could know someone looking at their photos on "Facebook"... call it superFicialbook."

"I can speak 4 almost 5 languages as Mourinho, so I'm Quadrophenia and you all suck."

"Obama the Saviour of the Universe, Nobel for peace?! Another confirmation of what I think about Norwegians... a bunch of idiots."

"Right, listen this is serious: there's a crack in Marco heart barrier cos it's busted, and you can't fix it, and we can't do the gig. There you go. Everybody 2 or 3 steps back from me. You are gonna get the sack, then you, you, you, you........ yeah then you too. You're all gonna get the sack. See if you can make it till the end..." (similar to Noel in Manchester)

"Discarding friends as autumn leaves... just 1 thing to say and no need to say anything more: pffffffffffffffffff....... disgusted. Considering to close Fakefook."

"Who knows you, already knows you and doesn't need facebook."

"Who doesn't join this group, is weak as an empty bottle. So don't join, it's normal ..almost the whole world is empty."

"Sind sie bereit? Ich bin müde! Ihr Leute von Facebook seid alle schwach wie eine Flasche leer!! Alle Strunzen! Ich bin zwei Jahre hier gespielt, spiele keine Spiel, bin immer verletzt. Was erlauben Strunzen! Ihr seid immer qua qua qua qua qua, pla pla pla pla, chu chu chu chu chu, pla cha pla pla pla.. Was verstehen de training? Ich habe fertig." (similar to Trapattoni speeches)

"Obama makes the same face in every photo. I wonder if he's alive or embalmed. My poor grandmother always said: do not trust people who laugh only in 1 way. Well here he's smiling, but not very different..."
"I think I'm becoming Forrest Gump and speaking by myself... mad fer it... fuckin' genius as Noel. As the newspaper said: Marco you're a benefactor of humanity."

"Women are terribly attracted by illiterate ignorant men. E.g. bricklayers or Di Caprio, that is the same."

"Esti Ginzburg is a woman and does her duty. Bar Refaeli is a recommended, skived from military service and could not marry anyone but an idiot as Di Caprio."

"There are some people who are funny as a finger up the ass. Besides, they're useful as an ass without a hole. Conclusion: beat the shit out of them."

"I believe more in God than in human bullshit. They don't believe in God but believe in radical chic cinema. My faith's unshakeable. God is punishing them all. I would rather live my life as if there’s a God and die to find out there isn’t, than live my life as if there isn’t and die to find out there is."

"Not all the cities have a golden statue of Our Lady protecting the city from above... that's why we are the best."

"These were good gigs cos we were on the front row: that one in Lucca was a struggle: also during the night with 2 English girls in my bed."

"Stop posting pathetic bullshit, thanx. You make the people sick and wanting to do the contrary. You're not forced to post summat or comment. Just shut up."

"I think that every REAL Oasis fan should put "widowed" as relationship status. Don't tell me you're engaged: bullshit. Stay free, you gotta have fun so come on."

"The toilet is the best place to perform a gig, cos while I sit down there on the toilet bowl I can think about a lot of shit people."

"Girls please stop offering material to wankers for masturbating. I don't even look at your photos. Do summat useful for humanity: give yourself. Cos you sound like a perfume shop assistant."


NOVEMBER-DECEMBER

"Why should I go to London for 1 night on Saturday for Liam, who I hate, and not tonight for Noel, who I love? You love what you hate."


"I wonder how one could be beaten by Liam, he's a stuffed shirt, during the fights look how awkward he is... as when he plays guitar... even an old lady would kick his ass... in fact Noel always did."

"Dye on his hair and make-up... The women like experienced guys, even with grey hair, so he wants gays to like him. The more you're into a thousand women and clothes, the more you become a fag. Fact."


"Today I got another Pretty Green shirt, a red one, for a girl... charity for Liam... Pretty Green is gonna fail... I did it only for her and cos they gave me a hat and there's free shipping... come on I love you Liam. The truth is that I wanna go to London to kick him."


"As Hello said: I got a feeling you still owe me... Having seen the prices, Liam should offer free clothes or at least a discount for Milan fans who prepared all for months for the last final show, and then no gig."


"Next weekend the sexiest girl comes to visit me. The sexiest girls are not on Facebook, Facebook is for we buggers."


"I'm super happy cos the sun is always shining and I have people travelling thousands kilometres to visit me, and I think this is the best way to feel loved, innit."

"No wonder Oasis talk shit of shitty Australians. Aussie...Ausshit. I wonder how does it feel to have the flag of another country in yours. All the Australians I've known in my life, they were all idiots, and I should always erase them. Electricity didn't arrive in Australia yet, to give them the right news and education."

"How could one lose against a rich team full of idiots as "Cretino" Ronaldo. The super rich are gonna make a shit. Again. To be the best one you don't have to change all "Obama style", buying the best ones and being in debt with all the banks, but keeping the best we already are."


"This spaghetti dish I cooked now, is called LIFE. Get a life. All you eat is shit. Eating shit, you don't live."

"Fucking hell, what an asshole is Liam. No sense of fashion at all, they seemed tramps... if the Stone Roses were the best dressed, my name is Giorgio Armani."


"The people are without a character. I have too much, I'll lend you some for Christmas."


"Luxuria: "il coraggio è donna"... muahauahauha donne rappresentate da un trans, guardate quanto coraggio avete... Luxuria nuovo inaspettato idolo. Ci vuole un uomo per fare una donna. [ Women with no courage. It takes a man to make a woman. ]"


"All those with more than 400 friends should get a life. You're not Obama, full of fantasy friends."


"Berlin wall, 1989-2009, 20 years. Today's Italian Army day, maximum respect for all the soldiers. Sometimes I find communist girls from East Europe and I think there's nothing more stupid and ignorant, probably their grandparents or parents didn't tell them anything about that... If they're still alive. In those countries, communism is even forbidden, it should be so also in Italy but our communists are a bunch of idiots."


"Fucking tired of seeing people playing idiot games, gimme a reason and I erase you, I don't care. NOBODY ever seems to remember LIFE is a game we play."

"Hey you bitches, with all the money you get from your fucks, pay yourself an English course so you stop writing in your shitty weird useless tongues."


"Wondering whether Adsl already arrived in other countries... I'm not at computer 24 hours per day, if you write me and even moan about me not answering, you're an asshole... go chatting with some wanker, you daft prick."


"Some girls think they're beautiful and even intelligent, but they confused the b they are, not beautiful but bitches, it's quite different.

And those who got offended, they are that type of girls."


"All the women are interested in plastic idiots and money, you make me vomit. All of you, you, you you, yea you too. And you call yourself a woman. That's exactly what you are: a woman. I can see now why some become gays. Women suck."


"Models suck. Have u ever seen nude a model, right: too thin. And without make-up in the morning they're awful. And of course, being women, interested in money and idiots. Models suck."


"All complicated bitches going with old rich ignorant men... that's the world nowadays. It's because of the "crisis"... In my next life I wanna be a woman so I'll have an easy cunning life."


"I see many profiles around with pornographic photos but Facebook erases normal profiles as mine (10 times), Facebook is an American wanker masturbating on your photos.

Obama is controlling the web so that's why I've been erased so many times. More than Democratic party it's Tyrannic party."


"Some even think that the more you have friends on "Facebook", the more you're popular. It's the contrary, the LESS you have, the more you care about privacy, that's why I should erase almost all. Uuuuuh how good you have 5,000 internet people wanking on your photos."


"People you should use condoms not fer yer dick but on yer head, cos it's more dangerous what you do with that, innit. All of you, you you you, yea especially you. And of course cos you're a bunch of dickheads, ça va sans dire."


"I always wondered how some people can meet Facebook people they don't know. Maybe putting all their photos so it looks like "reality"? To me it's quite weird, because they're interested in fucking photos, but above all I see people are all scared of everything so I think it's impossible to meet them. There was a model @ Miss Italia, proud of saying in front of millions of people that she knew her boyfriend on a chat (!). You bitch ahaha, I would have rather hidden down the ground, I'm too old-minded for this. All summed up, what's Facebook for? Proabably for playing idiot games, Gamebook Superficialbook Fakefook, the place where you don't fook but you fake."

"I was thinking that so far in my life I haven't found even 1 person I wouldn't call an idiot, even relatives or best friends, so imagine the rest."


"V for vendetta... vengeance...
people who don't answer to the message you take the time to write them (but they play idiot games), and/or those who remove you from friends without saying anything, SHOULD LEARN EDUCATION, good manners, and to give a lesson to those behaving that way, I saved all their photos, and I'll put them on escort bitch sites."

"The previous use of Facebook was to find the old school mates, that is people who you don't fucking care: "thanks" to fucking Facebook I realized that the 2 most beautiful girls when I was a child, they became quite ugly. A girl growing old, will always become ugly. An old boy is good, an old girl is always shit. Fuck off the time passing and as usual fuck off Facebook."


"A french girl told me french people don't speak English cos it's too easy. Right, so easy that they can't even speak it. She told me she doesn't read my book against french people cos she doesn't read shit. Right, it's shit cos it's about french people."


"All the people think I'm very bad, because of what I always write. Of course I'm very good. You'd better be careful of people who seem good, cos they're very bad."

"I always wondered why East Europe girls are so beautiful but East Europe boys have so idiot faces. Maybe cos it's cold so they drink much.

Probably some communist roots. Maybe that's why those girls all come here soon or later. Not only speaking a dodgy English (if they speak some), now I found out they don't know Oasis ahaha get a life."


"Erasing all the people disturbing on Facebook. Someone should start minding his own things, and the rest of the world following his example. Of course it could be me cos I don't fucking care about anyone."


"I think people who use Facebook too much, they are too relaxed and get used to stay on it and often confuse reality with Fb. I leave it open all day, but when I use it I'm fucking angry cos I see the bullshit it is."

"You can't imagine how many bitches and wankers are on the internet nowadays. And all the biggest bitches go with "the son of.." this or that vip... just a case! (of course saying to newspapers that they would marry a poor one, so they're "politically correct"). Maybe it's because they like sons of bitches.

Oh how poor is that poor one, let's say on the newspapaper that we would marry him so he's happy and we do some charity... BUT, we fuck with the rich one. Until the next one. Rich, of course. Pathetic communist hypocrites."


"Wondering how modern people can be a bunch of so unlucky buggers to put all their useless personal photos on the internet. We're all bitches, who more, who less. Who whore, who mess."

"There are some people speaking bad of Milan: they are jealous models who are not beautiful enough for Milan.
More than speaking bad, they should think about they have gone bad.

We want the "virgin" models, you are old.

To compensate now they use "Photoshop", thinking that we are stupid as they are."


"After using Facebook the people become paranoid, if they're not already. They block people as cowards, for stupid reasons, and in this way the accounts are erased, losing a lot of things, for such stupid people."


"models are a bunch of moaning bitches who complain about everything and think to be beautiful so they want everthying for them as the Princess on the Pea, but: have you ever slept with a model? Right, you surely noticed how thin they are, too much thin, so much to become ugly. You feel as though you have just bones beside you. So we have to moan about them. Normal girls are MUCH better."

"I still can't get why the "all the same" people put (many) photos of themselves on internet... but I've got some clues..... Boys are wankers trying to find some girls, as girls are bitches."


"Information: in summer it's warm, in winter it's cold. The thoughts you convey, if you haven't got a superficial soul, depend on the changing of the seasons. If you moan about that, keep on being an immigrant and go away.

Those who can't get the emotion of winter, of snow as children, of being at home with the family, but want "always summer", they don't understand anything."


"It's Funny to see how people add on Facebook Fucking Fthousands Fantasy Friends, attending Fake Fashionable events, writing what they're doing, playing idiot games, wasting time commenting on personal stuff they put on internet, all Fthings I don't Fucking care. Facebook is the worst invention in modern times, erasing people profiles and keeping violence, pornography, etc. In a few words: a social society of a bunch of idiots."


"Funny how the people are worried of keeping contacts at Christmas, while during the year they're a bunch of assholes. It says a lot about their brain. Surely it's because they want to receive gifts. When I receive a message on the phone: merry Xmas. Me: merry Xoff."


"I can't still get the use of many personal photos on internet. I would understand in case of bitch. They tell me it's "for fun". I'm sorry for their sad life. Or maybe they use Facebook as a wedding agency, as Russian prostitutes coming to steal in England in the movie Birthday girl... They steal anyway, as their only interest is money."

"It's cool to look at people around the world on Facebook. The french are obsessed with love, I think they're sick. They're not natural, they're totally false, actors, and they want to be adored, quite ridiculous. I tell you, I hate them. The Polish think everybody in the world speaks Polish. Inform them: nobody speaks Polish outside Poland. The french are similar in this as well."

"The people will criticize you, when you quarrel with someone, even when you don't, they'll make you take the blame, but it's their problem, not being able of keeping contacts."

"I'm always angry cos I'm well-informed about the world and I know well how the people are. ...

As Oscar Wilde said: The thoroughly well-informed man, that is the modern ideal. And the mind of the thoroughly well-informed man is a dreadful thing".


"Just stop wishing happy new year, you make me sick. New year, 1 year older, new decade, 10 years older, you're closer to be an old bitch. Well everybody knows you already are. Otherwise you wouldn't put your ass on "Facebook".

"Don't you think it's just pathetic when some girl puts summat on Facebook and after only some seconds there are so many wankers commenting, liking, etc. it seems they live for Fakefook... eiaculatio precocis, innit."


"Fakefook functionality is directly proportional to the shit the most of people are on it."


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Beady Eye gigography and next tour dates

2000

30 May - Forum, Milan, Italy (the first "Noeless" gig since 1991 when he didn't join Oasis yet)

summer tour without Noel

2003

16 November - Andy Bell unplugged - Debaser, Stockholm, Sweden (bootleg)

2011


3rd & 4th March - Barrowland, Glasgow, Scotland +here and here + bootleg
6th & 7th March - O2 Apollo, Manchester +bootleg 1 +bootleg 2
9th & 10th March - Troxy, London +bootleg 1
13 March - Casino de Paris, Paris, france
14 March - E-Werk, Koln, Germany
16 March - Alcatraz, Milan, Italy +dvd bootleg
18 March - La Riviera, Madrid, Spain +bootleg
19 March - Bikini, Toulouse, france
21 March - Paradiso, Amsterdam, Holland (bootleg)
22 March - Ancienne Belgique, Brussels, Belgium (bootleg)
14 & 15 April - The Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland here a bootleg image
17 April - Ulster Hall, Belfast, Northern Ireland
20 April - O2 Academy, Newcastle (a photo here)
23 April - Centre, Newport (photo and bootleg)
30 May - Grosse Freiheit 36, Hamburg, Germany
+a photo here + win tickets here
8 June - Saschall, Firenze, Italy +my story here +bootleg here +win tickets here
11th June - Papillons de Nuit Festival, Saint Lo, france
12 June - Isle of Wight festival +story here and here +interview here +videos here +interview and bootleg here
25th June - Theater of Living Art, Philadelphia, U.S.A.
30 June - Rock Werchter, Belgium (bootleg)
1 July - Main Square Festival, Arras, france +a photo here
7 July - BBK Live Festival, Bilbao, Spain
9 July - Oxegen Festival, Naas, Ireland
26 August - Reading Festival (win tickets) +videos here +review&video here +bootleg here
3 September - AX Hall, Seoul, South Korea
14 September - Twinkle Rock Festival, Taipei, Taiwan
7 October - Atlantico, Rome, Italy +main bootleg here +another bootleg here
+win the concert here
11 October - Volkshaus, Zurich, Switzerland (postponed)
13 October - Gasometer, Vienna, Austria (postponed)
31 October - Theater Caupolican, Santiago, Chile
2 November - Teatro de Verano Ramon Collazo, Montevideo, Uruguay
3 November - Teatro Colegiales, Buenos Aires, Argentina
4 November - Personal Festival, Buenos Aires, Argentina
5 November - Planeta Terra festival, Sao Paulo, Brazil
12 November - O2 Academy, Sheffield
14 November - O2 Academy, Birmingham
17 November - O2 Academy Brixton, London
2 December - The Warfield, San Francisco, U.S.A.
3 December - Wiltern Theatre, Los Angeles, U.S.A. +another complete review here +win tickets here and here
5 December - First Avenue, Minneapolis, U.S.A.
6 December - The Rave Ballroon, Milwaukee, U.S.A.
9 December - Terminal 5, New York, U.S.A.
10 December - House of Blues, Boston, U.S.A.

2012

new tour

2013

3 June - Abbey Road, London (acoustic) +bootleg here
7 June - McClusky's, Kingston (album launch acoustic gig)



8 November - Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland

2014

Noel Gallagher solo gigography, and Low Lying Turds tour dates

(although his blinded fans say he's a "new solo artist", it's 20 years he's around and already played "solo" gigs previously (the first one in 1994), with the help of other people of course, as the Unplugged 1996, the gig for Tibet, the tour in 2006-2007, London, Milan, Manchester, Moscow, Los Angeles, Toronto, Paris, Australia, etc.)

2010


25 March - Royal Albert Hall - London

2011


28 November - Alcatraz - Milan, Italy + review here +video bootleg here +audio and video bootleg here

2012


lost interest... even Noel got bored of himself

10 April - Auditorio Banamex - Monterrey, Mexico (cancelled)

END OF THE HIGH FLYING BIRDS

2013

fans leave the gig again and ask for Liam again
..... € 10 = £ 8

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